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Quoted: Chupacabra are more highly evolved than dogs and therefore should not be killed and eaten.
I believe they might make useful allies when the zombies come.
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So does it taste like dog? Do you need to marinade it? Or is it ok to just throw on the grill?
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I don't know. I'd never eat a Chupacabra. They've served mankind for thousands of years sucking the sick goats dry. Notice how they only go after the sickly goats to help protect us from disease. Absolutely amazing.
I'll never understand the emotional rational for eating something as useful, tame and domesticated as a chupacabra.
It's not like you have to worry about them eating infants like you do a regular dog. You can google it if you don't believe me. Google for "dog eats infant" and "chupacabra eats infant". You'll never find a reliable hit with the chupacabra.
Even a pig has more intelligence then that.