Posted: 5/27/2004 9:13:46 PM EDT
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Democrats vs. Republicans Democrats: Want to kill – They want to kill the youngest, most innocent among us, long before they have a chance to do any wrong. They want abortion. Republicans: Want to kill – They want to kill the most heinous criminals among us to protect the good people. They want capital punishment. Democrats: Want your money – They want to take your hard-earned money away from you in taxes and give it to lazy people who refuse to work. They want welfare. Republicans: Want your money – They want your money to invigorate the economy by lowering your taxes and encouraging you to invest it. They want you to prosper and live the American dream. Democrats: Want security – They want to allow the United Nations, a group of incompetent third-world buffoons who can’t prevent genocide in their own countries, to determine if and when we, the most powerful nation on Earth, defend ourselves. They want globalism. Republicans: Want security – They want to stamp out terrorism by taking a proactive stance and preemptively using force when necessary. They want 9-11 to be an indelible memory, not a preview of what’s to come. Now you know what they want. What do you want? |
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What the SAY they want and what they actually DO are completely different things. What do I want? I want the hypocrisy to stop. I want the en vogue philosophy of political expediency over Constitutional principle to end. I want government to quit growing like a cancer and be cut down to essential services only. Most importantly: I WANT GOVERNMENT TO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! |
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Democrats: Want to pry any Christian symbol off of any building they see. Republicans: Want to put a Christian symbol on any building they see. Democrats: Want sexual material everywhere, even in schools. Republicans: Don't even want ME to see sexual material. Democrats: Ban our guns. Republicans: Ban our guns. Democrats: Really just want money and power. Republicans: Really just want money and power. |
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www.lp.org/  Just in case you didnt know you were full blown Lib.
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It's funny because it's true! |