Dave Chapelle is funny. =) > General Discussion

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:22:25 PM EDT

Dem some crazy Niggar's.

The Niggar Family

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:23:07 PM EDT

[#1]

I bet this viltaes CoC somehow.

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:31:05 PM EDT

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[ClaytonBigsby] White Power!!! [ClaytonBigsby]

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:33:05 PM EDT

[#3]

I really, cant stand most of his skits. It's just something about his voice.

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:37:16 PM EDT

[#4]

I just like the way he makes fun of the failings of all the races.

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:41:47 PM EDT

[#5]

Ever see his Rick James skit ?

I about fell over and died from laughing so hard

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:44:44 PM EDT

[#6]

If you really like Chappelle then rent "For What It's Worth" Some of the best stand up EVER!

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:46:06 PM EDT

[#7]

Good skit... that rick james crap is just soooo old now.

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:46:31 PM EDT

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Ever see his Rick James skit ?

I about fell over and died from laughing so hard

Yes, another of my favorites. To tell you the truth, there is only one or two of his skit's that aren't funny to me.

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:47:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Im Rick James bitch

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:48:13 PM EDT

[#10]

Just don't watch the lost episodes. There is a reason why they were "lost".

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:49:20 PM EDT

[#11]

His Samuel L Jackson beer commercial makes me blow s**t out of my nose

"How's it TASTE MotherFU**er?!!!"

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:51:08 PM EDT

[#12]

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Just don't watch the lost episodes. There is a reason why they were "lost".

Yup, they SUCKED! I think the cribs skit was the only partial funny one. The rest were just sad.

Posted: 7/29/2006 10:55:15 PM EDT

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I'm rich, bitch!

Yeah he calls it like it is. And he's funny too. I loved where he made fun of MTV cribs.

Posted: 7/29/2006 11:27:41 PM EDT

[#14]

The Prince basketball skit & the skit that made fun of the Real World were priceless!!

Posted: 7/29/2006 11:42:46 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

I bet this viltaes CoC somehow.

I suddenly want to violate you with a dictionary.

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:19:58 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/30/2006 12:27:02 AM EDT

[#17]

You need to remove that now bud before a moderator clicks on this thread or someone presses the "Snitch" button...

A Carlos Mencia sketch got greywolf banned...

You don't want that happening to you...

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:28:34 AM EDT

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I'm a mod. I found it hilarious. Just watch the comments...

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:30:20 AM EDT

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Quoted:
I'm a mod. I found it hilarious. Just watch the comments...

I don't think it was one of his better sketches but, another moderator might not find it funny and one is all it takes...

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:36:13 AM EDT

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Quoted:

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I'm a mod. I found it hilarious. Just watch the comments...

I don't think it was one of his better sketches but, another moderator might not find it funny and one is all it takes...

Just watch out for the "TAG of Dead".

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:36:37 AM EDT

[#21]

Does anyone have the link to the "Black white sepremesist"

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:53:56 AM EDT

[#22]

The Samuel Jackson skit is one of the best I think.

No I can't stop yelling! Cause this is how I talk!!! Ain't you ever seen my moooovies?!!? JUICE? That's a good one! Deep Blue Sea?! They ate me! A motha fuckin' shark ATE ME!! DRINK BITCH!! Jurrasic Park!

I think the interviews with Charlie Murphy and Rick James in the extras/special features on the season 2 dvds are funnier than all the episodes themselves, though. I was dying laughing when I watched that shit.

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:55:35 AM EDT

[#23]

So, dave can make fun of races and its CoC friendly, but when someone posts Carlos Mancena doing basically the same thing its a CoC violation?

Nothing meant to the OP, just wondering

Posted: 7/30/2006 1:00:25 AM EDT

[#24]

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So, dave can make fun of races and its CoC friendly, but when someone posts Carlos Mancena doing basically the same thing its a CoC violation?

Nothing meant to the OP, just wondering

Carlos Mencia steals damn near all of his material anyway. Dude isn't even that funny.

Posted: 7/30/2006 1:03:44 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So, dave can make fun of races and its CoC friendly, but when someone posts Carlos Mancena doing basically the same thing its a CoC violation?

Nothing meant to the OP, just wondering

Carlos Mencia steals damn near all of his material anyway. Dude isn't even that funny.

Not the point....I dont think either one is that funny..

Posted: 7/30/2006 1:17:56 AM EDT

[#26]

The closer to white that you are, the more offensive that racial jokes get to other races. PC doesn't always stand for personal computer.

Posted: 7/30/2006 1:22:15 AM EDT

[#27]

The TUPAC skit is the best.

Posted: 7/30/2006 2:01:39 AM EDT

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The TUPAC skit is the best.

I have not seen that one. Do you know of a link??

Posted: 7/30/2006 2:21:18 AM EDT

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The TUPAC skit is the best.

I have not seen that one. Do you know of a link??

Here is one:

http://www.nopers.com/video/776/dave_chapelle_new_tupac_song

Posted: 7/30/2006 8:05:24 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

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The TUPAC skit is the best.

I have not seen that one. Do you know of a link??

