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11/1/2013 7:00:41 PM EDT
I have come to the conclusion that I am being haunted by the ghost of a dead duck today. Several times today I have heard weird noises that sound similar to the quack of a duck, yet no duck is present.



The only logical explanation is the presence of a supernatural duck. Weird shit.
11/1/2013 7:01:10 PM EDT
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put down the bottle and/or joint
11/1/2013 7:03:21 PM EDT
[#2]
What did you eat yesterday?
11/1/2013 7:03:56 PM EDT
[#3]
Probably an ass duck.
11/1/2013 7:04:01 PM EDT
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shrooms
11/1/2013 7:04:09 PM EDT
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You might be quacking up.
11/1/2013 7:05:05 PM EDT
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This coming from you?

 
11/1/2013 7:05:53 PM EDT
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No, it wasn't a fart. Several times I checked the area to see where the sound might have came from, and found nothing.



Haunted duck, no other explanation. Not even aliens.



 
11/1/2013 7:06:54 PM EDT
[#8]
IN before DKProf.
11/1/2013 8:03:57 PM EDT
[#9]
PETA drone!
11/1/2013 8:05:40 PM EDT
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11/1/2013 8:19:32 PM EDT
[#11]
it's your inner gas factory ...prune juice and sleep it off
11/1/2013 8:23:52 PM EDT
[#12]
What kind of insurance do you have?
11/1/2013 8:25:55 PM EDT
[#13]
Have you checked your dresser?
11/1/2013 8:27:04 PM EDT
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im too far gone to even care..
11/1/2013 8:30:04 PM EDT
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Awright.  Found an arfcommer with access to dope.  Good deal.