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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:33:40 PM EST
Just checking.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:02 PM EST
WTF?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:21 PM EST
Purple
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:36:04 PM EST
ibtl
awob
pie
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:36:20 PM EST
I'm always saying the wrong fusebox.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:36:47 PM EST
How high was the box?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:37:26 PM EST
The answer is 42.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:39:36 PM EST
Chuck Norris once attempted to roundhouse kick the city of New Orleans off welfare, while he failed the event came to be known as hurricane Katrina
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:41:54 PM EST
Lightbulbs.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:43:31 PM EST
The flints in Zippo lighters,are pretty small.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:45:38 PM EST
I've got a rash on my jimmy.....
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:46:46 PM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:46:59 PM EST


Bozo show

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:50:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 5:50:26 PM EST by Beefypeanut]
By the way, do you have a mint?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:51:00 PM EST
Girls,are cool.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:51:37 PM EST
Jimmy Hoffa is my friend!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:52:14 PM EST
pi
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:52:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 5:53:22 PM EST by TrijiCog]
I am a moderator at Democratic Underground...on Tuesdays.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:52:51 PM EST
I'm secretly attracted to those Nelson twins.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:54:24 PM EST
4x2xsxx2 is hot.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:57:10 PM EST

Not only did I walk, but I didn't even get any lunch.


Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:57:29 PM EST
Nuts and Cream
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:58:34 PM EST
one of you kind souls is going to have to explain this whole affair to me
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:59:20 PM EST
I assume that he means to school.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:01:20 PM EST
I flipped off a blind person.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:02:13 PM EST
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:03:33 PM EST
did you hear that?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:04:12 PM EST
What's the difference between an orange?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:04:16 PM EST


paul has a mustache with yogurt

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:04:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?



Sorry, I have a cold.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:05:33 PM EST
My dad would periodically ask me this when I was a kid.


Yeah, he thought it was funny too....
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:05:40 PM EST
87
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:05:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By superdav:

paul has a mustache with yogurt




That's NOT yogurt!!!!



Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:06:33 PM EST
This morning I had 2 eggs, sausage, and toast for breakfast.

The chicken was had a part in it, but the pig was committed to my breakfast.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:12:06 PM EST
The squirrels aer listening
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:13:55 PM EST
Steyr Augs are hideous looking,if they cost $500 nobody would like them.

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:28:57 PM EST
I walked uphill both ways and my lunch was a slice of spam and a raison.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:30:49 PM EST

Did you walk, or bring your lunch?


...And your Honor, that's when I shot him...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:34:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:38:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By TrijiCog:
DrFrige is hot.



Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:46:28 PM EST
I ate the cat
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:56:28 PM EST
This offer will not be repeated.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:56:58 PM EST
Stayed home sick today. :P
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:01:15 PM EST
drove, & ate at the Y; a box-lunch mind you.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:04:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 7:05:30 PM EST by hanibal]
Beef donut.

ETA: or maybe a Japanese room with no door? vertical entry?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:04:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By hanibal:
Beef donut.




Meat purse
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:06:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 7:07:24 PM EST by hanibal]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By hanibal:
Beef donut.




Meat purse



Touche.
Meat curtains?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:09:47 PM EST
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:40:48 PM EST
Halliburton produced Brokeback Mountain because Bush gave the port contract to the Awabs.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:41:44 PM EST
I don't get it.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:44:44 PM EST
Pi r round.
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