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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 9/28/2004 9:57:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/28/2004 10:02:01 AM EST by badeffect10]

TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:57:56 AM EST
Also, they don't bleed for five days and treat you like crap.
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:58:33 AM EST
DUPE
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 9:59:39 AM EST
IBTL!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/28/2004 10:01:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/22/2004 5:52:42 PM EST by badeffect10]
Oh well, ill remove it gracefully.

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