Here is one:

http://www.nopers.com/video/776/dave_chapelle_new_tupac_song

Posted: 7/30/2006 8:08:06 AM EDT

[#31]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Posted: 7/30/2006 8:17:01 AM EDT

[#32]

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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Oh hell, which clip is that??

Posted: 7/30/2006 8:27:07 AM EDT

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Quoted:

Does anyone have the link to the "Black white sepremesist"

*Link Removed anyways*

Posted: 7/30/2006 8:28:40 AM EDT

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www.videovat.com/videos/2299/dave-chappelle-gary-coleman.aspx

Posted: 7/30/2006 8:32:31 AM EDT

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Quoted:
His Samuel L Jackson beer commercial makes me blow s**t out of my nose

"How's it TASTE MotherFU**er?!!!"

It'll getchuh drunk! You'll be fuckin' fat chicks in no time!

MmMmMm MMmMMmm BITCH!

Posted: 7/30/2006 10:18:38 AM EDT

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have

Should be a direct link:
****link removed****

Oh good job, linking to a video that uses the word "ni****". Way to make your fellow gun owners look like a bunch of racists.

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:20:17 PM EDT

[#37]

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have

Should be a direct link:
Right Click Save as

I aplogize for reporting your video link via the report button. I had thought it was not allowed her to link to videos that feature the humorous use of the most hated of all racist slurs for African Americans ... "Ni**er". Per terms offered by moderator 82ndAbn (stop reporting such posts or have my account removed) I will hereby not report such actions in the future.

I wonder how mr. greywolf feels about this new policy?

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:39:21 PM EDT

[#38]

White room, 2 white girls in white dresses...

Girl 1: "Do you have anything sanatary? I'm all out and my flow is heavy"
Girl 2: "Girl, I've got somethin that'll keep that flow mutha-fuggin TIZZ`IT!"

Then the black rapper comes on selling his Rocket-Pads. Then he demonstrates how they absorb more than the leading brand by pouring a .40oz on one and Vodka on the other...

my favorite skit!

Posted: 7/30/2006 12:42:22 PM EDT

[#39]

tyrone biggums is the best
red balls!

dave as commander and chief "I got a cololition, of 40 nations, ready to roll son!"

Posted: 7/30/2006 3:33:42 PM EDT

[#40]

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tyrone biggums is the best
red balls!

dave as commander and chief "I got a cololition, of 40 nations, ready to roll son!"

Alaboombada and the Zulu nations!

If you don't like it... sanction me! Sanction me with your armies! Oh wait!! You don't HAVE an Army! You know what I would do if I didn't have an Army? I would shut the fuck up! That's what I would do. Shut.. The.. Fuck.. Up!

ETA: What if President Bush was black?

Posted: 7/30/2006 5:37:23 PM EDT

[#41]

One of my favorites:

Playa' Haters Ball

Everything is bleeped out and CoC legal...

Posted: 7/31/2006 12:32:47 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Does anyone have the link to the "Black white sepremesist"

Should be a direct link:
****link removed****

Oh good job, linking to a video that uses the word "ni****". Way to make your fellow gun owners look like a bunch of racists.

Settle down, newbie, or you might not break 50 posts.

Posted: 7/31/2006 1:09:44 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Does anyone have the link to the "Black white sepremesist"

Should be a direct link:
Right Click Save as

I aplogize for reporting your video link via the report button. I had thought it was not allowed her to link to videos that feature the humorous use of the most hated of all racist slurs for African Americans ... "Ni**er". Per terms offered by moderator 82ndAbn (stop reporting such posts or have my account removed) I will hereby not report such actions in the future.

I wonder how mr. greywolf feels about this new policy?

It's fucking comedy, learn to laugh

Posted: 7/31/2006 5:26:01 AM EDT

[#44]

Top three skits:

Wayne Brady

Rick James

Puppet Show - VD "We are the crabs, we'll pinch your nads."

Posted: 7/31/2006 5:37:43 AM EDT

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Puppet Show - VD "We are the crabs, we'll pinch your nads."

Holy hell

Posted: 7/31/2006 6:00:43 AM EDT

[#46]

The reparations skits was hillarious!

Tron: Clackity clackity clack! I had a hot hand in a dice game!

Posted: 7/31/2006 6:19:23 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Just don't watch the lost episodes. There is a reason why they were "lost".

Yup, they SUCKED! I think the cribs skit was the only partial funny one. The rest were just sad.

"This here is diamonds. I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat. Two reasons- one, it's the most baller shit you could possibly do to your food, and two,...it makes my dookie twinkle man!" - Dave Chappelle

Posted: 7/31/2006 6:48:29 AM EDT

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Guys...a few of my favorites are:

Prince and basketball

Black George Bush (Sanction me...go head...SANCTION ME! What's that? You don't have an army...oh, then you need to STFU!)

Real World

And how could we forget, "America loves Wayne Brady because...he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X."

Hax

Posted: 7/31/2006 7:00:47 AM EDT

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Quoted:

Does anyone have the link to the "Black white sepremesist"

Should be a direct link:
****link removed****

Oh good job, linking to a video that uses the word "ni****". Way to make your fellow gun owners look like a bunch of racists.

Settle down, newbie, or you might not break 50 posts.

Well I removed my link anyways. I'd hate for anyone to laugh.

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