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Posted: 5/26/2003 1:34:57 AM EDT
I AM COMING DOWN WITH ANOTHER GODDAMN COLD. THIS HAS TO BE THE 8TH ONE IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU INFECTED PEOPLE STAY HOME FROM WORK INSTEAD OF SPREADING YOUR PLAGUES AROUND TO THE INNOCENT. THE NEXT DICKWAD AT THE STORE OR RESTAURANT I SEE COUGHING, SNEEZING, OR WIPING THEIR NOSE ON THEIR SLEEVE, I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER AND DEMAND THAT THE INCONSIDERATE BASTARD BE SENT HOME. SHIT!
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:37:36 AM EDT
You should become a recluse like me.. I never get sick.. [:)]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:40:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2003 1:41:15 AM EDT by BigJ491]
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: I AM COMING DOWN WITH ANOTHER GODDAMN COLD. THIS HAS TO BE THE 8TH ONE IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU INFECTED PEOPLE STAY HOME FROM WORK INSTEAD OF SPREADING YOUR PLAGUES AROUND TO THE INNOCENT. THE NEXT DICKWAD AT THE STORE OR RESTAURANT I SEE COUGHING, SNEEZING, OR WIPING THEIR NOSE ON THEIR SLEEVE, I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER AND DEMAND THAT THE INCONSIDERATE BASTARD BE SENT HOME. SHIT!
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I don't even want to think about what my boss would do to me if I called in sick b/c I had a cold. I'm scared to call off sick when I can barely walk! Maybe if you had a better imune system, Imboglio, you wouldn't have to worry about catching colds all the time [;)]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:42:05 AM EDT
Where are you getting money to go to a store or restaurant anyhow?
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:42:13 AM EDT
BECAUSE THE AHOLES THAT GET SICK AND KNOWLINGLY COME TO WORK EITHER NEVER HEARD OF SICK LEAVE OR THEY ARE ILLEGAL WORKERS WHO DON'T HAVE SUCH BENEFITS. PROBABLY THE LATTER. THE SICK LEAVE BENEFITS ARE PUT IN PLACE FOR A REASON, USE IT!!!!
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:42:41 AM EDT
Dude, I hardly ever go out anywhere except when there is free stuff or when I have to do a salvage operation at the fountain. That is maybe 2 or 3 times a week. I wash my hands constantly, stay at least 5 feet away from others, and even try to avoid eye contact, but I am still getting infected by these domestic terrorists. I mean shit, getting a cold when it is 95 degrees outside?
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:43:10 AM EDT
Wash your hands more. That's how colds spread. I had a cold a few weeks ago, Strange, because it was the first cold I've had in like 2 years.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:50:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2003 1:51:42 AM EDT by The_Macallan]
Originally Posted By Imborglio: I AM COMING DOWN WITH ANOTHER GODDAMN COLD. THIS HAS TO BE THE 8TH ONE IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS. WHY THE FUCK...
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Originally Posted By [b]Imborglio[/b]: [b][blue]"The degree to how severe your sickness becomes is in direct proportion to how mean you have been to others."[/blue][/b] Posted - 05/19/2003 : 15:08:29 [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=187153[/url] Instant karma or poetic justice?
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:51:07 AM EDT
The free stuff is always contaminated.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:51:24 AM EDT
[b]and even try to avoid eye contact, [/b] LMAO... Maybe your immune system is lacking. I take vitamins daily and I think it helps.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:52:06 AM EDT
You sure it's not from kissing wimmins of questionable character? [kiss] [nono]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:56:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2003 1:57:38 AM EDT by Imbroglio]
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Originally Posted By Imborglio: I AM COMING DOWN WITH ANOTHER GODDAMN COLD. THIS HAS TO BE THE 8TH ONE IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS. WHY THE FUCK...
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Originally Posted By [b]Imborglio[/b]: [b][blue]"The degree to how severe your sickness becomes is in direct proportion to how mean you have been to others."[/blue][/b] Posted - 05/19/2003 : 15:08:29 [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=187153[/url] Instant karma or poetic justice?
