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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:32:01 PM EDT

I have a shipment of 1,000 of these stickers sitting in my mailbox right now:

I need ideas of that need this warning applied to them...

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:32:37 PM EDT

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.22 Box.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:32:56 PM EDT

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This will not go well

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:32:57 PM EDT

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Put them on all your pens.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:33:01 PM EDT

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12 gauge shotgun shells.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:33:19 PM EDT

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Sounds like you have many years of stickers to play practical jokes with.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:33:26 PM EDT

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Hedgehog pen at the pet store

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:34:09 PM EDT

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Axl? Is that you?

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:34:11 PM EDT

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Put them on Halloween candy you pass out.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:34:56 PM EDT

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I'm probably going to take half of them and drop them off around the local university in strips of a dozen or so at a time...

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:35:29 PM EDT

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Yeah, no. You don't fuck with a man's pens.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:35:56 PM EDT

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Pickles, candles, your penis. The options are endless.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:36:00 PM EDT

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Garden Weasel

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:36:20 PM EDT

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awe man that's fucked up

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:36:29 PM EDT

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Put one on your forehead.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:36:32 PM EDT

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awe man that's fucked up

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:36:56 PM EDT

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Take a trip down the produce aisle at your local grocery store.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:37:08 PM EDT

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Double tap....

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:37:31 PM EDT

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Poop thread!?!

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:37:38 PM EDT

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Yeah, no. You don't fuck with a man's pens.

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Exactly. You'll never have a pen walk off ever again.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:37:50 PM EDT

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"Operation Mayhem II"

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:38:25 PM EDT

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What's the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal one?

The taste...

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:39:53 PM EDT

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Exactly. You'll never have a pen walk off ever again.

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Yeah, no. You don't fuck with a man's pens.

Exactly. You'll never have a pen walk off ever again.

Nah, I collect fountain pens. If someone tries to walk off with one of my pens I'm going to at least strongly considering drawing on them.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:42:17 PM EDT

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Order a bunch of the vaginal use only stickers and a case of those yellow rubber dish gloves, then make and sell various custom gloves.

The teaser, the pleaser, the shocker, the spocker and of course who could forget "the show stopper".

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:42:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:44:59 PM EDT

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Any FBHO or FHRC photo or bumper sticker, of course.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:47:41 PM EDT

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Troll the local home improvement center with them. Shovels, rakes, files, light bulbs, paint brushes, etc.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:48:50 PM EDT

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Why do you have 1000 rectal use stickers?

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:49:13 PM EDT

[#28]

Cigars

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:49:40 PM EDT

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Your boyfriend's tongue

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:50:17 PM EDT

[#30]

A Subaru?

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:51:48 PM EDT

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This idea was a meme I saw a few days ago, let me see if I can find it

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:51:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:52:23 PM EDT

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OK, I'll order some too. The responses here are hilarious, and also gave me some ideas.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:52:49 PM EDT

[#34]

12 ga shotgun shells

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:54:06 PM EDT

[#35]

health master inferno

Idiocracy - Future Hospital Visit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUVo0xVAqE

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:54:45 PM EDT

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I have over 500 of those.

I stuck them on every at work. People were finding them weeks later.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:55:45 PM EDT

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You read my mind. Chilled, of course.

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:55:55 PM EDT

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Pepper your anus:

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:56:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:58:54 PM EDT

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The gerbil cage at the pet shop?

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:58:54 PM EDT

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So I can stick them on things...

Posted: 4/20/2017 9:58:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:59:21 PM EDT

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This is my favorite so far.

I'm stopping by Petsmart tomorrow.

Posted: 4/20/2017 10:00:52 PM EDT

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when your boss slides the paperwork on your teeny tiny raise across the table ...slap one of those on and slide it back

Posted: 4/20/2017 10:02:17 PM EDT

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Take a trip down the produce aisle at your local grocery store.

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Watermelons.

Posted: 4/20/2017 10:03:06 PM EDT

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Go place them on the straw dispensers at your local fast food places.

Posted: 4/20/2017 10:03:15 PM EDT

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I put a bunch of them on cucumbers and sat back in the cafe and watched my handiwork. One woman started laughing and bought few, probably to show her husband.

Most people would look at them and go into shock.

I put them on trailer hitch balls at Homeless Depot and Lowes and all sorts of places

Posted: 4/20/2017 10:03:20 PM EDT

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Watermelons.

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Take a trip down the produce aisle at your local grocery store.

Watermelons.

eggplants?

... pineapples!?

Posted: 4/20/2017 10:05:42 PM EDT

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Go to GNC and put them on vitamin/supplements.

Posted: 4/20/2017 10:06:54 PM EDT

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Anything at the grocery store, or Toys R Us.

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