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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:33:40 PM EDT
Just checking.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:35:02 PM EDT
[#1]
WTF?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:35:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Purple
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:36:04 PM EDT
[#3]
ibtl
awob
pie
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:36:20 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm always saying the wrong fusebox.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:36:47 PM EDT
[#5]
How high was the box?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:37:26 PM EDT
[#6]
The answer is 42.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:39:36 PM EDT
[#7]
Chuck Norris once attempted to roundhouse kick the city of New Orleans off welfare, while he failed the event came to be known as hurricane Katrina
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:41:54 PM EDT
[#8]
Lightbulbs.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:43:31 PM EDT
[#9]
The flints in Zippo lighters,are pretty small.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:45:38 PM EDT
[#10]
I've got a rash on my jimmy.....
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:46:46 PM EDT
[#11]
IBTL
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:46:59 PM EDT
[#12]


Bozo show

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:50:02 PM EDT
[#13]
By the way, do you have a mint?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:51:00 PM EDT
[#14]
Girls,are cool.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:51:37 PM EDT
[#15]
Jimmy Hoffa is my friend!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:52:14 PM EDT
[#16]
pi
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:52:21 PM EDT
[#17]
I am a moderator at Democratic Underground...on Tuesdays.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:52:51 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm secretly attracted to those Nelson twins.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:54:24 PM EDT
[#19]
4x2xsxx2 is hot.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:57:10 PM EDT
[#20]

Not only did I walk, but I didn't even get any lunch.


Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:57:29 PM EDT
[#21]
Nuts and Cream
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:58:34 PM EDT
[#22]
one of you kind souls is going to have to explain this whole affair to me
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:59:20 PM EDT
[#23]
I assume that he means to school.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:01:20 PM EDT
[#24]
I flipped off a blind person.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:02:13 PM EDT
[#25]
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:03:33 PM EDT
[#26]
did you hear that?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:04:12 PM EDT
[#27]
What's the difference between an orange?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:04:16 PM EDT
[#28]


paul has a mustache with yogurt

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:04:40 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?



Sorry, I have a cold.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:05:33 PM EDT
[#30]
My dad would periodically ask me this when I was a kid.


Yeah, he thought it was funny too....
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:05:40 PM EDT
[#31]
87
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:05:49 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

paul has a mustache with yogurt




That's NOT yogurt!!!!  



Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:06:33 PM EDT
[#33]
This morning I had 2 eggs, sausage, and toast for breakfast.

The chicken was had a part in it, but the pig was committed to my breakfast.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:12:06 PM EDT
[#34]
The squirrels aer listening
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:13:55 PM EDT
[#35]
Steyr Augs are hideous looking,if they cost $500 nobody would like them.

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:28:57 PM EDT
[#36]
I walked uphill both ways and my lunch was a slice of spam and a raison.  
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:30:49 PM EDT
[#37]

Did you walk, or bring your lunch?


...And your Honor, that's when I shot him...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:34:31 PM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:38:47 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
DrFrige is hot.



Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:46:28 PM EDT
[#40]
I ate the cat
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:56:28 PM EDT
[#41]
This offer will not be repeated.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:56:58 PM EDT
[#42]
Stayed home sick today. :P
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:01:15 PM EDT
[#43]
drove, & ate at the Y; a box-lunch mind you.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:04:09 PM EDT
[#44]
Beef donut.

ETA: or maybe a Japanese room with no door? vertical entry?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:04:57 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Beef donut.




Meat purse
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:06:18 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Beef donut.




Meat purse



Touche.
Meat curtains?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:09:47 PM EDT
[#47]
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:40:48 PM EDT
[#48]
Halliburton produced Brokeback Mountain because Bush gave the port contract to the Awabs.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:41:44 PM EDT
[#49]
I don't get it.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:44:44 PM EDT
[#50]
Pi r round.
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