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Ya it applies to hostile feds, state doj, mjtf, agent provocateurs, neo-cons, and commies, which I am none of.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:57:05 AM EDT
Clearly you need to use your AR to nail the cold viruses before they come int ocontact with your proboscis.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:59:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SeaDweller: BECAUSE THE AHOLES THAT GET SICK AND KNOWLINGLY COME TO WORK EITHER NEVER HEARD OF SICK LEAVE OR THEY ARE ILLEGAL WORKERS WHO DON'T HAVE SUCH BENEFITS. PROBABLY THE LATTER. THE SICK LEAVE BENEFITS ARE PUT IN PLACE FOR A REASON, USE IT!!!!
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Either that, or they work at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart has pretty fucked up policies. If you call out sick, even if you have sick time to cover the time you're missing from work, you automatically do NOT get paid for the full first day you are out on sick leave. So if you call out one day, you may as well go ahead and call out a second day, because either way you're going to get docked one full day's pay and only be able to cover the second day with your sick time.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 2:10:08 AM EDT
It's because of all 'dem hoes you been runnin'with.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 2:15:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Demordrah:
Originally Posted By SeaDweller: BECAUSE THE AHOLES THAT GET SICK AND KNOWLINGLY COME TO WORK EITHER NEVER HEARD OF SICK LEAVE OR THEY ARE ILLEGAL WORKERS WHO DON'T HAVE SUCH BENEFITS. PROBABLY THE LATTER. THE SICK LEAVE BENEFITS ARE PUT IN PLACE FOR A REASON, USE IT!!!!
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Either that, or they work at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart has pretty fucked up policies. If you call out sick, even if you have sick time to cover the time you're missing from work, you automatically do NOT get paid for the full first day you are out on sick leave. So if you call out one day, you may as well go ahead and call out a second day, because either way you're going to get docked one full day's pay and only be able to cover the second day with your sick time.
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If you presented a doc's note would you still lose a day?
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 2:22:14 AM EDT
Is it not our own responsability too protect ourselves or maybe we should pass another law to protect us from ourselves??? This time of year most of the coughing is caused by polin in the air!!! BIG
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 2:23:05 AM EDT
The Government has been secretly injecting you with something. You probably dont have much longer.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 2:34:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SeaDweller:
Originally Posted By Demordrah:
Originally Posted By SeaDweller: BECAUSE THE AHOLES THAT GET SICK AND KNOWLINGLY COME TO WORK EITHER NEVER HEARD OF SICK LEAVE OR THEY ARE ILLEGAL WORKERS WHO DON'T HAVE SUCH BENEFITS. PROBABLY THE LATTER. THE SICK LEAVE BENEFITS ARE PUT IN PLACE FOR A REASON, USE IT!!!!
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Either that, or they work at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart has pretty fucked up policies. If you call out sick, even if you have sick time to cover the time you're missing from work, you automatically do NOT get paid for the full first day you are out on sick leave. So if you call out one day, you may as well go ahead and call out a second day, because either way you're going to get docked one full day's pay and only be able to cover the second day with your sick time.
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If you presented a doc's note would you still lose a day?
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Yup. You lose a day regardless. It's one of the most screwed up policies I've ever heard of. They say it's to prevent people from abusing their sick time benefits, but they're just encouraging people to take 2 days off instead of one because they get paid the same either way as long as you have sick time to cover that second day. I won't even get started on how much it sucks to work in a dirty warehouse with a sinus infection because you'll lose a full day's pay if you call out sick.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 2:39:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: I AM COMING DOWN WITH ANOTHER GODDAMN COLD. THIS HAS TO BE THE 8TH ONE IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU INFECTED PEOPLE STAY HOME FROM WORK INSTEAD OF SPREADING YOUR PLAGUES AROUND TO THE INNOCENT. THE NEXT DICKWAD AT THE STORE OR RESTAURANT I SEE COUGHING, SNEEZING, OR WIPING THEIR NOSE ON THEIR SLEEVE, I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER AND DEMAND THAT THE INCONSIDERATE BASTARD BE SENT HOME. SHIT!
