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Posted: 4/24/2013 11:20:25 AM EDT

Yup - that's right. Happened down the road. Being unemployed at the moment I have a plethora of time so I just got back from wandering down to the local store. Talked with the owner, classic rural store, and he told me about this lady who was accusing her neighbor's dog of raping her poodle. Seems she let Fufu out for a few minutes and there was an immediate ruckus and when she finally found her she was locked in the throes of passion by the doggy style embrace of her neighbor's hound dog. Said he was hitting that thing like an Afghan slapping his wife. Since Fufu obviously wasn't enjoying the intimate moment as much as was the hound, there was a decent amount of snarling, barking squalling, yelping and general mayhem. The hound did not intend to release his true love and convinced the lady it would be in her best safety interests to remain back a safe distance. So the lady does what anyone would do - calls 911.

"This is 911 - what is your emergency?" "My dog is being raped" Silence.
"Excuse me? What is your emergency?" "My dog is being raped"
"By what?" "Another dog". Silence.
"How do you know its rape?" Silence
"But I don't want him doing that to my dog"
Silence
"So they are both dogs?"
"Yes"
"Thank you mam - have a good day"

By now of course the hound had knocked the bottom out of it like a solid brick through a rusty bucket and was stretching and licking his balls contentedly. Fufu had staggered back home to nurse her sore ass. Store owner said this was all related by witnesses and what the lady had told others. Just another slow rainy day in North Alabama.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:21:10 AM EDT

[#1]

...It is Alabama

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:22:25 AM EDT

[#2]

I can't believe I clicked on this...

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:22:28 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
...It is Alabama

Like dogs don't fuck up there?

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:23:57 AM EDT

[#4]

Hide yo dags!

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:24:17 AM EDT

[#5]

Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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Posted: 4/24/2013 11:25:17 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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That is not cool.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:25:52 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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Oh no you di'int

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:25:53 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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lol

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:26:38 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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I see what you did there..

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:27:30 AM EDT

[#10]

Bitch was askin' fer it.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:28:48 AM EDT

[#11]

Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer? Twice?

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:29:27 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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Hard to keep a straight face at the office after reading that one...

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:31:25 AM EDT

[#13]

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Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer? Twice?

I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma.

I don't like many people, they're disturbing.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:32:18 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
...It is Alabama

Like dogs don't fuck up there?

No Dogs fuck up here,we dont have retarded owners calling up the police saying there dog is being raped.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:32:34 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Said he was hitting that thing like an Afghan slapping his wife.

By now of course the hound had knocked the bottom out of it like a solid brick through a rusty bucket...

I fucking rost.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:32:54 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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took me a second......

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:33:33 AM EDT

[#17]

In my county a few years back there was some fuckjob who trained his dog to fuck him (the fuckjob) in the ass. Apparently his wife came out in the garage and caught him (the fuckjob) down on all fours, getting ass fucked by his dog. Guess he likes it doggy style. ruff

Another fuckhead, in the same town, got caught fucking a dog. No idea if it was male or female dog. But knowing this shit head it probably was a male dog.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:34:39 AM EDT

[#18]

PLEASE get us a recording of this. PLEASE.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:36:32 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
In my county a few years back there was some fuckjob who trained his dog to fuck him (the fuckjob) in the ass. Apparently his wife came out in the garage and caught him (the fuckjob) down on all fours, getting ass fucked by his dog. Guess he likes it doggy style. ruff

Another fuckhead, in the same town, got caught fucking a dog. No idea if it was male or female dog. But knowing this shit head it probably was a male dog.

wtf?

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:36:38 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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I see what you did there..

I fucking lost it. the little man in my head said OH SHIT

Back up Back up...

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:36:45 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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Hard to keep a straight face at the office after reading that one...

QFT

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:36:54 AM EDT

[#22]

Is this thread an outgrowth of the furry thread?

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:37:06 AM EDT

[#23]

I have a friend who claims her neighbor's dog gave her dog VD.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:37:56 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
PLEASE get us a recording of this. PLEASE.

In mountain man's voice?

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:40:39 AM EDT

[#25]

It's always the one you never suspect

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:41:28 AM EDT

[#26]

Fuck it! In

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:45:14 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Bitch was askin' fer it.

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:45:46 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

I can't believe I clicked on this...

this

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:46:13 AM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 4/24/2013 11:53:03 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
...It is Alabama

Like dogs don't fuck up there?

No Dogs fuck up here,we dont have retarded owners calling up the police saying there dog is being raped.

Posted: 4/24/2013 12:23:13 PM EDT

[#31]

Guess she forgot to puke on herself.

Although I guess in the dog world that would just be the after sex snack.

Posted: 4/24/2013 12:27:28 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 4/24/2013 12:28:33 PM EDT

[#33]

Weeee, Merrrrr

Posted: 4/24/2013 12:46:08 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Guess she forgot to puke on herself.

Although I guess in the dog world that would just be the after sex snack.

Oh great, now we're going to be blessed with that one gif of the bulldogs humping.

Posted: 4/24/2013 12:47:29 PM EDT

[#35]

i thought i could ride a horse until i saw a horse ride a horse

Posted: 4/24/2013 12:56:59 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Guess she forgot to puke on herself.

Although I guess in the dog world that would just be the after sex snack.

Oh great, now we're going to be blessed with that one gif of the bulldogs humping.

Dammit, I forgot about that. Now my witty (I thought) remark is just plagiarism.

Posted: 4/24/2013 1:14:00 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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Methinks shit got real here...

Posted: 4/24/2013 1:16:10 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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Posted: 4/24/2013 1:18:47 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

I can't believe I clicked on this...

Same here, but I had to know.

Posted: 4/24/2013 2:52:20 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRF2xR5qs3-cB9Z466QfWum51qX15qlVLboXVs3hKSdgY0UkDzT

Hide yo dags!

I miss him!

Posted: 4/24/2013 2:58:16 PM EDT

[#41]

Saw a goose rape a duck. The duck was not happy about the situation!

Posted: 4/24/2013 3:01:48 PM EDT

[#42]

9mm

Posted: 4/24/2013 3:12:02 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/turnkey_01/n1339093087_30073862_3094655.jpg

It's always the one you never suspect

You know... if they gotta bend down a little so homeboy can hook up... it ain't rape!

- Clint

Posted: 4/24/2013 5:37:52 PM EDT

[#44]

I have read that when dogs are in the throws of passion, that the female dogs vajaja, locks down onto the male dogs penis and will not release until done.

so...theres that.

Posted: 4/24/2013 5:42:12 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer? Twice?

I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma.

I don't like many people, they're disturbing.

I bet he was from WI, too.

Posted: 4/24/2013 5:46:18 PM EDT

[#46]

Posted: 4/24/2013 5:49:02 PM EDT

[#47]

Posted: 4/24/2013 5:52:55 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Posted: 4/24/2013 5:55:06 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer? Twice?

I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma.

I don't like many people, they're disturbing.

I bet he was from WI, too.

Northern WI / MI border

Posted: 4/24/2013 5:56:48 PM EDT

[#50]

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