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12/3/2008 5:07:32 PM EDT
For some inexplicable reason my wife loves the shit out of me. She made me a triple decker sandwich with bacon, sharp Tilamook cheddar cheese, pastrami, red onion, tomato, spicy mustard, toasted wheat bread and probably a shit ton of other good stuff that I didn't even notice through my lipid induced stupor. Oh and steak fries with Tony Cahchere's Creole seaoning salt. Holy fucking shit balls was it good.

Yeah, I know, there's no napkin so that's like 6 gallons of fail in a 4 gallon bucket slopping fail all over everything else, but hey, I got sleeves, right?




ETA: It occured to me that I would be remiss if I didn't post a picture of said wife.

12/3/2008 5:08:24 PM EDT
[#1]
IBTP
12/3/2008 5:09:31 PM EDT
[#2]
that looks awesome! 10/10
12/3/2008 5:09:59 PM EDT
[#3]
9/10

No Napkin, as mentioned.

You will need that bayo to eat that sammich.

Well done.
12/3/2008 5:10:02 PM EDT
[#4]
Looks good!

No napkin -1

9/10
12/3/2008 5:10:15 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't care what the others say, that looks freakin delicious.

ETA: What kinda brew you drinkin with it?
12/3/2008 5:10:22 PM EDT
[#6]
IBTP




Wow, you don't miss nothin', do you Kojak?

My dumbass forgot to take the caps off the img tag.
12/3/2008 5:11:16 PM EDT
[#7]
11/10. +1 for the use of Tillamook.
12/3/2008 5:11:30 PM EDT
[#8]
I would give you a 10, but your a self-proclaimed blue falcon...You'd stab me in the back later.[>:/]
12/3/2008 5:11:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
 11/10.  +1 for the use of Tillamook


Is there anything else?
12/3/2008 5:14:08 PM EDT
[#10]
my god man that looks fucking awsome  10/10  bravo sir, bravo you have a very good wife
12/3/2008 5:18:01 PM EDT
[#11]
That sammich was made by a woman!?

She is a keeper, and loves you without bounds.
12/3/2008 5:18:25 PM EDT
[#12]
Neatly set table, AR with a can, bayonet, extra ammo, PTSP sticker, brew, bacon, sharp chedder, steak fries...


...10/10

One of the best dinner pics i've seen in a while.
12/3/2008 5:21:14 PM EDT
[#13]
10/10

who needs a napkin?
12/3/2008 5:24:01 PM EDT
[#14]
You do know a blue falcon in .mil terms (at least in the Air Force) means you're a buddy fucker right?  Someone who will screw over their friends...  Not ragging you, just an FYI.
12/3/2008 5:24:29 PM EDT
[#15]
8.976/10.000

could use more sidearm
12/3/2008 5:24:59 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
IBTP




Wow, you don't miss nothin', do you Kojak?

My dumbass forgot to take the caps off the img tag.




Lol, just good timing.

Very nice looking heart attack you have sitting on the plate there by the way.  It's making me hungry.
12/3/2008 5:38:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
You do know a blue falcon in .mil terms (at least in the Air Force) means you're a buddy fucker right?  Someone who will screw over their friends...  Not ragging you, just an FYI.


Yeah, it means that in the real military, too.

Seriously, I picked the screen name because I had just walked past a sign on the door to the MWR shack whining about someone being a blue falcon and it was the first thing that popped into my mind. I thought it would be funny and kind of an in joke. Never really occured to me how it might affect my chances in the EE.
12/3/2008 5:38:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Fuck the napkin, use your sleeve...10
12/3/2008 5:44:37 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You do know a blue falcon in .mil terms (at least in the Air Force) means you're a buddy fucker right?  Someone who will screw over their friends...  Not ragging you, just an FYI.


Yeah, it means that in the real military, too.

Seriously, I picked the screen name because I had just walked past a sign on the door to the MWR shack whining about someone being a blue falcon and it was the first thing that popped into my mind. I thought it would be funny and kind of an in joke. Never really occured to me how it might affect my chances in the EE.


Wait AF is not .mil?  Fuck, I spent all that time in the desert for nothing?
12/3/2008 5:45:59 PM EDT
[#20]
6/10 That looks barely edible, and lacks a handgun.
12/3/2008 5:46:41 PM EDT
[#21]
10/10

i'm hungry
12/3/2008 5:47:35 PM EDT
[#22]
Looks good.