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Hmmm. You don't say? Besides the above, do you have any [b]strong[/b] feelings about colds?
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 3:05:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 3:05:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Demordrah:
Originally Posted By SeaDweller:
Originally Posted By Demordrah:
Originally Posted By SeaDweller: BECAUSE THE AHOLES THAT GET SICK AND KNOWLINGLY COME TO WORK EITHER NEVER HEARD OF SICK LEAVE OR THEY ARE ILLEGAL WORKERS WHO DON'T HAVE SUCH BENEFITS. PROBABLY THE LATTER. THE SICK LEAVE BENEFITS ARE PUT IN PLACE FOR A REASON, USE IT!!!!
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Either that, or they work at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart has pretty fucked up policies. If you call out sick, even if you have sick time to cover the time you're missing from work, you automatically do NOT get paid for the full first day you are out on sick leave. So if you call out one day, you may as well go ahead and call out a second day, because either way you're going to get docked one full day's pay and only be able to cover the second day with your sick time.
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If you presented a doc's note would you still lose a day?
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Yup. You lose a day regardless. It's one of the most screwed up policies I've ever heard of. They say it's to prevent people from abusing their sick time benefits, but they're just encouraging people to take 2 days off instead of one because they get paid the same either way as long as you have sick time to cover that second day. I won't even get started on how much it sucks to work in a dirty warehouse with a sinus infection because you'll lose a full day's pay if you call out sick.
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That is pretty fcked up!
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 3:23:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 4:52:48 AM EDT
How bout you grow a fricken immune system while I call the waaambulance.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 4:57:25 AM EDT
Wash your hands more often and longer. Really works. Take Vitamins???
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 5:19:52 AM EDT
I used to think I had Colds allot and it turned out to be Allergies. Get Better Soon. MM419
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 5:29:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By anothergene: Speaking of immune, how long have you had this immune defeciency? And how did you aquire this syndrome? [;)]
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My brother told me that his wife, who is [b]always[/b] sick, basically has no immune system. Imbroglio, [b]if[/b] you are sick, constant stress, i.e. worrying about the feds and the conspiracy, is a hell of a drain.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 5:48:14 AM EDT
Get better soon bro. Just don't post any pics of what you happen to cough/yack/snort up. [;)] Eric
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 6:12:10 AM EDT
Sounds like your immune system is deficient, you might want to get it checked, that's too many too frequently.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 6:40:22 AM EDT
your immune system is out of balance... sounds like you need some cheese to balance out all that whine [:P] oh, and make sure you're taking vitamin C.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 6:46:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DEC: Wash your hands more often and longer. Really works. Take Vitamins???
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Ditto. The number one cause for colds is not washing your hands often enough. In other words, stop playing with your pee pee and making a ham salad sandwich.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 6:52:12 AM EDT
Maybe you have a brain tumor.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 7:00:31 AM EDT
Sorry Imbro, I know of alot of little girls like you that get sick alot. BTW, a cold is not a reason to call in sick. And most often a person in carring the bug before they even know it.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 7:10:06 AM EDT
it is also my observation that too many fuck!n idiots dont practice good hygine. go potty? WASH YOUR FREAKIN HANDS! gotta sneeze? COVER YOUR MOUTH, then wash your hands and/or use kleenex. gotta cough? COVER YOUR MOUTH (^^) AND FOR PETE'S SAKE... TEACH YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 7:18:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By realist: You should become a recluse like me.. I never get sick.. [:)]
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Ain't it the truth? Stay away from shopping malls, schools, and especially AIRPORTS. Never touch the door handles in public restrooms. That character Jack Nichlolson plays in [i]As Good As It Gets[/i] had the right idea but took it a little too far.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 7:35:58 AM EDT
SARS, definitely must be SARS. (JK Imbro, hope you get better soon) --LS
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 7:38:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Max_Power: Maybe you have a brain tumor.
