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8/25/2013 3:27:04 PM EDT
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Four hour smoked ribs, homemade mac and cheese, yellow corn.  Unsweet tea, two fingers of Jameson. Drew Estate Undercrown for dessert.

Rate away.

(Grenade is inert. Added as a joke.)
8/25/2013 3:31:53 PM EDT
[#1]
Uhh...what are you? 110 lbs woman?

More ribs now!!
8/25/2013 3:33:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Rib fail, need at least 1/2 rack.
8/25/2013 3:34:31 PM EDT
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Where's the rest of them?
8/25/2013 3:35:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Are those mouse ribs?
8/25/2013 3:36:55 PM EDT
[#5]
5/10

did you say rib or ribs?
8/25/2013 3:37:04 PM EDT
[#6]
First serving! Had to share with sammich maker and first born.
8/25/2013 3:37:12 PM EDT
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slide locked back on glock
8/25/2013 3:39:47 PM EDT
[#8]
5/10

-1 Guns unloaded
-1 No reloads
-3 Not enough ribs
8/25/2013 3:41:16 PM EDT
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slide locked back on glock


Bolt locked on Armalite too. Habit?

8/25/2013 3:43:58 PM EDT
[#10]
Unloaded firearms and a single piece of meat. Automatic 0/10.



If I could go negative on this, I would.
8/25/2013 3:45:33 PM EDT
[#11]
4/10
8/25/2013 3:50:43 PM EDT
[#12]
5/10
8/25/2013 3:52:43 PM EDT
[#13]
What the fuck?

You smoked ribs, and you have all that yellow shit on your plate?
8/25/2013 3:53:05 PM EDT
[#14]
8/10. I am on a diet.
8/25/2013 4:06:04 PM EDT
[#15]
It's like people aren't even trying anymore.
8/25/2013 4:26:12 PM EDT
[#16]
Looks good...

-3 for not enough ribs
+1 for grenade

=8/10
8/25/2013 4:28:46 PM EDT
[#17]
so fucked up, I cant even comment.....
8/25/2013 4:30:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Be careful some people got sick on guinea pig meat last week
8/25/2013 4:38:19 PM EDT
[#19]
I really like you . It seems you're  not a dick. But please the meat should be bigger than the vag. DO you have a girl bro?
8/25/2013 4:39:24 PM EDT
[#20]

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Four hour smoked ribs, homemade mac and cheese, yellow corn.  Unsweet tea, two fingers of Jameson. Drew Estate Undercrown for dessert.



Rate away.



(Grenade is inert. Added as a joke.)
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Not worth my time to explain the rating but, 3/10

 
8/25/2013 4:39:35 PM EDT
[#21]
8/10

1 rib
20rd mag ?
8/25/2013 4:41:24 PM EDT
[#22]
SWEET JESUS~!

One freaking rib!!!?????

come ON man! Don't show your face in the dirty south!
8/25/2013 4:44:15 PM EDT
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OP is Chris Rock
8/25/2013 4:44:24 PM EDT
[#24]
Looks good.  Get bigger smoker for next time if you want to impress, or have a guest over.  10/10 if you are on a diet.
8/25/2013 4:49:25 PM EDT
[#25]
2 you get a fucking 2.  Fuck!!!
8/25/2013 4:49:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Unsweet tea= fail.
8/25/2013 4:59:45 PM EDT
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30rd mag pokes out bottom of EDC duty rifle bag. Have 180 rounds ready for followup.
8/25/2013 5:04:54 PM EDT
[#28]
0/10
Not enough food, no loaded guns, no reloads, using prop grenade, drinking from a jar, no way to light the cigar, cover still on AR optic, ect...
8/25/2013 5:07:19 PM EDT
[#29]
Image, pre-plate. I had three double rib portions. Redemption?

http://imageshack.us/a/img821/7682/kex4.jpg
8/25/2013 5:14:37 PM EDT
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Good job sir, I shall rescore...

9/10

ETA: -1 for not enough reloads
8/25/2013 5:27:04 PM EDT
[#31]
Paper napkin...-1
Weapons unloaded....without reloads, -4

Small portion but updated with grill pic, -0.5

UNsweet tea...-2

2.5/10

Food looks relatively tasty though.
8/25/2013 5:45:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Notations made for the homosexual arfcommers who require sugar in their tea, so as to taste sugar instead of tea.
8/25/2013 5:53:18 PM EDT
[#33]
One little teeny pissy rib!  WTF?

Dam 13 ers



8/25/2013 6:20:50 PM EDT
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8/25/2013 6:34:35 PM EDT
[#35]
i dont understand why people are upset that you've got unloaded firearms at your dinner table...

as you said, you have a kid around.  and besides that point, when not shooting or carrying, I make it a point to make sure that my firearms are unloaded, why not leave the actions open?

that being said, there is not enough food there for a grown man;  a dinner for 3 should have at least a rack and a half of ribs, so take some more.

good on you for unsweetened iced tea (i dont like tea or coffee, but whatever), and jameson is alright for drinking neat, but could have been something better.

overall 8/10 because you have no reloads after you load your firearms, and not enough food (even though you said it was first serving)

ETA:  just saw the ribs pic. 9/10 for making sure the wife and kid have plenty to eat
8/25/2013 6:47:25 PM EDT
[#36]
9/10. I like it. But I'm a girl. And I love mac and cheese!


8/25/2013 6:57:35 PM EDT
[#37]
Previous poster mentioned Armalite.  If the AR is an Armalite, then you automatically fail for wasting money on a POS rifle.  You fail with a 1.  The 1 is for the mac n cheese.  Love it.  Also, looks like a chihuahua rib.
8/25/2013 6:59:06 PM EDT
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One freaking rib!!!?????

come ON man! Don't show your face in the dirty south!



OP is Chris Rock


"How much for one rib?"

8/25/2013 7:22:02 PM EDT
[#39]
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No redemption because your excuse was serving a woman and child
8/25/2013 7:29:55 PM EDT
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-3 for not enough ribs
+1 for grenade

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That's fair.
8/25/2013 7:34:50 PM EDT
[#41]
Rib for the house! On me!

One motherfucking rib. For everyone.... lol

Fail.

Why even bother with a pic of one sad rib? What's wrong with you?

And no, wife and kids got dibs doesn't mean you can't take a decent pic before they descend upon the main dish.

FAIL

2/10 just for the ordnance
8/25/2013 7:36:48 PM EDT
[#42]
You spent 4 hours cooking one rib?