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Posted: 9/14/2005 4:49:18 PM EDT
I may start dating some chicks at my screwl (there is no short supply of babes here) anyone have any serious advice on dating?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:50:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 4:50:43 PM EDT by Rodent]
Don't pick your nose and eat it?
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:51:41 PM EDT
Man, you're asking the wrong people.

Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:52:54 PM EDT
screwl?

Advice? Say nothing. Ask questions. Make her laugh.

Not that I'm one to give advice.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:55:12 PM EDT
yea

don't let her move in
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:55:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
screwl?


Thats what I call school!
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:57:53 PM EDT
Don't put your Johnson into anything you aren't willing to have a child with.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 4:58:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Don't pick your nose and eat it?



Good advice. If you have trouble with that one maybe you should wait a bit before dating.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:03:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Don't put your Johnson into anything you aren't willing to have a child with.



Always wear a raincoat.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:07:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 5:07:39 PM EDT by Jasba]

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
I may start dating some chicks at my screwl (there is no short supply of babes here) anyone have any serious advice on dating?



Yeah, be yourself and have the confidence to approach the mega hotties.......they don't get asked out by "regular" guys at all. I wish I would have known 15 years ago what I know now........I was way too shy and missed out on alot of good times with girls that I later found out had crushes on me......if I would have only asked.......
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:08:02 PM EDT
Always leave them wanting more.
Let them think you are real interested, then don't call for a day or two.
However - this only applies to getting them to date you.
Once you start dating - no games, just be yourself.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:14:18 PM EDT
Lamer.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:18:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2005 5:19:11 PM EDT by giacutter]

Originally Posted By raven:
Man, you're asking the wrong people.





Ya got that one right.

This is where you come in 5 years to tell us about how she took all your stuff and is leaving, it appears.


BTW, raven, I hope you get your avatar back up soon. One of my favorite.



Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:20:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Man, you're asking the wrong people.



No friggin' kidding.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:21:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By raven:
Man, you're asking the wrong people.



No friggin' kidding.




+2
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:28:40 PM EDT
I've been a nice guy my whole life, look where it's gotten me. But I know some real asshole guys, and they don't seem to have any trouble with the women. Maybe try being an asshole!





Note: Lots of sarcasm in above post.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:30:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JustinOK34:
I've been a nice guy my whole life, look where it's gotten me. But I know some real asshole guys, and they don't seem to have any trouble with the women. Maybe try being an asshole!




All I can say is, it's worked for me.
Link Posted: 9/14/2005 5:31:14 PM EDT
Always treat a lady like a whore, and treat a whore like a lady
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 1:35:51 PM EDT
Anyone else!?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 1:41:02 PM EDT
Once it gets serious, and you need to meet her family, bring this...

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 1:41:14 PM EDT
Ask Inuhbadhayburhood or Clean_Cut

The­y'll tell you what NOT to do...
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 1:41:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
Anyone else!?



Bang as many chicks as you possiby can.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 1:45:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
I may start dating some chicks at my screwl (there is no short supply of babes here) anyone have any serious advice on dating?




Which Jr. High School do you attend?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 1:47:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
I may start dating some chicks at my screwl (there is no short supply of babes here) anyone have any serious advice on dating?




Which Jr. High School do you attend?


Link Posted: 9/15/2005 1:53:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
I may start dating some chicks at my screwl (there is no short supply of babes here) anyone have any serious advice on dating?




Which Jr. High School do you attend?



The funny thing is he just might get more ass than you
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 2:16:58 PM EDT
Don't tell them how much you like pulling your pud
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 2:19:25 PM EDT
Number one rule is....

Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quiquor.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 2:21:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
I may start dating some chicks at my screwl (there is no short supply of babes here) anyone have any serious advice on dating?



ludes..
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 2:24:16 PM EDT
Don't marry one of 'em. Just don't.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 2:28:39 PM EDT
AFAIK mouths can't get pregnant...remember that...
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 6:27:23 PM EDT
Yeah right, I'm about to score with a chick a year older than me and I tell her how much I jerk off, Fat Chance!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 6:29:13 PM EDT
Loudoun valley "home of the vikings" The best damn football team in the entire state!
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 6:53:23 PM EDT
wait. you just now decided out of the blue that you wanted to nail all the girls at your school?

