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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 5/8/2002 2:56:53 PM EDT
Have you named any of your weapons? I have a Glock 19, and I named it LOLA…. After the song “ What ever Lola wants Lola gets” From the “Damn Yankees” Play. [:I]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 2:59:42 PM EDT
I rarely name any of my weapons. However, my wife did name my gun TIMEX.[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:00:13 PM EDT
I have not, but it is not a bad idea though. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:05:41 PM EDT
Not individually, but the battery as a collective is called "Damage Inc.".
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:06:04 PM EDT
I named my little black bushy Li'l KIM
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:09:00 PM EDT
Yeah, on a few of occasions. I have a POS Marlin semi-auto .22 that we call "POS". I call my muzzleloader "'Ol Blunderbuss". The AR-15 is the "FCG" (F**KING COOL GUN) My .270 is "Old Faithful" My 12ga is Native American-named "Kills from Both Ends" My Browning lever-action .22 is "Sweet Piece" The .357 is "The Noisy one". My girlfriend's Colt .380 is "Little Peace of Mind". Haven't come up with names for the Beretta or Sig yet. Everyone else calls them "Damn nice!" [thinking]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:11:16 PM EDT
No. I also do not name my hammers or screwdrivers, not even the electric screwdriver.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:14:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By tulsacmpshooter: I named my little black bushy Li'l KIM
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LMFAO!!!! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:20:07 PM EDT
I've always thought of my M-1 S-90 as my "Dork Slayer".
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:24:24 PM EDT
"cupcake", my 700pss [:I]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:28:31 PM EDT
Uh, *cough* Winchester .30-06: Kimberly Remington 6mm: Anna .22 Long Rifle: Melanie (like it's namesake, the rifle can be a lot of fun, and it can also be a complete bitch. It like to not fire) Armalite AR-180B: Erin The AR-180B is the only one not named for a girl who I tried and failed to date. Erin is a friend of mine from high school who basically asked me to name it that. Too bad she goes to school in Alabama. [:(]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:33:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/8/2002 3:34:54 PM EDT by fp1201]
Well yes, doesn't everyone? my .445 super mags are "sonic the supermag" and the "detroit diesel", Uzi pistol is the "floozi", Delta-Elite is "the dark slide", the Glock 23 "keep your f**king finger off the trigger",lots of others. nick names come from first firings.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:38:43 PM EDT
Oh yeah, I have 4 AR's.... Carl Frank Debbie and Gerard Not. Like another post already covered, I have no compulsion to name mechanical devices. Guns, washing machines, cars or weed eaters. Guns cool? Oh yeah. Guns needing names? Not in my house....except the names stamped in to their metal.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:52:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:55:45 PM EDT
I had a 308 I called "One Hung Low". I have it no longer.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:58:30 PM EDT
I do not name my guns or my penis.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 3:59:51 PM EDT
My wife didn't [i]name[/i] it, exactly, but when she saw my 10/22 after I put a Fajen thumbhole stock, 16" bull barrel, and 4-12x 50mm objective Simmons scope on it she said it went from "cute" to "technologically barbaric." [BD] Should I call it "Conan the Borg?"
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 4:07:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: I rarely name any of my weapons. However, my wife did name my gun TIMEX.[;)] Sgtar15
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Takes a licking and keeps on ticking? or The sixty second man?
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 4:11:01 PM EDT
Mr. Winky.. Oh, Rifle.. no never mind... Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 4:13:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
Originally Posted By sgtar15: I rarely name any of my weapons. However, my wife did name my gun TIMEX.[;)] Sgtar15
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Takes a licking and keeps on ticking? or The sixty second man?
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LOL , my wife calls all weapons 'My Mistress" collectively .
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 4:16:12 PM EDT
There's nothing weird about it...it's just like how you name your pick-up truck (Leanne).My BM is BARBARA BUSHmaster.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 4:19:52 PM EDT
I used to be a violinist until I got in the Army and blew out my right eardrum (my tone ear)on auto fire (what a way to go). Ever since then, every rifle I've been issued has been named Melody. Now that I own my own rifle, I suppose it'd be a shame to break tradition . . .
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 4:53:10 PM EDT
i call my yellow cav 15 "sting"
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 4:58:29 PM EDT
Didn't name my guns, nor my pee-pee... But I did name my Jeep 'Sally'.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 6:25:55 PM EDT
The DPMS is "Pussy" and the Bushmaster is "Blacksnake".
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 6:46:48 PM EDT
The names of my guns and his are the same.... "MINE"
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 8:55:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/8/2002 8:58:12 PM EDT by bluewolf]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 9:14:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 9:16:25 PM EDT
No names on my guns!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 12:31:10 AM EDT
Yes. I have named all of my guns. But I can never remember their names.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 2:49:49 AM EDT
I named my "deer hunting revolver", a S&W 8 3/8" barreled, magna-ported .41 Magnum, "Painless". (I stole that name from the movie "Terminator") I used to own a Ruger Blackhawk w/ a 4 5/8" barrel in .41 magnum also. She was "The Beast" - for obvious reasons. Mrs. A3kid referred to my first AR as "Your girlfriend" - 'caused I tended to to give her a lot more attention than I did my wife. I never took her to bed with me, but she did sleep beside my bed for the first few weeks. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:22:02 AM EDT
A3 - the minigun in Predator was 'Ol Painless' carried by Jesse Ventura. never named any of mine, seemed to be taken care of prior to production.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:29:05 AM EDT
Named my first AR 'Aretha' 'cause the Bushy is black and it rocks!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:29:39 AM EDT
I had a friend that said his H&K USP and USC were acronyms for [shotgun] [shock] “U Should Pray!” And “U Should Cry!”
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:33:15 AM EDT
My AR15 is RAGNAR III.........
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:47:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By slacko: A3 - the minigun in Predator was 'Ol Painless' carried by Jesse Ventura.
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Thank you. I stand corrected - that's where I stole the name from. It's hell getting old! [:D]
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