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Posted: 8/17/2009 12:59:03 PM EST
I'll just throw this out here for discussion!

Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:00:09 PM EST
and its been discussed many times.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:02:21 PM EST
Private Pile didn't shoot himself after all
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:03:48 PM EST
If you don't have a tab hit the slab.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:06:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:17:49 PM EST
How is that fat ass in the army?
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:17:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By theseacow:
and its been discussed many times.

Many, Many Times!
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:19:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By angry2021:
How is that fat ass in the army?


He ate the guy who tried to tell him no?

Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:19:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By angry2021:
How is that fat ass in the army?


I'm pretty sure the story is he wanted out of the army so he became fat. someone will correct me if im wrong.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:19:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By max229:

Originally Posted By theseacow:
and its been discussed many times.

Many, Many Times!

The discussion is usually very civilized
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:20:08 PM EST
i would bet money that he is reserve, and not active duty (the fatguy for those thatcant figure out who im talking about)
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:20:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Originally Posted By angry2021:
How is that fat ass in the army?


He ate the guy who tried to tell him no?



Guess I'll go eat a recruiter.
No Homo
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:22:49 PM EST
The man is still serving his country. I still have respect for him.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:23:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By angry2021:
How is that fat ass in the army?


There's FAT.......................and then there's ARMY FAT.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:24:22 PM EST
This will not end well.

Again.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:24:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
The man is still serving his country. I still have respect for him.


That's not the point the point is how the hell can he,
considering they don't let fatties in the army.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:25:38 PM EST
I wonder what Gunny Hartman would call him?
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:28:07 PM EST
In before the pic of the Corpsman in Digi's...
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:28:27 PM EST
He thought he was done with the Army after ETS, and ate himself into internet fame.

But, there's a surprise! Uncle Sam can call you back until your IRR time is done.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:32:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2009 1:33:48 PM EST by angry2021]
I thought this was the new army slimdown camp at Fort Jackson
or something that's real right?
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:35:26 PM EST
Can he even run two miles?
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:36:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By sporter:
I wonder what Gunny Hartman would call him?


A kissing only date at the movies.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:40:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2009 1:42:37 PM EST by ebrhoarder]
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:45:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2009 1:46:09 PM EST by Dru]
Originally Posted By angry2021:
Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
The man is still serving his country. I still have respect for him.


That's not the point the point is how the hell can he,
considering they don't let fatties in the army.


Well he obviously is.... And they obviously did.....
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:46:20 PM EST
If a troop is willing to fly to Ali Al Salem and do his time in the sandbox.......try to lose the weight and do a good job......and then let all the self righteous bastards who hide in stateside garrison jobs complain......i never saw a soldier not doing his job in Iraq........just my humble opinion.....usually the units police up this shit.......rant off
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:52:08 PM EST
ohhhboy
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:56:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2009 1:58:40 PM EST by italianwjt]
hahahahahahahahahhahhhaahhahah LMFAO!!!

Man that's the truth. Marines that even start to look overweight, get there asses hazed back into shape real quick!

You know there's someone in the Army right now looking night and day on the internet for a fat marine. hahahaha.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 1:57:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By PogueMahone:
I'll just throw this out here for discussion!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/PogueMahone1775/ArmyStrong.jpg


Just checking, you've done what for this country?
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 2:08:08 PM EST
haha there are so many good captions for this... "you gonna eat that?"
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 2:09:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2009 2:10:25 PM EST by JKVR6M69]
Originally Posted By italianwjt:
hahahahahahahahahhahhhaahhahah LMFAO!!!

Man that's the truth. Marines that even start to look overweight, get there asses hazed back into shape real quick!

You know there's someone in the Army right now looking night and day on the internet for a fat marine. hahahaha.


no shit I gain weight like its cool... think ive been over regs for more than 3 weeks? hell no! semper


edit: wasted post 500 on this...
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 2:19:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By Outlander3:
If a troop is willing to fly to Ali Al Salem and do his time in the sandbox.......try to lose the weight and do a good job......and then let all the self righteous bastards who hide in stateside garrison jobs complain......i never saw a soldier not doing his job in Iraq........just my humble opinion.....usually the units police up this shit.......rant off


Well I'm a Fattie I'll go to Ali Al Salem and do my time where do I sign up?
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 3:13:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By angry2021:
Originally Posted By Outlander3:
If a troop is willing to fly to Ali Al Salem and do his time in the sandbox.......try to lose the weight and do a good job......and then let all the self righteous bastards who hide in stateside garrison jobs complain......i never saw a soldier not doing his job in Iraq........just my humble opinion.....usually the units police up this shit.......rant off


Well I'm a Fattie I'll go to Ali Al Salem and do my time where do I sign up?


