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Posted: 1/8/2005 5:37:46 PM EDT
As seen in a dog's diary:

8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

As seen in a cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of
furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my
captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost
succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this
on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear
into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was.
Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed
in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement
was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how
to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.
He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be
an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he
reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal
room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:40:12 PM EDT
I dont like most people, I live the cats more then I like most people.  But your OK I like you as much as I like the cats.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:47:26 PM EDT
I like most any animal better than I like most people.

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:47:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
I dont like most people, I live the cats more then I like most people.  But your OK I like you as much as I like the cats.




+1
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:50:02 PM EDT
I haven't lived a day of my life without dogs, and my cat is half my age. I like both.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:50:07 PM EDT
The cat one is frickin' hilarious!  My cat acts the same way!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 5:52:55 PM EDT
My cat found my cell phone for me the other day. I'm serious.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:05:33 PM EDT
My cat is so smart...
he learned to play poker.

But he's not that good yet. He can't bluff.

Everytime he gets a good hand, he starts to purr.

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:08:24 PM EDT
That cat is cool!
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