9/10.  1 point is pending on your beer selection.
12/3/2008 5:47:41 PM EDT
[#23]
10. Said wife's a keeper!


(looking for mine to get me a sammich)
12/3/2008 5:49:06 PM EDT
[#24]

i wanna serbu shorty too, but noone in alabama can tell me if it legal or not.  i have four different answers from four different sources.  two state and two dealers.
12/3/2008 5:52:48 PM EDT
[#25]
8/10 for the food.

+3 for the wife with the cool toy!

Total
 11/10
12/3/2008 5:56:00 PM EDT
[#26]
10/10

That makes the tuna and brown rice Im eating look unappetizing
12/3/2008 5:56:59 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Looks good.

9/10.  1 point is pending on your beer selection.


I guess I'll have to admit the beer is Budweiser. It was cold and wet, but if I had my druthers it would have been Henry Weinhardt's Private Reserve or Kilt Lifter.


Oh, and the Serbu's not ours.

12/3/2008 5:57:25 PM EDT
[#28]

chicks with guns are hot.

guns with dinner made by chick with guns is

SUPER MODEL HOT

I hope you ate more then food to thank her.
12/3/2008 5:58:19 PM EDT
[#29]
-1 no napkin or sleeve
-1 no eating utensils (just for appearance)

8/10
12/3/2008 5:58:28 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Looks good.

9/10.  1 point is pending on your beer selection.


I guess I'll have to admit the beer is Budweiser. It was cold and wet, but if I had my druthers it would have been Henry Weinhardt's Private Reserve or Kilt Lifter.


Oh, and the Serbu's not ours.



Sammich, fries, Bud, sounds good to me.

10.
12/3/2008 6:00:31 PM EDT
[#31]
Dear God, yer killin' me. 'Course, the sammich is probably killing you.

Still, 20/10.

Chix with guns are indeed hot. Congrats.
12/3/2008 6:01:11 PM EDT
[#32]
9.5/10

12/3/2008 6:03:47 PM EDT
[#33]
That looks freakin great.

10/10

Fawk the napkin I say.

Helluva wife/best friend as well.

12/3/2008 6:04:09 PM EDT
[#34]
10/10 awesome food and awesome AR.
Jim
12/3/2008 6:07:16 PM EDT
[#35]
9/10

I see you started eating the fries before the pic.  -1
12/3/2008 6:09:23 PM EDT
[#36]
11/10!

Since when do a bunch of hard core, rifle toting, MOLON LABE screaming patriots give a flying double shit about a napkin??

That meal, and your lady, are awesome, dude!
12/3/2008 6:14:00 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
9/10

I see you started eating the fries before the pic.  -1


I was wondering if I'd get caught for that.
12/3/2008 6:17:02 PM EDT
[#38]
10/10 Looks GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
12/3/2008 6:20:58 PM EDT
[#39]
That looks fucking delicious.

10/10.  


Napkins are a waste of good food.
12/3/2008 6:23:39 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
For some inexplicable reason my wife loves the shit out of me. She made me a triple decker sandwich with bacon, sharp Tilamook cheddar cheese, pastrami, red onion, tomato, spicy mustard, toasted wheat bread and probably a shit ton of other good stuff that I didn't even notice through my lipid induced stupor. Oh and steak fries with Tony Cahchere's Creole seaoning salt. Holy fucking shit balls was it good.

Yeah, I know, there's no napkin so that's like 6 gallons of fail in a 4 gallon bucket slopping fail all over everything else, but hey, I got sleeves, right?

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/chopinbloc/DSCF0024-1.jpg


ETA: It occured to me that I would be remiss if I didn't post a picture of said wife.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r183/chopinbloc/DSC00396.jpg


That sandwich is fuckin win, and your wife looks like a totally kick-ass woman. Her hair is awesome.
12/3/2008 7:02:54 PM EDT
[#41]
The wife just reminded me there was also turkey, extra virgin olive oil and fresh rosemary. I knew I'd forget something.
12/3/2008 7:22:52 PM EDT
[#42]
Ah, I just noticed the coffin case on the tailgate. I met the guy that makes those.