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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/16/2005 5:55:09 PM EDT
Poll coming

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 5:55:41 PM EDT
IBTP!!!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 5:55:53 PM EDT
yepppppppppp
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 5:56:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 5:58:14 PM EDT by Triumph955i]
is it some kind of cream tree huggers wear?

I voted "HUH?"
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 5:57:39 PM EDT
PMS Zone
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 5:58:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 5:58:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

BTW - the poll is messed up.


They never worked!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 5:59:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
But I'll just be a minute!
BTW - the poll is messed up.




YOU WIN THE PRIZE


apparently everyone thinks it is okay around here to park in a red zone....even if that means they block traffic!


Fuckin' tards
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:00:12 PM EDT
What's this curb thing of which you speak? Sounds like it belongs with the rare item some refer to as a 'street light'.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:01:25 PM EDT
Red wings?
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:02:23 PM EDT
In a past job I did get to park there.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:02:38 PM EDT
I thought it meant "No White Meat."

R.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:04:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:05:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:06:12 PM EDT
DF...the worst part is today this was at my sons college.

Where the heck are the campus cops?


I see this ALL the time.
If they ever have a fire this will be a MAJOR problem.

Yes I know they will just move the cars but that takes time.

This should be a $200+ ticket...EASY.

PARKING IN A RED ZONE CAN COST PEOPLE THEIR LIVES!!!!


Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:06:51 PM EDT
Isn't that what happened in American History X? Man...my teeth hurt just thinking about it...
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:07:50 PM EDT
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:12:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
DF...the worst part is today this was at my sons college.

Where the heck are the campus cops?


I see this ALL the time.
If they ever have a fire this will be a MAJOR problem.

Yes I know they will just move the cars but that takes time.

This should be a $200+ ticket...EASY.

PARKING IN A RED ZONE CAN COST PEOPLE THEIR LIVES!!!!



Sgat1r5


Sarge, let me explain something to you about college cops.

They ain't the smartest bulbs in the box, if you know what I mean.


http://archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=315891

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=362871
They are rent-a-cops on a power trip
I don't mean to bash LEO's or college LEO's
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:13:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:15:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:15:55 PM EDT
hey Sarge, when is the next paper coming
out?
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:16:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.



Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:16:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
hey Sarge, when is the next paper coming
out?



Probably tomorrow or Thursday.

I need one more story.

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:17:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:20:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Who's got that photo of a BMW in a fire zone with smashed windows and a fire hose going through the
care and connected to the hydrant that the car is blocking?


CJ


tag whilst I look
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:20:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
DF...the worst part is today this was at my sons college.

Where the heck are the campus cops?


I see this ALL the time.
If they ever have a fire this will be a MAJOR problem.

Yes I know they will just move the cars but that takes time.

This should be a $200+ ticket...EASY.

PARKING IN A RED ZONE CAN COST PEOPLE THEIR LIVES!!!!


Sgat1r5



Just proof we do not have a gas shortage, just TOO MANY DAMN DRIVERS!!! Time for a MANDATORY literacy test for a driver's license.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:23:11 PM EDT
Ummm, ya mean this one:
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:23:43 PM EDT
It's hillarious that one person clicked "Fire Zone you dumb ass!" That person was ME!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:25:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 6:26:27 PM EDT by heysoos]

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Who's got that photo of a BMW in a fire zone with smashed windows and a fire hose going through the
care and connected to the hydrant that the car is blocking?


CJ



Ding-ding! exactly what I was thingking, this should be the mandatory response..

www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/nopark.jpg

Doh! too slow
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:29:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 6:31:16 PM EDT by deej86]
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! I managed to actually beat someone to a pic or a tactical statement.

Sarge, if someone is in a fire zone, you either DRAW DOWN or see if they have a Jeep, then you do the MrClean4Hire method of Jeep top Removal.
ETA-they should probably add $50 for new tires since you are going to have to pay for new tires after dumbass Beemer driver backs over the glass.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:37:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! I managed to actually beat someone to a pic or a tactical statement.

Sarge, if someone is in a fire zone, you either DRAW DOWN or see if they have a Jeep, then you do the MrClean4Hire method of Jeep top Removal.



Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:43:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 6:45:10 PM EDT by Johninaustin]
Any second now some Arfcommer is going to post that Fire Zones actually exist solely to extort revenue from the downtrodden masses, and that they will exercise their right to not wear a seatbelt while parking in one, F%%k the police.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:54:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 8:12:42 PM EDT
Actually we prefer to open the doors, and run the hose across the floorboards... less friction loss than up 'n' over the windowsills.

Had a guy on my way home when i first started at the City that parked in front aof a hydrant every morning. I stopped by one day, and asked him nicely to move his truck. He came out all PO'd, telling me (and everybody in the place) that "nobody was gonna tell him where he could park in this POS town" and he'd park there because it was closest to the door (fire exit). I aked him again if he'd move his truck - something along STFU was his response.

When I got home, I called our dispatch with his truck description & plate #.

A little while later, we were "toned out" (summoned by pager), and I drove back up to the station.

Here's big bearded "I'll park where I want to" arguing with even bigger cop, as his truck is being hooked up to the wrecker.

F*tard parked in the same spot several times after that. Each time I saw it, I called him in... each time, with the same result.

Eventually, the fact that he was wasting his beer money on a "BS" (easily avoidable) violation must've clicked. He started parking down a space, and all was well.

This was especially ironic since the business in question was just down the street from where a major explosion and fire had taken place about twelve years earlier.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:22:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
Ummm, ya mean this one:
www.funfry.com/data//501/1Funny-BMW-In-Fire-Zone-Priceless-Picture-FunFry_com.JPG



That is one of the best pictures ever.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:24:45 AM EDT
DO NOT PARK
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:41:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
Ummm, ya mean this one:
www.funfry.com/data//501/1Funny-BMW-In-Fire-Zone-Priceless-Picture-FunFry_com.JPG



Didn't Kurt Russell do this in "Backdraft"? Only it was a newer black Beemer IIRC.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:48:00 AM EDT
It means "I've got 5 minutes until the meter nazi makes it around the block".
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 7:52:56 AM EDT
means you're in a whorehouse district?
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:02:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bumblebee_Bob:

Originally Posted By deej86:
Ummm, ya mean this one:
www.funfry.com/data//501/1Funny-BMW-In-Fire-Zone-Priceless-Picture-FunFry_com.JPG



Didn't Kurt Russell do this in "Backdraft"? Only it was a newer black Beemer IIRC.


I thought that was a Mercedes?
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:06:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:

Originally Posted By Bumblebee_Bob:

Originally Posted By deej86:
Ummm, ya mean this one:
www.funfry.com/data//501/1Funny-BMW-In-Fire-Zone-Priceless-Picture-FunFry_com.JPG



Didn't Kurt Russell do this in "Backdraft"? Only it was a newer black Beemer IIRC.


I thought that was a Mercedes?



Come to think of it, I think you're right. It's been quite a while since I've seen that movie. Guess I'll have to go buy it and check it out.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 12:43:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tango7:
Actually we prefer to open the doors, and run the hose across the floorboards... less friction loss than up 'n' over the windowsills.

Had a guy on my way home when i first started at the City that parked in front aof a hydrant every morning. I stopped by one day, and asked him nicely to move his truck. He came out all PO'd, telling me (and everybody in the place) that "nobody was gonna tell him where he could park in this POS town" and he'd park there because it was closest to the door (fire exit). I aked him again if he'd move his truck - something along STFU was his response.

When I got home, I called our dispatch with his truck description & plate #.

A little while later, we were "toned out" (summoned by pager), and I drove back up to the station.

Here's big bearded "I'll park where I want to" arguing with even bigger cop, as his truck is being hooked up to the wrecker.

F*tard parked in the same spot several times after that. Each time I saw it, I called him in... each time, with the same result.

Eventually, the fact that he was wasting his beer money on a "BS" (easily avoidable) violation must've clicked. He started parking down a space, and all was well.

This was especially ironic since the business in question was just down the street from where a major explosion and fire had taken place about twelve years earlier.



That's good for him! He had that coming. Nice to see you guys making stupid F#$KTARDS follow the law.
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