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Posted: 12/22/2005 11:32:54 AM EDT
He has turned into one "miserable bitch".  I think he's in love with Madonna, as he goes out of his way to" Bitch" about her  once again. And speaking about cows. Has he looked in the mirror lately?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:38:04 AM EDT
[#1]
Madonna's a nutcase, but she has a killer bod for her age. Elton's the silly cow, not Madonna.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:39:25 AM EDT
[#2]
Pot and kettle...
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:41:18 AM EDT
[#3]
Ask yourselves before you post again, do I really want to be participating in this discussion?  Do I want to go to that place?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:41:35 AM EDT
[#4]
"A pox on both their houses."

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 11:43:41 AM EDT
[#5]
Oh, no he did-ent!
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:51:37 PM EDT
[#6]
Madonna could bitch-slap that poofer to within an inch of his feckless life...
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:53:02 PM EDT
[#7]
He could also hide in her Holland Love Tunnel and she could hide in his, oh never mind...
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:53:16 PM EDT
[#8]
WTF kind of thread is this?  Do you people realize you're on AR15.com not "Bend-Over-And-Take-It.com?".

Geez, grow a pair and start a thread about guns, cars, or military stuff.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 12:58:14 PM EDT
[#9]
Who cares? They are both freaks. The world would be a better place if the two got into a fight and killed each other.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:00:07 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Who cares? They are both freaks. The world would be a better place if the two got into a fight and killed each other.



Would be worth $5 on PPV just to watch their bacteria slug it out.

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:00:23 PM EDT
[#11]
Bitch Fight!!!!
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:00:39 PM EDT
[#12]

Elton calls Madonna a “miserable cow”


Well, I think that's the smartest thing I've ever heard him say.  MJD
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:06:29 PM EDT
[#13]
At least when you pay $300 to see him in concert he actually sings......
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:07:35 PM EDT
[#14]
Well, he's right.

Of course he's a tragic fat old queen, so....pot/kettle.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:12:01 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
At least when you pay $300 to see him in concert he actually sings......



ooooooooooooh.....snap!

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:17:11 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Who cares? They are both freaks. The world would be a better place if the two got into a fight and killed each other.



+1

Can't stand either one of them.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:22:23 PM EDT
[#17]
She doesnt look like a cow to me

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:26:05 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
She doesnt look like a cow to me




Is that Elton or Madonna?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:30:05 PM EDT
[#19]
If you have to ask you need to stop drinking

FREE



Quoted:

Quoted:
She doesnt look like a cow to me

www.2xy.org/simulacra/img/madonna_versace_2005.jpg



Is that Elton or Madonna?

Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:32:17 PM EDT
[#20]
I remember when I really, really, really wanted to fuck Madonna.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:46:41 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
I remember when I really, really, really wanted to fuck Madonna.



 Great, now I need to go to forget that.  MJD
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:47:32 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I remember when I really, really, really wanted to fuck Madonna.

.
back in '82 , maybe.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 1:51:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Bah, anything to keep them both in the papers...

BTW, his new song/video "Turn the lights out when you leave" has been played on CMT of all places.  It's actually a really good tune.  So much of his recent stuff is really horrible.

Love his 70s stuff though.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 2:00:57 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I remember when I really, really, really wanted to fuck Madonna.

.
back in '82 , maybe.



84.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 2:03:30 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
He has turned into one "miserable bitch".  I think he's in love with Madonna, as he goes out of his way to" Bitch" about her  once again. And speaking about cows. Has he looked in the mirror lately?



Ooooooooo... SCANDELOUS!

Oh wait, that's right, I don't give a damn about Hollywood. My bad.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 2:09:26 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 2:12:50 PM EDT
[#27]
She looks pretty damn good actually..  MILF  


Link Posted: 12/22/2005 2:14:54 PM EDT
[#28]
WTF kind of thread is this? Do you people realize you're on AR15.com not "Bend-Over-And-Take-It.com?".

Geez, grow a pair and start a thread about guns, cars, or military stuff.


_____________________________________

coincidentally, when I think of either Elton or Madonna, my next thought IS of a gun...
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 2:15:07 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
She looks pretty damn good actually..  MILF  

www.showbizz.net/uploads/musique/madonalourde.jpg



You're joking, right?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 2:30:51 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
She looks pretty damn good actually..  MILF  

www.showbizz.net/uploads/musique/madonalourde.jpg






Yeah, I'd probably still fuck that.

Not the kid you pervs.
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 8:48:34 PM EDT
[#31]
They just don't get along because their so much alike........ They both like penis's
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 8:51:22 PM EDT
[#32]
Madonna may be a 'ho, but I would rather her sing me a love song that Take-It-Up-The-Ass Elton.

Elton John--The other white meat. Anyone hungry?
Link Posted: 12/22/2005 9:34:31 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She looks pretty damn good actually..  MILF  

www.showbizz.net/uploads/musique/madonalourde.jpg






Yeah, I'd probably still fuck that.

Not the kid you pervs.





wasnt madonna the 80's singer who posed in Playboy a few yrs back (2000, 01).... she looked hell of a lot better then...?

SIR elton john should have his title changed....
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