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[i]... It's [u]NOT[/u] a tuma![/i]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 7:40:26 AM EDT
who here thinks imbroglio is/was Paul? ETH? Sweep? This guy sounds like Paul on a bad day.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 8:01:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2003 8:18:55 AM EDT by The_Macallan]
Originally Posted By Imborglio:
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Originally Posted By Imborglio: I AM COMING DOWN WITH ANOTHER GODDAMN COLD. THIS HAS TO BE THE 8TH ONE IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS. WHY THE FUCK...
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Originally Posted By [b]Imborglio[/b]: [b][blue]"The degree to how severe your sickness becomes is in direct proportion to how mean you have been to others."[/blue][/b] Posted - 05/19/2003 : 15:08:29 [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=187153[/url] Instant karma or poetic justice?
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Ya it applies to hostile feds, state doj, mjtf, agent provocateurs, neo-cons, and commies, which I am none of.
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You're obviously not immune to everyday childhood illnesses or bizarre xenophilic STDs, what makes you think you're immune to karma? And what? No pictures this time??? [b][Grammar Fed] And don't end a sentence with a preposition. [stick] Consider this a warning. [/Grammar Fed][/b]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 8:04:30 AM EDT
You need a new BDU... [img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/300000/images/_302485_gas-masks-150.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 8:06:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU INFECTED PEOPLE STAY HOME FROM WORK INSTEAD OF SPREADING YOUR PLAGUES AROUND TO THE INNOCENT.
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[size=4][green]Typical Imbroglio blaming the rest of the world for his own weak immune system, typical Imbroglio , LOL [/green][/size=4]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 8:42:02 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 8:46:46 AM EDT
Order some Wan Ton SARS from your local restaurant..
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 9:11:15 AM EDT
Shit! Where I work the benefits are real good except the sick leave deal,my employer has that all locked up. We get 30 days a year,but you can't start collecting until AFTER the 3rd day off of scheduled days. Who the hell gets sick for 3-4 days?
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 11:55:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU INFECTED PEOPLE STAY HOME FROM WORK INSTEAD OF SPREADING YOUR PLAGUES AROUND TO THE INNOCENT.
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You think it is time to realize that you are the carrier?
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 12:28:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 12:54:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2003 1:00:18 PM EDT by GLOCKshooter]
Get some alcohol gel hand sanitizer. That's what they're using in the hospitals now instead of constantly washing hands. I suggest becoming a Republican, we tend to be the healthier lot. But if not, use clean needles when injecting heroin, and condoms with your umm, whatever, 'cause Hilary and her universal health plan 'aint comin in '04. [edited because I may have been just a bit over the line, meant in good fun of course.]
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 1:24:51 PM EDT
I understand I just got sick and haven't been in a year it is a bad one too! look for my post about gargoling with vodka.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 2:08:13 PM EDT
Imb, clean out your mail box... Dr Gwen here (not a real doctor, nor do I play one on tv). You may have allergies or a lingering sinus infection. Either may be helped by taking good care of your nose :) Get a bottle of Ocean Spray brand saline solution (or similar) and clean your nostrils out by dropping saline solution down your nose . Do not spray it in your nose...let the drops drip every 2-3 seconds. It will be a revolting experience. Keep your head up...drink lots of hot tea every few minutes...the built up mucous will make you gag. No kidding... See your doctor...if you suspect sinus infection. and ask people to Please cover your cough! Gwen in L.A.
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 2:23:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2003 8:49:38 PM EDT
Sick Leave? What's sick leave? Just spent 6+ years working for a private contractor at a federal agency. You're out sick, you lose a days pay, and the boss is pissed because he had to get someone in to cover for you. All of which is why I'm thrilled to be going back to work for the State of Georgia, where you accrue 10 hours sick leave for every month worked, and they actually have a medical plan worthy of being called a medical plan. Never took more than 2 or 3 days a year when I was with the state before; and ended up losing almost three months of sick leave when I left.[;D]
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