That's what I thought.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 3:33:00 PM EST
I thought he had a critical MOS and was called up from IRR. I have to respect the fact that he is(was) there and I am here.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 3:34:12 PM EST
If the dude's serving the country, thank you's are in order...............but damn.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 3:55:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 3:57:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By theseacow:
and its been discussed many times.

Yes, and they turn into shitstorms and members some members end up taking "time outs"
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 4:39:21 PM EST
Too many jelly donuts

Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:16:36 PM EST
Well, If he is an Air Borne Ranger, he either has very hard hits or bounces at lot.

StagPower
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:18:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
The man is still serving his country. I still have respect for him.


Why have any respect for him? He doesn't have any for himself.

Not to mention the liability he is for everyone else around him. What happens when he goes down as a heat casualty on patrol? Half the platoon would be needed to haul fat ass back to the FOB. Granted no one in their right mind would send him on a patrol but at the same time he never even should have made it out of the country.

I can almost guarantee he is from the IRR. We had a guy just like that show up at my last unit a few years back. He didn't even have boots because his cankles were so big they couldn't find a pair that fit. Dude sat around for a couple weeks until we could get the paper work done to send him right back where he came from.

I'll give them credit for showing up but someone should have used some common sense and sent them back home before they made it to an actual unit or worse yet down range.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:21:44 PM EST
Anyone ever thin k that maybe he is a contractor that was just wearing some PT gear?
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:23:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By PogueMahone:
I'll just throw this out here for discussion!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/PogueMahone1775/ArmyStrong.jpg

The look on that captain's face is priceless.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:24:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
Anyone ever thin k that maybe he is a contractor that was just wearing some PT gear?


He's carrying a rifle too. Would they be allowed to do that?

Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:29:58 PM EST
WE GET IT.

There are fatasses in the Army. We hate them too. They do half the work that we do, but get paid the same amount.

I say dishonorable discharge for failure to follow orders.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:29:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By EagleArmsHBAR:
Anyone ever thin k that maybe he is a contractor that was just wearing some PT gear?


Looks like Army Issue:

Shave
Haircut
M16A2
Glow Worm
PT Gear
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:31:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By max229:

Originally Posted By theseacow:
and its been discussed many times.

Many, Many Times!


And it never ends well.

oddly its generally .mil guys that bash fatty the most.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:31:34 PM EST
im not in the military but i want to give my o.o2. i was once on a traffic stop with a officer that made this guy look small. driver bailed out with a knife and ran into the woods. i then without thinking twice took off after him and a foot chase began. me being stupid and young thought that my "partner" would always be there to help me. this sadly was not the case i was by myself fighting this guy hand to hand and he had a knife and i couldnt get to my sidearm. took 3 whole minutes untill fat boy could haul his ass into the brush to help me and when he got there he wasnt much help sucking wind like a vacuum. if you are not fit to be in harms way then GO HOME.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:32:35 PM EST
I know plenty of linebackers that look like that but can throw down.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:38:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By beatjunglist:
I know plenty of linebackers that look like that but can throw down.


They are all juicing too, SomehowI doubt this guy is.

I worked with a female that made that guy look like Mr Olympia. Her fat rolls wrapped around her glasses. She's been flagged for years and is still in. How she re-upped is beyond me.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:41:27 PM EST
He needs a manzeer...or a bro.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:54:03 PM EST
What is the max effective range of an excuse? 0 meters

I have seen this picture before, and even though he was grabbed from the IRR I still feel disgusted every time. As a soldier, all I can say is "Goddamn it". How fast can someone get that damn big? I mean shit, when I got out of the Army I knew I had to keep working on it to stay fit.
Link Posted: 8/17/2009 6:57:44 PM EST
makes me laugh every time i see that still!
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