[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Driving Protip (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 5/17/2013 8:35:04 AM EDT
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If I'm passing you on the right, you need to move your cuntface over into the right lane beforehand because it means you're going to slow.
If you see me flying up on your ass that's a good clue to get right as it's much more dangerous passing on the right. If you didn't see me, pay attention instead of sucking cock. If you're that cocksucker that likes to play hall monitor because you're a cop wannabe that washed out, just go to the nearest mall and ask for Paul Blart. If I can write this whole post while doing 85 in the right lane passing all you fucks then I am superior to you fucktards. Fuck. 
(Written at rest stop  )
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Quoted: If I'm passing you on the right, you need to move your cuntface over into the right lane beforehand because it means you're going to slow. If you see me flying up on your ass that's a good clue to get right as it's much more dangerous passing on the right. If you didn't see me, pay attention instead of sucking cock. If you're that cocksucker that likes to play hall monitor because you're a cop wannabe that washed out, just go to the nearest mall and ask for Paul Blart. If I can write this whole post while doing 85 in the right lane passing all you fucks then I am superior to you fucktards. Fuck. (Written at rest stop )Slow down, you will live longer. |
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If I'm passing you on the right, you need to move your cuntface over into the right lane beforehand because it means you're going to slow. If you see me flying up on your ass that's a good clue to get right as it's much more dangerous passing on the right. If you didn't see me, pay attention instead of sucking cock. If you're that cocksucker that likes to play hall monitor because you're a cop wannabe that washed out, just go to the nearest mall and ask for Paul Blart. If I can write this whole post while doing 85 in the right lane passing all you fucks then I am superior to you fucktards. Fuck.
(Written at rest stop )Slow down, you will live longer. Speed up, you'll have more free time. Or at least I will 
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: If I'm passing you on the right, you need to move your cuntface over into the right lane beforehand because it means you're going to slow. If you see me flying up on your ass that's a good clue to get right as it's much more dangerous passing on the right. If you didn't see me, pay attention instead of sucking cock. If you're that cocksucker that likes to play hall monitor because you're a cop wannabe that washed out, just go to the nearest mall and ask for Paul Blart. If I can write this whole post while doing 85 in the right lane passing all you fucks then I am superior to you fucktards. Fuck. (Written at rest stop )Slow down, you will live longer. Speed up, you'll have more free time. Or at least I will Time is never free. |
| I usually have to pass some fucknozzle on the right at least twice a week. I usually do 5 over the limit and that's it but you still get people piddling along in the passing lane. I hate passing on the right because I don't know if numbnuts is going to wake up out of his coma and side swipe me. |
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Quoted: I'm with you OP. Getting the fuck out of the way is an uncommon courtesy. I drive five mph over the posted speed limit most of the time. On a three lane interstate, I generally drive in the middle lane, leaving the left lane open for passing, and the right lane open for slower traffic. At least once every ten minutes, someone gets on my ass because he/she can't pass on the left, or zooms by my on the right. If you are driving like an asshole, then why should I be courteous? |
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This is the best tailgate prevention method I've seen yet.
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The left lane has absolutely nothing to do with speed limits. 1.) If your going X over the limit that doesn't mean you can chill in the left lane. 2.) If someone is going 130MPH in the left lane let him pass, your not the fucking Highway Patrol 3.) If you want to pass someone in your right lane please don't go 1mph to overtake spending half a minute to pass a 18-Wheeler  /fin |
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Quoted: The left lane has absolutely nothing to do with speed limits. 1.) If your going X over the limit that doesn't mean you can chill in the left lane. 2.) If someone is going 130MPH in the left lane let him pass, your not the fucking Highway Patrol 3.) If you want to pass someone in your right lane please don't go 1mph to overtake spending half a minute to pass a 18-Wheeler /fin And you're not Jackie-Fucking-Stewart. Slow down or I'll flick a booger on your windshield. |
| I was always a bit disappointed when they invented the one-piece rim for 18 wheels. For a few years I had on old Fruehauf box with split rims and the tire guy was always check'n those puppies out. I had always envisioned one day some dickweed passing me, taking his sweet ass time getting past and one of those fuckers letting go and the outside half going thru the passenger door and out the drivers door. Would have been a hell of a sight, but it would have certainly resulted in a fatality which would not have been good. I'm just sayin.. get past.. don't hang out next to an 18 wheeler.. |
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If I'm passing you on the right, you need to move your cuntface over into the right lane beforehand because it means you're going to slow. If you see me flying up on your ass that's a good clue to get right as it's much more dangerous passing on the right. If you didn't see me, pay attention instead of sucking cock. If you're that cocksucker that likes to play hall monitor because you're a cop wannabe that washed out, just go to the nearest mall and ask for Paul Blart. If I can write this whole post while doing 85 in the right lane passing all you fucks then I am superior to you fucktards. Fuck.
