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Posted: 10/15/2004 5:46:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 5:46:54 AM EST by sgtar15]
Pole cuming
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:49:57 AM EST
No. But I'm still hoping to pick up the EAA Witness in 10MM for her at a reasonable price. She prefers larger calibers for her handgun choice.

Er... wait. What type of toy were you talking about? She also really likes Ferrari's.

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:51:21 AM EST
My GF just got one, my response was "Cool, now I can get some damn sleep."

Is our relationship doomed? ROFL.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:52:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By Jon_C_:
My GF just got one, my response was "Cool, now I can get some damn sleep."

Is our relationship doomed? ROFL.




That depends...that "toy" can only go in one hole at a time.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:54:02 AM EST
Hell yes............she had one but broke it (it is a long story, lets just say that "they don't build 'em like they used to"). The one she has now is a couple years old and still running strong....
Do ya need the model number???????????????????? LOL

JH94
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:54:52 AM EST
If it keeps her happy, I'm all for it, but the battery expense is disconcerting...and I'm talking about rechargeables!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:55:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By JarHead94:
Hell yes............she had one but broke it (it is a long story, lets just say that "they don't build 'em like they used to"). The one she has now is a couple years old and still running strong....
Do ya need the model number???????????????????? LOL

JH94



Nope, a demonstration and pics.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:56:04 AM EST
You need to get her an Hitachi Magic Wand. It is the cadillac of "toys"
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:57:03 AM EST
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Link Posted: 10/15/2004 5:59:34 AM EST


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Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:01:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By painrx:

Originally Posted By JarHead94:
Hell yes............she had one but broke it (it is a long story, lets just say that "they don't build 'em like they used to"). The one she has now is a couple years old and still running strong....
Do ya need the model number???????????????????? LOL

JH94



Nope, a demonstration and pics.



Um.... demonstration = in the pooper?

CR
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:02:06 AM EST
Why are you curious about this?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:03:49 AM EST
Several. Let's see.

AR15
2 Mosin/Nagants
Swede M96
and the list goes on . . .
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:08:33 AM EST
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Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:09:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Pole cuming




Yuck, Yuck.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:11:15 AM EST
Yes, but it keeps knocking out her teeth!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:11:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
Why are you curious about this?




I get a rise out of it......


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:13:16 AM EST
I wonder if that is what's causing the lights to dim after she goes to bed ? Hummmm...


GM
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:14:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:15:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 6:15:57 AM EST by MCTS]

Originally Posted By 1Walker:
You need to get her an Hitachi Magic Wand. It is the cadillac of "toys"



+1

Agree wife's got one also and we're Southern Baptist

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:15:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
Why are you curious about this?




I get a rise out of it......


SGtar15





Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:23:54 AM EST
Sarge...are you "working" today...? You gotta LOT of time on your hands, huh?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:34:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
Why are you curious about this?




I get a rise out of it......


SGtar15



Is that what that huge shadow from the east is?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:39:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Jon_C_:
My GF just got one, my response was "Cool, now I can get some damn sleep."

Is our relationship doomed? ROFL.



I can relate.

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:41:08 AM EST
Get her some remote control vibrating panties... loads of fun!

Once I talked her into wearing them one of our parties... she'd walk about halfway across the room and hesitate and cringe a little bit... she kept giving me the evil eye, and eventually told me to give her the remote.

She didn't know that I had given the remote to one of her girlfriends before the button was even pushed... and she didn't know which girlfriend!!

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 6:42:24 AM EST
Married womenz own toys called "Husbands", they either produce funds or are discarded for new husbands that do produce funds.
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