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Posted: 11/1/2009 3:22:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 4:04:51 PM EST by targettarget]
We have a KING SIZE (I think it's 14") pizza and Malibu rum

Armory includes

1 - Huge ass mother fucking plastic handle pirate knife made with Chinese steel
1 - Sig 229 (9mm)
1 - Colt 1911 (I just sold it though, so technically it's somebody else's right now which is too bad, it's a nice gun)
1 - FNP 45 with loaded mags complete with old school 230gr HP's.
1 - Ruger 10/22 with Druganov stock

I will confirm the pizza was delicious.









And 10 round mags, bitches.









Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:06:27 PM EST
Fuck it.

I give myself 10/10

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:07:46 PM EST
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:08:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By targettarget:
Fuck it.

I give myself 10/10



Commie mags are a little hard for us to swallow.

Pizza doesn't look all that good.

If we (the US) call it Canadian Bacon, do you just call it bacon?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:10:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


Racist
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:11:09 PM EST
No reloads for rifle -1
Are the pistols loaded? -4 (assuming all 4 guns are empty)

5/10
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:11:15 PM EST
FAIL.

You have to make it yourself, you didn't.

10rd mags instead of high caps?

The knife, is that a joke?

This is impossible to grade as it does not meet the criteria of a dinner pic.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:13:35 PM EST
5/10

Pirate knife and diamond plate table were funny.
Pizza is just pizza.
Coconut rum is only acceptable if you are drinking it on the beach and someone bought it by accident instead of Myers.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:17:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


Racist


Wait, is Canadian a race now?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:20:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By david_g17:
Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


Racist


Wait, is Canadian a race now?


That's right.

And your a racist to for even questioning it.

Racist.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:22:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


This is spot on. All those scream fail.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:31:57 PM EST
This doesn't even deserve to be given a rating.... out of
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:44:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


I'ma have to go with this.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:00:46 PM EST
I've never seen a table like that. Is there a placemat on top of it? Also, what's the deal with the pastel things on your knife? Just wondering.
P.S. I also like vegetables on pizza. I made that tonight.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:06:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:07:21 PM EST by Hueto]
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.

And
-1 for selling the Colt and not that dorky 10/22
-1 Pizza looks crappy
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:07:44 PM EST
0/10

Second dinner pic I've given that tonight
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:10:07 PM EST
what's up with the gay choice of alchohol, i thought you guys specialized in shitty beer and whisky maker's mark or FTW
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:18:54 PM EST
I'm lolling at your confidence in that bullshit dinner post.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:21:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:22:46 PM EST by targettarget]
You guys are tough
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:23:20 PM EST
-2 for no AR
-2 for Malibu
-2 for gay knife
-1 for olives

3/10

PS that looks like a tiny pizza.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:23:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By DRhodes:
I'm lolling at your confidence in that bullshit dinner post.


You need to step up and fucking RECOGNIZE.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:24:28 PM EST
Supreme Pizza 10/10
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:25:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By DRhodes:
I'm lolling at your confidence in that bullshit dinner post.


You need to step up and fucking RECOGNIZE.

I recognize a good dinner when I see one.

Right now I see a bunch of shit I wouldn't feed someone else's dog.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:25:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:26:52 PM EST
1/10

the bottle isn't open and there is no glass.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:28:04 PM EST
Wow.

this is just....bad.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:29:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


-5 for selling 1911
-10 for rating yourself
-10 for giving yourself a 10

absolute 100% fail
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:29:13 PM EST
0/10
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:33:32 PM EST
I almost never post in dinner pic threads, but yours is so absolutely awful I thought I would make an exception.

and that fucking knife, I don't even know what to say.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:35:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:48:02 PM EST by TheRocketmac]

Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


Racist

hey, at least he was giving the score in Canadian counting...

Here in the US, it's more along the lines of -32.


