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Posted: 10/9/2007 1:56:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2007 2:10:50 PM EST by Rodent]
I saw a friend at the airport as he went into the men's room. He didn't see me. I went in, and he was sitting in a stall. And the one next to him was empty.

Is that a perfect set-up, or what?! I could practically see the beam of heavenly light shining down from Loki.

I went into the stall next to him, tapped my foot a few times, "widened my stance", tapped again...

He got up and left. I caught up to him in the terminal, barely able to contain myself over what a funny guy I am.

And he had no idea what I was talking about. He'd never heard of Senator Craig.

Link Posted: 10/9/2007 1:57:28 PM EST
fail.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 1:57:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rodent:
I saw a friend at the airport as he went into the men's room. He didn't see me. I went in, and he was sitting in a stall. And the one next to him was empty.

Is that a perfect set-up, or what?! I could practically see the beam of heavenly light shining down from Loki.

I went into the stall next to him, tapped my foot a few times, "widened my stance", tapped again...

He got up and left. I caught up to him in the terminal, barely able to contain myself over what a funny guy I am.

And he had no idea what I was talking about. Never heard of Senator Craig.



...I don't get it.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 1:58:42 PM EST
"cough"....HOMO..."cough"

Link Posted: 10/9/2007 1:59:00 PM EST
Your friend now probably thinks he has a gay friend.

Thats gonna be wierd.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:00:43 PM EST
You suck at humor
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:01:01 PM EST
The only thing that might have been funnier would be if he jumped over/through the door and kicked your ass before he realized who you were.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:02:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Slave1:
Your friend now probably thinks he has a gay friend.

Thats gonna be wierd.




I agree......your obligated to blow him now......in order to break the tension
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:03:47 PM EST
creepy
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:04:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Marcbme:
I agree......your obligated to blow him now......in order to break the tension


Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:04:43 PM EST
Would have been REALLY FUNNY if there would have been a cop nearby
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:08:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Would have been REALLY FUNNY if there would have been a cop nearby


That would've been hilarious. Rodent posted about how he got "Craiged" at the airport.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:09:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By CETMEfree:
You suck at humor
+1
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:10:13 PM EST
I chuckled. Not hilarious, but definitely funny.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:15:56 PM EST
You tap your foot... I rack my slide... lets see where the tensions end
(FYI I am talking about a pistol slide)
(YOUR GAY IF YOU THOUGHT OTHERWISE)

j0hn
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 2:20:29 PM EST
A tragic end to the joke would have been your buddy tapping back and then coming on over!!
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 3:16:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By lange22250:
A tragic end to the joke would have been your buddy tapping back and then coming on over!!




Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Would have been REALLY FUNNY if there would have been a cop nearby



Both of those thoughts occurred to me and helped me to contain my snickering at my own hilarity.

I still can't fathom anyone in America not knowing who Senator Craig is.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 4:08:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Burley:
Shoulda just stuck your dick through the stall...


+1 What ever happened to the simplicity of Glory-holes?
They may not be elegant and coded, but they get the job done
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 4:16:03 PM EST


Man you crack me up.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 4:16:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Another_Dude:

Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:


(How in the hell could anyone not know about Sen.Craig?)

In my short time at Arfcom, I have learned that I know A LOT more about current events and politics than 99% of other people.

+1.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 4:16:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By kap_x:

Originally Posted By Burley:
Shoulda just stuck your dick through the stall...


+1 What ever happened to the simplicity of Glory-holes?
They may not be elegant and coded, but they get the job done


This is why I always carry a cordless drill and a 4" hole saw...
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 4:16:37 PM EST
How funny would it have been if he accepted, and then you find out you have a gay friend?
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