A guy is driving around the back woods of

Vermont and he sees a sign in front of a broken

Down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale

'He rings the bell and the owner appears and

Tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice

looking yellow lab sitting there

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your

Story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered

That I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted

To help the government, so... I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

'I was one of their most valuable spies for

eight years running....

But the jetting around really tired me out,

And I knew I wasn't getting any younger so

I decided to settle down. I signed up for a

Job at the airport to do some undercover

security, wandering near suspicious

characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and

was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and

Now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and

Asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why

On earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a bullshitter He's never

Been out of the yard'