/ETA: Maybe a MOD will delete/lock this thread to save you from further embarrassment?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:36:01 PM EST
fuck your fucking knife
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:36:43 PM EST
your Canadian legal firearms get the pass, but shit bro...your choice in booze (dare I ask if Canadian Club is available up there? just curious) and pizza (seriously...I know good pizza...that looks like ass....) is lacking.

part of a dinner pic (besides booze and guns) is making the food yourself (I'd even settle for the wife/gf/significant other doing the cooking....but not carry out slop). Seriously...it's not that hard to make good pizza that will end up less expensive than what you bought and taste 100 times better.

Just saying.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:38:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:39:41 PM EST by AtomicPunk09]
I wouldn't knock off any points just because you're Canadian, but damn you guys certainly have some shitty pizza.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:58:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 6:01:11 PM EST by TSU45]
I'm gonna give you 1/10 just cause you have a diamond plate coffee table. What are you, some kind of hybrid Canadian-redneck?

Well ok, maybe 2/10 cause you took the time to clearcoat the stone inlay on a fucking diamond plate coffee table.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:10:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By TheRocketmac:

Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


Racist

hey, at least he was giving the score in Canadian counting...

Here in the US, it's more along the lines of -32.


/ETA: Maybe a MOD will delete/lock this thread to save you from further embarrassment?


Are you kidding? This is awesome.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:11:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By TSU45:
I'm gonna give you 1/10 just cause you have a diamond plate coffee table. What are you, some kind of hybrid Canadian-redneck?

Well ok, maybe 2/10 cause you took the time to clearcoat the stone inlay on a fucking diamond plate coffee table.


I made it myself you fucking racist.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:11:42 PM EST
-25

You should be embarrassed to even post that crap here.

HH
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:12:09 PM EST
Where in the hell is the meat and cheese?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:12:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By razor11056:
Originally Posted By azych:
-5 for being Canadian.
-5 for Malibu.
-5 for not making it yourself.
-5 for Chinese knife.

Fail.


-5 for selling 1911
-10 for rating yourself
-10 for giving yourself a 10

absolute 100% fail


This is great. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:12:35 PM EST
Your dinner pic made baby Jesus cry.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:13:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By DRhodes:
I'm lolling at your confidence in that bullshit dinner post.


It's a troll thread...he's looking for attention.

HH
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:14:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Originally Posted By DRhodes:
I'm lolling at your confidence in that bullshit dinner post.


It's a troll thread...he's looking for attention.

HH

Isn't that the point of all GD:Dinner threads? However, none have failed as much as this one... Even the one where the guy just had a can of unopened baked beans and no utensils..
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:16:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 6:17:20 PM EST by Aloxite]
FAIL. Go back and read the assignment again.



"They think I'm slow but really it's just because I'm Canadian."

No, it's because you're slow.

ETA - Malibu. Really dude. Get some help for your alcohol problem.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:30:56 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:34:40 PM EST
GTFO. You bring shame to all the other Canadians who love making dinner pics.

-87/10
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:47:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By TheCanuck:
GTFO. You bring shame to all the other Canadians who love making dinner pics.

-87/10


Are you a separatist?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:05:25 PM EST
You must have some big pockets to need a pocketknife like that.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:11:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By targettarget:
Originally Posted By TheCanuck:
GTFO. You bring shame to all the other Canadians who love making dinner pics.

-87/10


Are you a separatist?


Look at my name and avatar. Do I look like a fucking separatist to you?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:30:59 PM EST
Geez, tough crowd here tonight.

I'll give it a 7.3 out of 10.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:34:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 7:38:51 PM EST by flyer8493]
OMG THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME ROFL!!!!

EDIT: A chinese knife?????
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:43:38 PM EST
-1/10

-5 for not making your own pizza
-2 for Coconut Rum with pizza
-1 for gaudy knife
-1 for Dragunov stock on a Ruger 10/22
-1 for grading your own dinner pic.
-1 for including a gun you just sold in your picture of FAIL

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