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Posted: 10/15/2004 5:43:56 PM EST
This Tuesday Edwardo will be stoping buy our football stadium to deliver a speech. Only the Advanced students will be atending this avent( I get to go). My vice principle has already given me permission to voice my opinion during the speech as long as I keep it "civil", so no megaphone, however my conservative friends and I are aloud to bring signs.
So far we have 6 people that will be making and holding signs at the speech, I will be hold a " 2 johns for twice the crap" and my friend has " VOTE KERRY, paid for by Al Queda". Now we need idea's for four more signs, or other things that would irritate a liberal.

P.S. this will be at Quaker Stadium in New Philadelphia,Ohio
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:45:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:48:12 PM EST
SHAKESPEARE WAS RIGHT!

Secret Squirrels probably won't like that though.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:48:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:
This Tuesday Edwardo will be stoping buy our football stadium to deliver a speech. Only the Advanced students will be atending this avent( I get to go). My vice principle has already given me permission to voice my opinion during the speech as long as I keep it "civil", so no megaphone, however my conservative friends and I are aloud to bring signs.
So far we have 6 people that will be making and holding signs at the speech, I will be hold a " 2 johns for twice the crap" and my friend has " VOTE KERRY, paid for by Al Queda". Now we need idea's for four more signs, or other things that would irritate a liberal.

P.S. this will be at Quaker Stadium in New Philadelphia,Ohio



Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:50:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By Botch:

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:
This Tuesday Edwardo will be stoping buy our football stadium to deliver a speech. Only the Advanced students will be atending this avent( I get to go). My vice principle has already given me permission to voice my opinion during the speech as long as I keep it "civil", so no megaphone, however my conservative friends and I are aloud to bring signs.
So far we have 6 people that will be making and holding signs at the speech, I will be hold a " 2 johns for twice the crap" and my friend has " VOTE KERRY, paid for by Al Queda". Now we need idea's for four more signs, or other things that would irritate a liberal.

P.S. this will be at Quaker Stadium in New Philadelphia,Ohio



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I should mention that I'm in Advanced Government, NOT ENGLISH
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:50:29 PM EST
Sorry 'bout Yer luck !........
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:50:50 PM EST
I am partial to

"10 out of 10 terrorists say 'Anyone But Bush'"
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:51:25 PM EST
"Massachusets Liberal lapdogs and trial lawyers don't represent AMERICA!"

"According to the 14th Ammendment of the Constitution, Kerry CANNOT be in office!"

I'll think of some more.....
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:52:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:


Plow him in with the fall fertilizer.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:53:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By drew5337:
"Massachusets Liberal lapdogs and trial lawyers don't represent AMERICA!"

quote]

I like this one
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:57:40 PM EST
no charge, use any you like, but take pics and post them!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:58:49 PM EST
Two Americas.
Those that own Assault rifles and enjoy them .

Those that own Assault rifles and want to ban them .
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:01:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:04:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 6:06:34 PM EST by Nimrod1193]


Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:12:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:12:45 PM EST
How large should these posters be, about 3'x2', the need to be visible yet small enough to stow in my locker.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:36:04 PM EST
Tell your adminstrators, and pass the word on campus that his appearance BEFORE the election is nothing more than pandering.... He is USING you!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:39:35 PM EST
AIN'T FONDA KERRY
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:43:47 PM EST
Resistance is growing, we now have a 8' long "You AIN'T Welcome'' sign.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:49:23 PM EST
"Flush the johns."
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:57:02 PM EST
How many doctors did you sue to lower health care costs?

How exactly are two lawyers going to make the paralyzed walk?

Way to deliver the South, John!

My friends a lesbian, can you bring her up, too?

I like the UN Charter better than the Constitution, too.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:57:53 PM EST
Man oh man. Heres an interesting story. A few years back one of my friends was going to school at NC state. He invited me to a football game and before the game started we got a speech from none other than JOHN EDWARDS. I dont remember if it was some special event or waht but he screwed himself. Basically the dean spoke first and we could understand him just fine. Then Johnny comes up and we cant understand a thing he says. he waddles around looking lost and spews a bunch of incoherant crap into the microphone and then at the end of his 'speech' he gives a cheer for the OPPOSING team, and him a guest of NC state.

My friend was at the front right up near the stage (he was in marching band at the time) and he told me that even at only a few feet front edwards he couldnt understand one dang thing that edwards said except for edwards' 'cheer' at the end. my friend said that he could also smell alcohol around where John Edwards was standing and it was clear to everyone that edwards was stone drunk.


Great guy to have as a vice Pres eh?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:59:05 PM EST
I like that "2 johns twice the crap". Nice.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:03:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 7:03:31 PM EST by Lockedon]

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:

Originally Posted By Botch:

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:
This Tuesday Edwardo will be stoping buy our football stadium to deliver a speech. Only the Advanced students will be atending this avent( I get to go). My vice principle has already given me permission to voice my opinion during the speech as long as I keep it "civil", so no megaphone, however my conservative friends and I are aloud to bring signs.
So far we have 6 people that will be making and holding signs at the speech, I will be hold a " 2 johns for twice the crap" and my friend has " VOTE KERRY, paid for by Al Queda". Now we need idea's for four more signs, or other things that would irritate a liberal.

