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Posted: 4/24/2013 11:20:25 AM EDT
Yup - that's right. Happened down the road. Being unemployed at the moment I have a plethora of time so I just got back from wandering down to the local store. Talked with the owner, classic rural store, and he told me about this lady who was accusing her neighbor's dog of raping her poodle. Seems she let Fufu out for a few minutes and there was an immediate ruckus and when she finally found her she was locked in the throes of passion by the doggy style embrace of her neighbor's hound dog. Said he was hitting that thing like an Afghan slapping his wife. Since Fufu obviously wasn't enjoying the intimate moment as much as was the hound, there was a decent amount of snarling, barking squalling, yelping and general mayhem. The hound did not intend to release his true love and convinced the lady it would be in her best safety interests to remain back a safe distance. So the lady does what anyone would do - calls 911.

"This is 911 - what is your emergency?" "My dog is being raped" Silence.
"Excuse me? What is your emergency?" "My dog is being raped"
"By what?" "Another dog". Silence.
"How do you know its rape?" Silence
"But I don't want him doing that to my dog"
Silence
"So they are both dogs?"
"Yes"  
"Thank you mam - have a good day"

By now of course the hound had knocked the bottom out of it like a solid brick through a rusty bucket and was stretching and licking his balls contentedly. Fufu had staggered back home to nurse her sore ass. Store owner said this was all related by witnesses and what the lady had told others. Just another slow rainy day in North Alabama.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:21:10 AM EDT
...It is Alabama

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:22:25 AM EDT


I can't believe I clicked on this...
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:22:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By vm1970:
...It is Alabama



Like dogs don't fuck up there?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:23:57 AM EDT




Hide yo dags!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:24:17 AM EDT
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:25:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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That is not cool.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:25:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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Oh no you di'int
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:25:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


lol
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:26:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2013 11:27:09 AM EDT by Blackout762]
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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I see what you did there..
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:27:30 AM EDT
Bitch was askin' fer it.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:28:48 AM EDT
Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer?  Twice?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:29:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Hard to keep a straight face at the office after reading that one...
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:31:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DigDug:
Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer?  Twice?


I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma.

I don't like many people, they're disturbing.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:32:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2013 11:33:05 AM EDT by vm1970]
Originally Posted By axl:
Originally Posted By vm1970:
...It is Alabama



Like dogs don't fuck up there?


No Dogs fuck up here,we dont have retarded owners calling up the police saying there dog is being raped.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:32:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By axl:
Said he was hitting that thing like an Afghan slapping his wife.

By now of course the hound had knocked the bottom out of it like a solid brick through a rusty bucket...



I fucking rost.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:32:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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took me a second......
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:33:33 AM EDT
In my county a few years back there was some fuckjob who trained his dog to fuck him (the fuckjob) in the ass.  Apparently his wife came out in the garage and caught him (the fuckjob) down on all fours, getting ass fucked by his dog.  Guess he likes it doggy style.  ruff

Another fuckhead, in the same town, got caught fucking a dog.  No idea if it was male or female dog.  But knowing this shit head it probably was a male dog.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:34:39 AM EDT
PLEASE get us a recording of this.  PLEASE.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:36:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Guntoter:
In my county a few years back there was some fuckjob who trained his dog to fuck him (the fuckjob) in the ass.  Apparently his wife came out in the garage and caught him (the fuckjob) down on all fours, getting ass fucked by his dog.  Guess he likes it doggy style.  ruff

Another fuckhead, in the same town, got caught fucking a dog.  No idea if it was male or female dog.  But knowing this shit head it probably was a male dog.


wtf?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:36:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Blackout762:
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


I see what you did there..


I fucking lost it. the little man in my head said OH SHIT Back up Back up...
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:36:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WhyTanFox:
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Hard to keep a straight face at the office after reading that one...


QFT
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:36:54 AM EDT
Is this thread an outgrowth of the furry thread?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:37:06 AM EDT
I have a friend who claims her neighbor's dog gave her dog VD.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:37:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By chmodx:
PLEASE get us a recording of this.  PLEASE.


In mountain man's voice?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:40:39 AM EDT





It's always the one you never suspect




 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:41:28 AM EDT
Fuck it! In
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:45:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DarkNite:
Bitch was askin' fer it.


Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:45:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FreeBear:


I can't believe I clicked on this...



this
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:46:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 11:53:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By vm1970:
Originally Posted By axl:
Originally Posted By vm1970:
...It is Alabama



Like dogs don't fuck up there?


No Dogs fuck up here,we dont have retarded owners calling up the police saying there dog is being raped.


Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:23:13 PM EDT
Guess she forgot to puke on herself.  

Although I guess in the dog world that would just be the after sex snack.  
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:27:28 PM EDT


Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:28:33 PM EDT
Weeee, Merrrrr
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:46:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Guess she forgot to puke on herself.  

Although I guess in the dog world that would just be the after sex snack.  


Oh great, now we're going to be blessed with that one gif of the bulldogs humping.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:47:29 PM EDT





i thought i could ride a horse until i saw a horse ride a horse






Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:56:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Guess she forgot to puke on herself.  

Although I guess in the dog world that would just be the after sex snack.  


Oh great, now we're going to be blessed with that one gif of the bulldogs humping.


Dammit, I forgot about that.  Now my witty (I thought) remark is just plagiarism.  
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 1:14:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Methinks shit got real here...
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 1:16:10 PM EDT



Originally Posted By AJE:


Dog rape is no laughing matter.



Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile






 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 1:18:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By FreeBear:


I can't believe I clicked on this...


Same here, but I had to know.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 2:52:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 2:58:16 PM EDT
Saw a goose rape a duck.  The duck was not happy about the situation!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 3:01:48 PM EDT
9mm
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 3:12:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Turnkey:
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac97/turnkey_01/n1339093087_30073862_3094655.jpg

It's always the one you never suspect
 


You know... if they gotta bend down a little so homeboy can hook up... it ain't rape!

- Clint

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 5:37:52 PM EDT
I have read that when dogs are in the throws of passion, that the female dogs vajaja, locks down onto the male dogs penis and will not release until done.



so...theres that.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 5:42:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Peally23:
Originally Posted By DigDug:
Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer?  Twice?


I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma.

I don't like many people, they're disturbing.

I bet he was from WI, too.










Link Posted: 4/24/2013 5:46:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 5:49:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 5:52:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AJE:
Dog rape is no laughing matter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Link Posted: 4/24/2013 5:55:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HogJaws:
Originally Posted By Peally23:
Originally Posted By DigDug:
Ever heard of the dude in WI that got caught screwing a dead deer?  Twice?


I've heard a story of one of my father's high school classmates screwing a dead deer in the back of a pickup truck. Fucker fell off while they were driving and his melon blew up. Pretty much perfect instant karma.

I don't like many people, they're disturbing.

I bet he was from WI, too.












Northern WI /  MI border
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 5:56:48 PM EDT
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