(Written at rest stop )Slow down, you will live longer. Life already sucks enough as it is, why would I want to extend it by going slower? 
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And fuck you fucking 18 wheeler's that fucking cut me off 20 feet before I get ready to pass your fucking redneck, uneducated ass and then drag race the other stupid fucking truck for two miles before you can get over......whewwwwww. Feel much better now.
And yes, the asshole in the Windstar that moved over on you to push you to the fogline, was me...so fuck you... |
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I look forward to the day when I see some 90mph asshole wipe out just so I can honk my horn at them as I keep on driving by. It is a great feeling! Dude looked like a freaking ping pong ball bouncing around till he came out the back window! I did stop though. I was still certified EMS and was obligated First words I heard when I realized he was alive was " I am supposed to be at a Doctors appointment'! yea you are going to be seeing few more of those today, Dumbass!
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Quoted: Quoted: I'm with you OP. Getting the fuck out of the way is an uncommon courtesy. I drive five mph over the posted speed limit most of the time. On a three lane interstate, I generally drive in the middle lane, leaving the left lane open for passing, and the right lane open for slower traffic. At least once every ten minutes, someone gets on my ass because he/she can't pass on the left, or zooms by my on the right. If you are driving like an asshole, then why should I be courteous? You are being courteous by being in the middle lane. The other people you described are being fuck sticks. |
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I'm with you OP. Getting the fuck out of the way is an uncommon courtesy. I drive five mph over the posted speed limit most of the time. On a three lane interstate, I generally drive in the middle lane, leaving the left lane open for passing, and the right lane open for slower traffic. At least once every ten minutes, someone gets on my ass because he/she can't pass on the left, or zooms by my on the right. If you are driving like an asshole, then why should I be courteous? You are doing it wrong. The right lane is for slower traffic. If you aren't actively passing slower traffic, then that means you. Some guy passing you on the right means you are obstructing traffic. Keep right at all times, unless overtaking or turning left. Move back to the right lane as soon as it is safe to do so. |
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I'm with you. I deal with these dumbshits on a daily basis. Apparently they don't spend much time teaching this rule of the road in Wisconsin, because these douchebags are constantly clogging the left lane.
It should be legal to shoot their tires if you have to pass on the right. |
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The left lane has absolutely nothing to do with speed limits. 1.) If your going X over the limit that doesn't mean you can chill in the left lane. 2.) If someone is going 130MPH in the left lane let him pass, your not the fucking Highway Patrol 3.) If you want to pass someone in your right lane please don't go 1mph to overtake spending half a minute to pass a 18-Wheeler /fin And you're not Jackie-Fucking-Stewart. Slow down or I'll flick a booger on your windshield. I'd like to see you try 
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm with you OP. Getting the fuck out of the way is an uncommon courtesy. I drive five mph over the posted speed limit most of the time. On a three lane interstate, I generally drive in the middle lane, leaving the left lane open for passing, and the right lane open for slower traffic. At least once every ten minutes, someone gets on my ass because he/she can't pass on the left, or zooms by my on the right. If you are driving like an asshole, then why should I be courteous? You are doing it wrong. The right lane is for slower traffic. If you aren't actively passing slower traffic, then that means you. Some guy passing you on the right means you are obstructing traffic. Keep right at all times, unless overtaking or turning left. Move back to the right lane as soon as it is safe to do so. Nope. You did it wrong. |