P.S. this will be at Quaker Stadium in New Philadelphia,Ohio






I should mention that I'm in Advanced Government, NOT ENGLISH



For the sake of your school, I hope to god you are....
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:12:19 PM EST
I think the one thing you could carry that would piss liberals off more than anything else is a simple Bush-Cheney sign. Look how they reacted to that poor three year old girl who dared to hold one in Edwards' presence.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:16:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 7:16:36 PM EST by R0933C]
Give him the finger for me, would you please?

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:25:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lockedon:

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:

Originally Posted By Botch:

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:
This Tuesday Edwardo will be stoping buy our football stadium to deliver a speech. Only the Advanced students will be atending this avent( I get to go). My vice principle has already given me permission to voice my opinion during the speech as long as I keep it "civil", so no megaphone, however my conservative friends and I are aloud to bring signs.
So far we have 6 people that will be making and holding signs at the speech, I will be hold a " 2 johns for twice the crap" and my friend has " VOTE KERRY, paid for by Al Queda". Now we need idea's for four more signs, or other things that would irritate a liberal.

P.S. this will be at Quaker Stadium in New Philadelphia,Ohio






I should mention that I'm in Advanced Government, NOT ENGLISH



For the sake of your school, I hope to god you are....




haha...i didn't bother to look any closer
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:43:54 PM EST
"JOHN KERRY- NVA war hero"

"Kerry Lied - POW's died"
or
"Kerry Lied - GI's died"

"I'm voting FOR Kerry befor I vote AGAINST him!"

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 8:00:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:
I think the one thing you could carry that would piss liberals off more than anything else is a simple Bush-Cheney sign. Look how they reacted to that poor three year old girl who dared to hold one in Edwards' presence.



I did not hear about this. Would someone tell me what happend. So help me god if I was in that situation and skerry or eddie yelled at or antagonized a child of mine there would not be enough SS guys in the world to stop me. Thats all ill say as anything more would definately get me banned.
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 6:16:47 AM EST
My sign idea:

Let's Sue Ourselves to Prosperity

or

Kerry/Edwards: Hard on Doctors, Soft on Terrorists
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 7:02:43 AM EST
How about wearing the band aids with purple hearts on them. Throw medals, or was it ribbons, at him.

Have the sign say - I blew rice up my butt, too. Where's my purple heart?

jd1
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 7:06:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By MikeS369:
I like that "2 johns twice the crap". Nice.



YEs I like it too.
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 7:10:34 AM EST
all the local doctors and those on insurance should pelt his A for helping raise rates by taking in millions of $$$$ from lawsuits!
Link Posted: 10/16/2004 7:12:10 AM EST
Give him the bird for me!!! Would ya'?
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:40:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lockem:

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:
I think the one thing you could carry that would piss liberals off more than anything else is a simple Bush-Cheney sign. Look how they reacted to that poor three year old girl who dared to hold one in Edwards' presence.



I did not hear about this. Would someone tell me what happend. So help me god if I was in that situation and skerry or eddie yelled at or antagonized a child of mine there would not be enough SS guys in the world to stop me. Thats all ill say as anything more would definately get me banned.



Some union thugs ripped the sign out of her hands, tore it up, and laughed at her when she started to cry. There were several threads about it here about a month ago.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:42:26 AM EST
Skip School.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:45:42 AM EST
www.communistsforkerry.com/GPU/viewtopic.php?p=72








look under the thumbnails, they have poster size pdf files you can print out, trust me, these drive liberals absolutely crazy! i have experience!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:59:31 PM EST
Do you think that I would be able to take a small digital camera with me?
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 1:08:57 PM EST
Hold whatever sign you choose...

However, I would stand (or sit) with my back to him the entire time with my sign facing him.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:24:42 PM EST
I support Kerry for President!



Of France!
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 6:33:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By NoMoAMMO:
I support Kerry for President!



Of France!



didn't his cousin used to be the prez of france?
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 9:57:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
www.communistsforkerry.com/GPU/viewtopic.php?p=72


www.communistsforkerry.com/PrintPosters/Kerry_askFrance_small.jpg


www.communistsforkerry.com/PrintPosters/Posters_PROFILES_small.jpg


look under the thumbnails, they have poster size pdf files you can print out, trust me, these drive liberals absolutely crazy! i have experience!


i've also 'heard' that "POW's Died, While Kerry Lied" is an effective protest chant
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:30:25 PM EST
UPDATE

We went to the rally today and a group of angry liberals tired to stop our first amendment rights by trying to take or signs. Well it backfired on them and about 20 undecided voters figured out who there going vote for now.

The crowd was small for all the hype about this rally, 2000 people maybe, 1200 people came from local schools.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:38:28 PM EST
So did you get to go in with your signs?