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:05:42 PM EDT
I say "No"... go to the bathroom and rub one out.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:51:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By shootemup:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
I may start dating some chicks at my screwl (there is no short supply of babes here) anyone have any serious advice on dating?




Which Jr. High School do you attend?



The funny thing is he just might get more ass than you



Funny thing is 4xys2xxs is a lady.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:11:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 1:14:26 AM EDT by luger355]
get your self a few big sloppy dogs, a log cabin in the hills and a very good stil.
begin writing your manafesto ASAP

all the good wemenz are taken.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:15:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
Yeah right, I'm about to score with a chick a year older than me and I tell her how much I jerk off, Fat Chance!



Wear your jimmy hat. Don't mess around with foreplay. Let her know up front what you want and expect. Keep it light. If you must call afterward, make it a booty call. Never try to make a good impression. Just be who you are. Never blow off your friends for a female unless you are 100% certain to get laid, then hook up with your buds after the deed is done. Always hit it one last time before you dump her. Then screw her best friend or Mom or both if possible.
Better still, screw her best friend or her mom or both then hit it one last time then tell her about hitting her best friend or mom or both when you are dumping her.

Treat them like shit and they can't get enough of you.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:51:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 1:51:56 AM EDT by MouseBoy]
Tell them right up front................ as long as you have a face, they have a place to sit
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:12:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sukebe:

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
Yeah right, I'm about to score with a chick a year older than me and I tell her how much I jerk off, Fat Chance!



Wear your jimmy hat. Don't mess around with foreplay. Let her know up front what you want and expect. Keep it light. If you must call afterward, make it a booty call. Never try to make a good impression. Just be who you are. Never blow off your friends for a female unless you are 100% certain to get laid, then hook up with your buds after the deed is done. Always hit it one last time before you dump her. Then screw her best friend or Mom or both if possible.
Better still, screw her best friend or her mom or both then hit it one last time then tell her about hitting her best friend or mom or both when you are dumping her.

Treat them like shit and they can't get enough of you.



And I wonder why some women don't trust guys...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:40:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 4:42:40 AM EDT by Backstop]
Make sure you have a substantial retirement fund and some nice material possessions before you get married.

That way when they dump you, you can give them everything.

You wouldn't want to send them back out into the dangerous world empty handed, would you?

This has worked out quite nicely for me, and really kept my level of guilt manageable.

EDIT: I even surprised myself with the bitterness in the above...sheesh
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:48:24 AM EDT
Man, there are some bitter men on this thread.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:51:04 AM EDT
Don't let them know you like boys.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:14:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
I may start dating some chicks at my screwl (there is no short supply of babes here) anyone have any serious advice on dating?



Hey man,
If anyone hasn't mentioned it yet, subscribe and read some of David D's newsletters. It's a big eye opener and this stuff really works.

DYD

Be well.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 10:32:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gunchyck:
Man, there are some bitter men on this thread.




Experience was a mean teacher.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:44:57 PM EDT
Nope a few I like, One I really like and am willing to work toward!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:55:16 PM EDT
Tell them you look at Playboy Magazine to get ideas for new positions . . . and you want to try some of those positions on them. But wear a rubber!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:57:41 PM EDT
I dont ever get dates and have no advice.


You can alwways be a loser like me
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:10:07 PM EDT
Be yourself and tell em exactly how feel. If they don't like ya for who ya are, there are lots more choices out there. Have fun and enjoy dating.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:12:14 PM EDT
Do I what I do to pick up chicks, scope out your local girl scouts chapter and drive by with some candy.



You'll be a hit, shit with my girl I get free cookies


troop 118 baby!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:18:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
I dont ever get dates and have no advice.

You can alwways be a loser like me


Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:24:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
Do I what I do to pick up chicks, scope out your local girl scouts chapter and drive by with some candy.



You'll be a hit, shit with my girl I get free cookies


troop 118 baby!




ooooh, sooooooooooo wronnngggg
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