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Posted: 4/20/2017 9:32:01 PM EDT
I have a shipment of 1,000 of these stickers sitting in my mailbox right now:



I need ideas of that need this warning applied to them...
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.22 Box.
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This will not go well
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Put them on all your pens.
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12 gauge shotgun shells.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:33:19 PM EDT
Sounds like you have many years of stickers to play practical jokes with.
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Hedgehog pen at the pet store
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Axl? Is that you?
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Put them on Halloween candy you pass out.
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I'm probably going to take half of them and drop them off around the local university in strips of a dozen or so at a time...
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Yeah, no. You don't fuck with a man's pens.
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Pickles, candles, your penis.  The options are endless.
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Garden Weasel
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awe man that's fucked up
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Put one on your forehead.
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awe man that's fucked up
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Take a trip down the produce aisle at your local grocery store.
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Double tap....
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Poop thread!?!
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Exactly. You'll never have a pen walk off ever again.
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"Operation Mayhem II"
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What's the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal one?















The taste...
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Yeah, no. You don't fuck with a man's pens.
Exactly. You'll never have a pen walk off ever again.
Nah, I collect fountain pens. If someone tries to walk off with one of my pens I'm going to at least strongly considering drawing on them.
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Order a bunch of the vaginal use only stickers and a case of those yellow rubber dish gloves, then make and sell various custom gloves.

The teaser, the pleaser, the shocker, the spocker and of course who could forget "the show stopper".
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Any FBHO or FHRC photo or bumper sticker, of course.
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Troll the local home improvement center with them.  Shovels, rakes, files, light bulbs, paint brushes, etc.
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Why do you have 1000 rectal use stickers?
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Cigars
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Your boyfriend's tongue
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A Subaru?










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This idea was a meme I saw a few days ago, let me see if I can find it
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OK, I'll order some too.  The responses here are hilarious, and also gave me some ideas.
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12 ga shotgun shells
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health master inferno

Idiocracy - Future Hospital Visit
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:54:45 PM EDT
I have over 500 of those.


I stuck them on every at work.   People were finding them weeks later.
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You read my mind.  Chilled, of course.
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Pepper your anus:

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The gerbil cage at the pet shop?
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So I can stick them on things...
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This is my favorite so far.

I'm stopping by Petsmart tomorrow.
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when your boss slides the paperwork on your teeny tiny raise across the table ...slap one of those on and slide it back
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Watermelons.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:03:06 PM EDT
Go place them on the straw dispensers at your local fast food places.
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I put a bunch of them on cucumbers and sat back in the cafe and watched my handiwork. One woman started laughing and bought  few, probably to show her husband.

Most people would look at them and go into shock.

I put them on trailer hitch balls at Homeless Depot and Lowes and all sorts of places
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Watermelons.
eggplants?

... pineapples!?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:05:42 PM EDT
Go to GNC and put them on vitamin/supplements.
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Anything at the grocery store, or Toys R Us.
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