Jerad
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:14:08 PM EST
Wave your bush cheny sign proudly.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:19:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:
a group of angry liberals tired to stop our first amendment rights by trying to take or signs.



Did you shout "Help, Help! I'm being oppressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!"?Just kidding, great job standing up to those limp-wristed ninnies(and their single collective mind)
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 3:37:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 3:40:56 PM EST by AdamTheFarmer]
A few libs around me tried to take my sign away from me, It basically came down to me being 6'4" and standing on my tippie toes so the could grap it. Me and my friend both thought it would be best to avoid fights and just make our statement.

This approach pissed the libs off real good, they where trying anything to get use kicked out. They even went to get the person in charge of the event. He asked me and my friend kindly to leave. We responded with " It's our 1st amendment right to be here." Hippie blood was boiling now, they firgured out that they could not remove the signs or use, so the blocked use. Thats right the hippies all stood around real close holding there signs above ours.

Knowing we couldn't get aggresive, due to teachers watching, we began to get extremly close to them and talked while releasing excess amounts of spit. Somehow this worked the hippies had gone back to they're area.

The next wave of attackers was the Soccer mom's. One confronted me with the" My son is in Irag" stance.

Me :I am greatful for your sons service and I'm happy he is making America safer."
Soccer Mom :What if you got sucked into this war and your loved ones where over-seas."
Me :I have many relaltives and friendds currently deployed in Iraq, even though I miss them I am happy they are serving america."

The soccer mom then storms off.

When talking to my friend about Libs being childish one of them sneaks up and steals our signs and turns them in to a campaign worker. We approach the worker and demand our sign back.

Worker :I can't give you the sign back
Friend :We had money invested in the signs and if they are not returned it will be cosidered theft
Worker :there in the garbage
Me : The we want our materials we put into them back(Sharpie, Poster board)

So the worker goes and gets us 4 new sharpie and 2 sheets of poster board, but we don't get the poster until after the speech.

Left with some sharpies and a pack of Post-it Notes we set to work, We wrote voting for bush(1 letter per note) and taped on the front of a libs sign when the didn't notice it stayed there for the rest of the day.

Going to this rally had reaffirmed all my beliefs about democrats; there weak, irrational, and the smell.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:49:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:
This Tuesday Edwardo will be stoping buy our football stadium to deliver a speech. Only the Advanced students will be atending this avent( I get to go). My vice principle has already given me permission to voice my opinion during the speech as long as I keep it "civil", so no megaphone, however my conservative friends and I are aloud to bring signs.
So far we have 6 people that will be making and holding signs at the speech, I will be hold a " 2 johns for twice the crap" and my friend has " VOTE KERRY, paid for by Al Queda". Now we need idea's for four more signs, or other things that would irritate a liberal.

P.S. this will be at Quaker Stadium in New Philadelphia,Ohio



Is there an option to NOT attend the assembly?
If I were you I would cut.

Stupid Democrat Hillrod

Why did your school district give money to him?

Stupid Democrat supporting school district.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:56:28 PM EST
Well done!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:00:43 PM EST
Release sKerry's military records.

or When will Reeve rise again?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:09:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By AdamTheFarmer:
A few libs around me tried to take my sign away from me, It basically came down to me being 6'4" and standing on my tippie toes so the could grap it. Me and my friend both thought it would be best to avoid fights and just make our statement.

This approach pissed the libs off real good, they where trying anything to get use kicked out. They even went to get the person in charge of the event. He asked me and my friend kindly to leave. We responded with " It's our 1st amendment right to be here." Hippie blood was boiling now, they firgured out that they could not remove the signs or use, so the blocked use. Thats right the hippies all stood around real close holding there signs above ours.

Knowing we couldn't get aggresive, due to teachers watching, we began to get extremly close to them and talked while releasing excess amounts of spit. Somehow this worked the hippies had gone back to they're area.

The next wave of attackers was the Soccer mom's. One confronted me with the" My son is in Irag" stance.

Me :I am greatful for your sons service and I'm happy he is making America safer."
Soccer Mom :What if you got sucked into this war and your loved ones where over-seas."
Me :I have many relaltives and friendds currently deployed in Iraq, even though I miss them I am happy they are serving america."

The soccer mom then storms off.

When talking to my friend about Libs being childish one of them sneaks up and steals our signs and turns them in to a campaign worker. We approach the worker and demand our sign back.

Worker :I can't give you the sign back
Friend :We had money invested in the signs and if they are not returned it will be cosidered theft
Worker :there in the garbage
Me : The we want our materials we put into them back(Sharpie, Poster board)

So the worker goes and gets us 4 new sharpie and 2 sheets of poster board, but we don't get the poster until after the speech.

Left with some sharpies and a pack of Post-it Notes we set to work, We wrote voting for bush(1 letter per note) and taped on the front of a libs sign when the didn't notice it stayed there for the rest of the day.

Going to this rally had reaffirmed all my beliefs about democrats; there weak, irrational, and the smell.




YA DONE GOOD!



(Thanks for your service)


Hessian-1out!
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