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8/2/2006 5:32:58 PM EDT
I found this bloated, dead cat in my living room tonight. Just had to share since dead cats are so popular here.

8/2/2006 5:34:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Psst, hes just sleeping.
8/2/2006 5:34:52 PM EDT
[#2]

He's just big boned.

8/2/2006 5:35:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Does it bounce?
8/2/2006 5:35:28 PM EDT
[#4]
8/2/2006 5:38:20 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/champion_lowlife/FreeDeadCat.jpg



8/2/2006 5:41:16 PM EDT
[#6]

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He's just big boned.



This is my wife's cat. He's not dead, but he is one fat, lazy animal.

8/2/2006 5:50:50 PM EDT
[#7]

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Quoted:
He's just big boned.



This is my wife's cat. He's not dead, but he is one fat, lazy animal.



No this is fat and lazy!! Ok not fat just big

8/2/2006 6:03:35 PM EDT
[#8]

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i20.photobucket.com/albums/b239/champion_lowlife/FreeDeadCat.jpg


Thats fucked up.

Bill3508
8/2/2006 6:06:38 PM EDT
[#9]
8/2/2006 6:10:17 PM EDT
[#10]
I had a similar thing happen.

We have a cat door for our cats.

There was a neighborhood cat that used to come around our back porch every once in a while for a scratch on the noggin and free meal.  One morning, I found it just laying there.  

I left for work, returned at the end of the day and went to my office to fire up the computer.  My wife comes home and asks me if the cat was still around.  I turn around to answer her and I kick something under the computer stand.  

It was the cat, dead and stiff as a board.  

We ended up sterilizing all our cats dishes and I took the dirt bag out to the desert and buried it.

I knocked on some doors to find out out who it belonged to, since it had come around our house for years. I figured it belonged to a neighbor.  It turns out no one knew who's it was, as it apparently mooched food from a lot of different houses.

I'll have to see if I can find the pic I took of the corpse.
8/2/2006 6:14:09 PM EDT
[#11]



Greg
"Let Them All Make Their Own Music"




8/2/2006 6:14:50 PM EDT
[#12]
This is my cat. I'm not really a cat person, but he was thrown out at our house when he was a kitten. I felt sorry for him and started taking care of him. Unlike my wife's cat, he's a fairly intelligent animal (for a cat), knows his name and comes when you call him.








Unfortunatly he was corrupted by my wifes cat and lured into a sordid life when he was young.








He's out of all that now, though and  takes care of himself.











8/2/2006 6:32:40 PM EDT
[#13]
HA!  

I found it.

This cat really is dead:


My wife saw me composing this scene and asked me "How can you do that?"  
I told her it was easy, I just got some empties out of the trash.



I have other pics of our (live) cats that look like the fat ass posted by David0858
8/2/2006 6:37:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Sleeping kitties are always cute.  We used to have some...but then we found out that I'm allergic to cats.

We have this dead GRD pup that we keep finding all over the house.

8/2/2006 7:02:19 PM EDT
[#15]
I saw you picture, it must be an epidemic, I too found this bloated, dead cat in my living room.

8/2/2006 7:07:07 PM EDT
[#16]
That cat really must have liked you to die under your computer stand.
Did it used to lay there when it was alive?

On the positive side it didn't die in your bed.

My brother's wife's little foo-foo dog kicked the bucket on their bed one day after they had gone to work.  




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HA!  

I found it.

This cat really is dead:
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=48670

My wife saw me composing this scene and asked me "How can you do that?"  
I told her it was easy, I just got some empties out of the trash.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=48669

I have other pics of our (live) cats that look like the fat ass posted by David0858
8/2/2006 7:15:17 PM EDT
[#17]

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That cat really must have liked you to die under your computer stand.
Did it used to lay there when it was alive?


My wife said pretty much the same thing.
However, we never let it in the house.  It took a while for it to trust us and allow us to give it a scratch.
8/2/2006 7:35:19 PM EDT
[#18]
sorry..for some reason this thread reminded me of this..it is staged..but funny

stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Cat_Fan/
8/2/2006 7:41:50 PM EDT
[#19]

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DAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMM!!!

If I could do that, I would never leave the house!!!!
8/2/2006 7:43:03 PM EDT
[#20]

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www.nancyquilts.com/pictures/george1.jpg



DAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMM!!!

If I could do that, I would never leave the house!!!!


ask him...he might let ya!!
j/k
8/2/2006 7:47:18 PM EDT
[#21]

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www.nancyquilts.com/pictures/george1.jpg



DAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMM!!!

