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Posted: 3/8/2010 9:40:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2010 9:41:03 PM EDT by 21BoomCBTENGR]
So, my awesome wife wants to get me something for being an awesome husband while she's been pregnant (yes, that is a lot of awesome).  SO, since i've got all the guns i NEED, im taking suggestions.  Its gonna be in the 2-400 dollar range.  I do want these items, so you can vote amongst them, or suggest something else.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 9:44:56 PM EDT
HA, no IBTPs, IN YO FACE ARFCOM

IN YO FACE!1!!!11!!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 9:47:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2010 9:48:05 PM EDT by RangemasterP226]
Poll failure.

No option for:  Nothing, anyone can knock up their wife!


ETA: I voted for the safe, you won't regret it.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 9:54:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By RangemasterP226:
Poll failure.

No option for:  Nothing, anyone can knock up their wife!


ETA: I voted for the safe, you won't regret it.


Yes, however, let me explain, my wife has been doing those conception charting things (apparently they're really intricate, and very accurate) and basically theres like 2 optimum days a month when a woman can get knocked up.   My wifes happened to fall the day i got back from Iraq, and the day after.  So i knocked up my wife the day i got back from Iraq, thats worth a reward right?

BTW, this was back in October.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 10:01:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2010 10:03:35 PM EDT by pavlovwolf]
For that kind of reward I'll knock up your wife. You knew someone had to say it. Also, just kidding. Now if she has a sister that pays like that, let me know.
Edited to add, now that I read the whole post about the lucky strike thing, nice shot.  I would opt for the safe.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 10:03:50 PM EDT
$400 worth of porn for the upcoming no sex months of late pregnancy.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 10:25:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Springer09:
$400 worth of porn for the upcoming no sex months of late pregnancy.


Shit, I spent two tours in Iraq, I've got almost half a terrabyte of porn saved up since 2004!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 10:30:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 21BoomCBTENGR:
Originally Posted By Springer09:
$400 worth of porn for the upcoming no sex months of late pregnancy.


Shit, I spent two tours in Iraq, I've got almost half a terrabyte of porn saved up since 2004!




Now that is some funny shit.  Thank you for your service!

Now, I voted for the Mossberg HD shotgun, but for some odd reason, I'm actually leaning towards a Remington 870 +knoxx stock in the future.  Either that a couple of lowers for you and the kid

and congrats dad!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 10:39:05 PM EDT


I voted for the safe. You should already have one


Link Posted: 3/8/2010 10:41:11 PM EDT








Link Posted: 3/8/2010 10:43:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DoberDude:
I voted for the safe. You should already have one



I have a medium size gunvault that I keep pistols and bolts in, but I've gotmore long guns now so I need a real standup safe
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 7:55:05 AM EDT
You might get lucky op. A lot of women get the hornies when they're pregnant, even that far along. The doctor told my first wife that we needed to do it more to help bring her along in the last few weeks of her pregnancy.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 10:26:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
You might get lucky op. A lot of women get the hornies when they're pregnant, even that far along. The doctor told my first wife that we needed to do it more to help bring her along in the last few weeks of her pregnancy.


i've been told that too, unfortunately, i was told that by her sister who then proceeded to start detailing things for me.  Normally this would be funny, but it was in front of my wife and sister-in-laws parents... AWKWARD!  I do love messing with my wife about how her sisters a bit of a horndog though
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 10:40:16 PM EDT
How about an agreed upon max 1 diaper change per day for you instead.  $2-400 doesn't buy much of a safe and everything else are your list is not very useful, aside from maybe the 12guage.  I'll assume you have rifles so the 12 guage will be mostly wasted anyway.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 10:43:04 PM EDT
If my wife wanted to buy me a 2-400 gun related present right at this moment, I would ask for another safe.  Mostly to store ammo and magazines.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 11:14:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mattl:
How about an agreed upon max 1 diaper change per day for you instead.  $2-400 doesn't buy much of a safe and everything else are your list is not very useful, aside from maybe the 12guage.  I'll assume you have rifles so the 12 guage will be mostly wasted anyway.


useful? to hell with useful i'm going for fun with that stuff, the only useful thing is a safe!  2-400 will get me more safe considering i've got a few hundred bucks already in the "gun stuff" account.
Link Posted: 3/9/2010 11:15:28 PM EDT
can you get a gun safe for $2-400?
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:11:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Billmanweh:
can you get a gun safe for $2-400?


it gets me closer than i am right now.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 8:13:45 AM EDT
Safe.


It not only gives YOU piece of mind, wifey will cream herself that you "care" about the safety of the incoming shit-machine.  I'm not saying you don't, but she WILL be happy that most of your weaponry will now be locked up.
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