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Posted: 9/6/2005 7:24:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 8:40:45 AM EDT by nationwide]


Roiders News Service
September 6, 2005
New York

This just in, Rap star Kayne West was shot and killed by unknown gunmen today, as he walked from his posh Upper West Side apartment to his limo, a spokesman reports. Calls to the NYPD were directed to the public information officer, who stated it is Dept Policy to not comment on on-going investigations.

West was recently in the headlines for his harsh criticism of the Bush administration's handling of the Hurricane Katrina disaster.

In an unrelated developement, the latino street gang, MS-13, was removed from a Department of Justice "watch list" today. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said in a telephone interview, that recent events have caused the Justice Department to re-evaluate the threat to the public the group based in central America poses. "Why just this morning, the President awarded MS-13 a multi-million dollar consulting contract in assisting the disaster relief.

More details to follow...

ROIDERS © is a PITA news service

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:26:53 AM EDT
Damn, I wish the first part was true.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:31:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:45:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 7:46:40 AM EDT by Stealth]

Originally Posted By nationwide:
[ROIDERS © is a PITA news serevice



Post 8000 w00t!

First The President turned his hurricane making machine on his own people, now he's hiring thugs to take out the troublemakers!

If I had an account there, I'd post it at the DU. (They'd be all over it!)
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:56:37 AM EDT
Dang man,

you had me excited there for a minute......
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:06:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ISMO:
Dang man,

you had me excited there for a minute......



+1
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:25:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:26:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 8:27:10 AM EDT by operatorerror]

Originally Posted By tc6969:
Something smells to high heaven here!

The first clue is someones inability to spell Reuters

There is no such news service as "Roiders"



oy vey!

ETA they wouldn't print it if it wasn't true!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:30:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:
Something smells to high heaven here!

The first clue is someones inability to spell Reuters

There is no such news service as "Roiders"



tc6969, That made it highly suspect to me also

GM
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:41:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:

Originally Posted By tc6969:
Something smells to high heaven here!

The first clue is someones inability to spell Reuters

There is no such news service as "Roiders"



tc6969, That made it highly suspect to me also

GM



OMG you two are unreal. Your comments taking this seriously are almost as funny at nationwide's post!! I bet y'all don't "get" professional wrestling either...LOL
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:43:26 AM EDT

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:44:01 AM EDT
Post Whore!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:07:55 PM EDT
bump for the dinner crowd
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:09:46 PM EDT
Almost got me.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:13:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:
Something smells to high heaven here!

The first clue is someones inability to spell Reuters

There is no such news service as "Roiders"



Attention to detail

ROIDERS © is a PITA news service
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:14:37 PM EDT
Dang it.
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