I wrote this to a liberal friend of mine about their candidates:
Mistake One – Candidates
Do you think the country would have really chosen President Gigolo and Vice President Slip-n-fall? Let’s take a look at them for a minute:
The Gigolo
Did anyone look at this man’s record before the nomination? We are at war and you select the absolute worst candidate you can in relation to National Security! Polls consistently throughout this campaign indicated that the war was the most important issue for voters yet you pick someone because he served a whopping 4 months in Vietnam…did you forget you hated that war and it’s soldiers? Yes, John Kerry said, “Take me” but that was after he said “Please don’t take me. I want to go to school in Europe.” Funny how you always left that part out.
It was not difficult for Americans to realize what National Security would be like today had John Kerry’s views become a reality in the last 19 years. We would still be duking it out with the Soviet Union and Communism because of his opposition to President Reagan. Despite his “global test” requirements, he opposed the world’s coming together to remove Saddam Hussein from Kuwait in 1991. If America had gone along with him, Hussein would be in Kuwait and more than likely Saudi Arabia by now. Tell me what America has to do to pass this “global test?”
John Kerry said this is a battle that should be fought with law enforcement and intelligence. How were we to fight the terrorists with intelligence when Kerry tried to slash $6 billion from the Intelligence budget only ONE YEAR after the first WTC bombing? Even Teddy Kennedy (he must have been sober at the time) said he was nuts! I would also love for one of you to explain how law enforcement will prevent another attack. Sure, you may catch the guy who does it, but it won’t prevent the next one. The one time that Slick Willy actually did something about a terrorist attack taught us that one. Sure, he got the guy responsible, but the towers may still be standing had he prosecuted a war instead of prosecuting a trial.
I could talk about actually fielding a candidate who says they are going to raise taxes (that tactic proved so successful in the past). Or about how his faith guides him in his environment and poverty policies but he doesn’t mind the brutal killings of partially born children. Or maybe his parading around the woods killing ducks claiming he is a champion of the 2nd Amendment…as if ducks had anything to do with our constitutional right to bear arms.
But let’s move on to Vice President Slip-and Fall…
Have you people not heard all the lawyer jokes? Do you know why there are so many? BECAUSE PEOPLE HATE LAWYERS. And John Edwards is one of the reasons why. He made millions driving doctors out of their practices convincing juries of a junk science that to this day has never been proven. You want to talk about health care costs? Perhaps you should be talking to your VP nominee. Nothing like choosing a running mate who will mobilize the entire medical profession and every business that has suffered from a frivolous lawsuit against you.
And why the hell would a candidate pick a running mate who couldn’t even deliver his home state? Even the real JFK knew LBJ could deliver TX.