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Posted: 3/18/2013 1:04:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:06:10 PM EDT
So that's the real reason why the building code requires a fence around pools!
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:09:22 PM EDT
Bricks would be shat.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:12:14 PM EDT
T.I.A.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:14:37 PM EDT
quick hit him with a super soaker.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:16:30 PM EDT
That yard is lacking a tall wall!
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:18:26 PM EDT
At least he didn't pee in the pool.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:19:05 PM EDT
He was looking for his wife, heard in GD that she was there
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:20:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:20:42 PM EDT
"Oh man I'm so high right now."
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:21:25 PM EDT
Just stopped by for a quick drink.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:27:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2013 3:23:15 PM EDT by FlyingGorilla]
Notice the elephant finally recognizes the humans I the pool and reacts to their presence. If they had stayed down he never would have recognized them and kept drinking. It's like the video of the elk who didn't recognize the seated hunter in the ground blind, animals are only programmed to recognize humans as a threat when they're standing.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:32:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.


Of course you would.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:33:11 PM EDT
Damn i'd shoot that. Get to try out the Watson upper
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:34:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sapperstang:
Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.


Of course you would.

It's a joke 13.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:35:28 PM EDT
What a jerk
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:37:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LFLS84:

Originally Posted By Sapperstang:
Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.


Of course you would.

It's a joke 13.


...we '08-09's must not have been too bad, because I'm sure we didn't catch near the shit this class is catching.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:47:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bblake00:
At least he didn't pee in the pool.


I'm pretty sure I would have.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:50:37 PM EDT
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 1:59:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?


I suspect that there was more than chlorine in that water....
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:00:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?


At that moment? A little like urine.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:01:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?


Better then hippo shit, crocodile runoff and mosquito larva.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:02:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?


A lot better than the animal feces filled mud hole it normally drinks from I'm sure.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:08:52 PM EDT
There's not much you can do about things like that.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:23:29 PM EDT
Wow. I bet it comes back, with friends.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:25:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By xylo:
Wow. I bet it comes back, with friends.

The good news is that when there are a bunch of them around, the lions won't mess with you.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:29:06 PM EDT
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:31:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pjoo1120:
T.I.A., Bru


Most important part, bru!
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:35:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?

Only if they perceive you as a threat. A handful of hairless apes in the water isn't a threat.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:36:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?


Depends on the situation. Bachelor bulls can be. Females not so much.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:37:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:
That was pretty cool, I wonder how the chlorinated water tasted ?


Probably not much worse than the malaria AIDS infested African after.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:44:52 PM EDT
ahhhh...YES... chlorinated or bromine water is so fucking refreshing....

...honey?....get my .458 Win Mag....
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:47:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Real25WSSM:
ahhhh...YES... chlorinated or bromine water is so fucking refreshing....

.


Ever see a dog drink from a toilet? You think they care what's been in the bowl?

Link Posted: 3/18/2013 2:50:51 PM EDT
That elephant is lucky to still have his trunk.

There was a pair of Crocs next to that pool!
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 5:12:43 PM EDT
Freaking Africa. You got to keep your head on a swivel in that place. I bet that backyard bbq's are a hoot once the sun goes down on that property. Ok, Frederik you grill the burgers, Gert you break out the cold CocaColas, Gugu you go out and get some more firewood. Pieter you chill on the roof with the .416 Rigby and the NVG's, someone will be along shortly to relieve you.

Seriously, X-terra (off-road triathlon series) world champion, Conrad Stoltz trains for the 1.5K swim in his Afrikaan pool. Which is a ditch he dug with a backhoe, that is approx 50m long and lined with visquene. He claims he frequently has to chase all manner of snakes, crocks, and hippos out before his daily training sessions !!! True Story!
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 5:26:34 PM EDT
lol. I love how the people in the pool were just sitting there like "omg are you done?"
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 6:27:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?


Depends on the situation. Bachelor bulls can be. Females not so much.

Guessing you have never been near a female and her offspring then ?


Link Posted: 3/18/2013 6:30:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Originally Posted By bblake00:
At least he didn't pee in the pool.


I'm pretty sure I would have.



lol


Link Posted: 3/18/2013 6:36:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MrVegas:
Originally Posted By pjoo1120:
T.I.A., Bru


Most important part, bru!


I failed.

...

bru.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 6:48:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
That elephant is lucky to still have his trunk.







There was a pair of Crocs next to that pool!




Link Posted: 3/18/2013 6:51:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LFLS84:

Originally Posted By Sapperstang:
Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
I would have charged him two ivory tusks for the water he took.


Of course you would.

It's a joke 13.

Look at the 9s getting all uppity.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 6:55:50 PM EDT
That would be a good place for a game cam.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 7:01:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
He was looking for his wife, heard in GD that she was there


Link Posted: 3/18/2013 7:04:12 PM EDT
From Army Ants to Gaboon Vipers, Cape Buffalo, Leopard, Hyenas. No thanks. I'd pull the card out of the camera after the first night and start calling realtors in Detriot the next day, it would be safer!
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 7:09:01 PM EDT
Somehow, I ended up watching a monkey masterbating and jizzing on itself...
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 7:09:41 PM EDT
When I was in Queen Elizabeth National Park, the ranger said, "If someone knocks on your door at night, don't answer it."
I was like, "Bandits?". He said no, the hippos come up from the river at night to graze on the lawn and they bang around on the patios of the lodge rooms.
If you open your door and surprise them, they get pissed and attack.
Link Posted: 3/18/2013 7:10:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:33:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dclark77:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?


Depends on the situation. Bachelor bulls can be. Females not so much.

Guessing you have never been near a female and her offspring then ?




Almost any female will get pissed if you get between her and her kids, but females are much less likely to get violent for no apparent reason than bachelor males.
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:38:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:43:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By dclark77:

Originally Posted By RikWriter:
Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
fuck that shit. aren't african elephants mean as shit?


Depends on the situation. Bachelor bulls can be. Females not so much.

Guessing you have never been near a female and her offspring then ?




Almost any female will get pissed if you get between her and her kids, but females are much less likely to get violent for no apparent reason than bachelor males.


Yah, just imagion how cranky one on the rag would be
Link Posted: 3/19/2013 3:46:57 AM EDT
That thing was awesome, looks like a big version of my cat.
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