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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:17:40 PM EDT
Heat their meals in the microwave?
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:19:45 PM EDT
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If by "heat their meals in the microwave," you mean "take a shot in the face," all the evidence I've seen on the internet suggests "yes."
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:20:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:20:50 PM EDT
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I'm kinda lost here.


Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:20:51 PM EDT
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Well, they certainly don't shit bouquets of flowers.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:23:44 PM EDT
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Most I know meal prep on weekends and nuke their meals on weekdays.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:28:29 PM EDT
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on your chest
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:29:42 PM EDT
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Post boost.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:30:28 PM EDT
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FPNI again!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:32:02 PM EDT
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usually the hotter the stranger the chick is. ask anyone who can pull high caliber ass.

 
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:32:40 PM EDT
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A true 10/10 is incredibly rare.  Like 1 in a billion rare.  No, they do not heat their own food, it is done for them.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:33:22 PM EDT
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Is there supposed to be pics or something here?
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:34:32 PM EDT
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I'm kinda lost here.


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This... No idea what is going on.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:36:19 PM EDT
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In before someone works "alpha" and "beta" into this conversation.

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 11:36:36 PM EDT
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The hot ones are usually into some fuked up shit....

She may dry you load in the microwave, crush to a powder and snort your cock sand weird...
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:09:34 AM EDT
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Snort your cock sand? WTF?
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:13:06 AM EDT
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Asian chick I dated requested that she be permitted to cook with my semen.

That relationship ended as one would expect it to...
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:16:22 AM EDT
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In before the....
I'd let her shit on my chest and smoosh it with a tennis racket post.

etc.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:19:58 AM EDT
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Asian chick I dated requested that she be permitted to cook with my semen.



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The hot ones are usually into some fuked up shit....



She may dry you load in the microwave, crush to a powder and snort your cock sand weird...




Asian chick I dated requested that she be permitted to cook with my semen.



That relationship ended as one would expect it to...
with 5 gal buckets of semen?



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:21:33 AM EDT
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with 5 gal buckets of semen?
 
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The hot ones are usually into some fuked up shit....

She may dry you load in the microwave, crush to a powder and snort your cock sand weird...


Asian chick I dated requested that she be permitted to cook with my semen.

That relationship ended as one would expect it to...
with 5 gal buckets of semen?
 


Well for starters I never ate her cooking ...
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:23:19 AM EDT
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Poop thread?
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:24:06 AM EDT
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I'm kinda lost here.









This... No idea what is going on.
Instead of one in the oven, we're talking one in the microwave



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:24:09 AM EDT
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Well for starters I never ate her cooking ...
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The hot ones are usually into some fuked up shit....

She may dry you load in the microwave, crush to a powder and snort your cock sand weird...


Asian chick I dated requested that she be permitted to cook with my semen.

That relationship ended as one would expect it to...
with 5 gal buckets of semen?
 


Well for starters I never ate her cooking ...


I'd be worried that some of that ball butter would end up deposited in the 18 year paycheck investment account. 9 months later...
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:24:52 AM EDT
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The hot ones are usually into some fuked up shit....



She may dry you load in the microwave, crush to a powder and snort your cock sand weird...




Snort your cock sand? WTF?
It's a Florida Texas thing



 
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:31:46 AM EDT
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LOL^
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:43:02 AM EDT
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Knew a couple of hotties back in college who ate can or two of soup a week and that was about it.
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 12:47:21 AM EDT
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The hot ones are usually into some fuked up shit....

She may dry you load in the microwave, crush to a powder and snort your cock sand weird...


Asian chick I dated requested that she be permitted to cook with my semen.

That relationship ended as one would expect it to...



you were hungry 10 minutes later?
Link Posted: 5/1/2015 1:05:44 AM EDT
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Asian chick I dated requested that she be permitted to cook with my semen.

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The hot ones are usually into some fuked up shit....

She may dry you load in the microwave, crush to a powder and snort your cock sand weird...


Asian chick I dated requested that she be permitted to cook with my semen.

That relationship ended as one would expect it to...


I'd allow it...
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