If I could do that, I would never leave the house!!!!


ask him...he might let ya!!
j/k


Peanut Butter!!!
8/2/2006 7:50:03 PM EDT
[#22]

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Unlike my wife's cat, he's a fairly intelligent animal (for a cat), knows his name <snip>


Of COURSE he knows his name.  As he arrived as a stray he had to know his name in order to tell you what it was, or you wouldn't know what it was.  
8/2/2006 7:50:41 PM EDT
[#23]
The only good cat is a ..........
8/2/2006 7:53:35 PM EDT
[#24]

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The only good cat is a ..........




HAIRY CAT??  
8/2/2006 7:54:12 PM EDT
[#25]

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The only good cat is a ..........



...Dead cat.  I fucking hate cats.  The are the most pointless animals on earth next to chickens.
8/2/2006 8:00:20 PM EDT
[#26]
shut yo mouf willis! chickens arent useless, theyre damn tasty!
8/2/2006 8:34:41 PM EDT
[#27]
An epidemic, no doubt caused by the excessive summer heat.

Killer when he was still living:


Almost expired this afternoon:


Gone, poor thing:
8/2/2006 8:41:09 PM EDT
[#28]

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Sleeping kitties are always cute.  We used to have some...but then we found out that I'm allergic to cats.

We have this dead GRD pup that we keep finding all over the house.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/LWilde/CaseyBunny-2.jpg


Interesting, I am also allergic to cats and I found this earlier today, hmmmmmmmm.....

8/2/2006 8:48:33 PM EDT
[#29]

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The only good cat is a ..........



...Dead cat.  I fucking hate cats.  The are the most pointless animals on earth next to chickens.


I don't understand peoples attachment to dogs, they are the libtard, yes men of the animal world. The only reason their snout is so long is so they can stick it further up your ass. Cat on the other hand take a message and get back to you when and if it's convenient. I would think most people on this site by nature would appriate a cat's independant, what's in it for me attitude.

To all who would correct my spelling and gramer, " I'm not here to win the ARFCOM spelling bee, just get and share info and ideas with like minded people".

9L
8/2/2006 8:53:59 PM EDT
[#30]

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The only good cat is a ..........



...Dead cat.  I fucking hate cats.  The are the most pointless animals on earth next to chickens.


I don't understand peoples attachment to dogs, they are the libtard, yes men of the animal world. The only reason their snout is so long is so they can stick it further up your ass. Cat on the other hand take a message and get back to you when and if it's convenient. I would think most people on this site by nature would appriate a cat's independant, what's in it for me attitude.

To all who would correct my spelling and gramer, " I'm not here to win the ARFCOM spelling bee, just get and share info and ideas with like minded people".

9L



I have heard it described like this:

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Jim
8/2/2006 8:56:29 PM EDT
[#31]

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The only good cat is a ..........



...Dead cat.  I fucking hate cats.  The are the most pointless animals on earth next to chickens.


I don't understand peoples attachment to dogs, they are the libtard, yes men of the animal world. The only reason their snout is so long is so they can stick it further up your ass. Cat on the other hand take a message and get back to you when and if it's convenient. I would think most people on this site by nature would appriate a cat's independant, what's in it for me attitude.

To all who would correct my spelling and gramer, " I'm not here to win the ARFCOM spelling bee, just get and share info and ideas with like minded people".

9L



I have heard it described like this:

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Jim


I heard that " Thousands of years ago cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this".
8/2/2006 9:03:57 PM EDT
[#32]
Dogs are Jerry Lewis.

Cats are Frank Sinatra.
8/2/2006 9:20:49 PM EDT
[#33]

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www.nancyquilts.com/pictures/george1.jpg



DAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMM!!!

If I could do that, I would never leave the house!!!!


ask him...he might let ya!!
j/k



8/2/2006 9:28:50 PM EDT
[#34]

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www.nancyquilts.com/pictures/george1.jpg



DAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMM!!!

If I could do that, I would never leave the house!!!!


ask him...he might let ya!!
j/k

Ooooooh shit!!!! That left a mark!!!!

I walked right into that one!!! DAMN!!!!

Good one!!!
8/2/2006 9:33:22 PM EDT
[#35]

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www.nancyquilts.com/pictures/george1.jpg



DAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMM!!!

If I could do that, I would never leave the house!!!!


My cat can't because he's so fat.  Every day my wife has to clean his ass.

The dead cat pose