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Posted: 3/15/2006 2:53:35 PM EDT
What do you identify with?

The Hustle

Electric Slide

Macarena

Hokey Pokey?

Horizontal Mambo?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:56:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Me a "write-in" two step? Usually slow at that!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:57:51 PM EDT
[#2]
Those are all the F**KED UP dances you had to do with some chick so you could do the Horizontal Mombo!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:58:51 PM EDT
[#3]
I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.


Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:59:28 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Those are all the F**KED UP dances you had to do with some chick so you could do the Horizontal Mombo!



Am I Soooooo obvious?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 3:00:27 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.





You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 3:01:04 PM EDT
[#6]
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 3:03:11 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.





You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............



LOL, made me spit out my water damn you!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 3:05:22 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?



Easiest way to get laid when you're in a foreign port in a country you can't speak the language, go to the bar, buy some drinks, ask girls to dance....SOP.


Link Posted: 3/15/2006 3:13:29 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............





I cannot wait to use that
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 3:26:09 PM EDT
[#10]
The PeeWee Herman?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 3:30:30 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
The PeeWee Herman?



Excellent write-in!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 3:40:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Lap


Link Posted: 3/15/2006 7:10:27 PM EDT
[#13]
DOTFA - Dance of the Flaming Asshole.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:24:36 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?




Hokey Pokey.

Hokey.

Pokey.

Hands on hips, falls to rump, rubs rump - soon a bone jump.

Or something like that, I was alway too drunk to remember.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:25:52 AM EDT
[#15]
I do the Hokie Pokie
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:05:11 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
I do the Hokie Pokie



I was wondering when you'd apply yourself.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:06:38 AM EDT
[#17]
I'm doin' the Happy Dance...
I'm doin' the Happy Dance...
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:06:51 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I do the Hokie Pokie



I was wondering when you'd apply yourself.



I apply myself whenever possible LD!
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:13:54 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?



That's what it's all about.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:48:16 AM EDT
[#20]
I think the dance to The Birdie Song is hotter myself.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:07:51 AM EDT
[#21]
What no shake your booty?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:10:27 AM EDT
[#22]
I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms.  It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.

That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:12:39 AM EDT
[#23]
The dance I identify with would probably be "The Seizure Brought On By A Vigorous Tasing"

Seriously, when I "dance", people rush to put something in my mouth so I don't swallow my tongue.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:14:37 AM EDT
[#24]
Interesting the things you learn about people on here, huh?  
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:30:58 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms.  It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.

That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.



 
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:35:38 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms.  It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.

That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.



 www.fastdirectory.net/smile/speedbanana.gif



Seems we practice the same yoga!
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:07:11 AM EDT
[#27]


Hmm... you guys at the local disco?

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:16:32 AM EDT
[#28]
thatsa lotta bananas
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:04:10 PM EDT
[#29]
"The Dance of the Flaming Assholes"...........
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 4:08:35 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
"The Dance of the Flaming Assholes"...........



What is that???
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:13:29 AM EDT
[#31]
tightly roll up a four ft. long 'fuze' of toilet paper...drop trou. hold one end with butt cheeks, light the other...dance your ass off...first one to drop the 'fuze', buys the beer!!!!!  
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 11:12:46 AM EDT
[#32]
I do the Cabbage Patch
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:36:03 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
tightly roll up a four ft. long 'fuze' of toilet paper...drop trou. hold one end with butt cheeks, light the other...dance your ass off...first one to drop the 'fuze', buys the beer!!!!!  



Oh,
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:40:57 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
What do you identify with?

The Hustle

Electric Slide

Macarena

Hokey Pokey?

Horizontal Mambo?



Somebody is having a brokeback moment
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 6:42:45 PM EDT
[#35]
i'm a white boy.... i dont dance
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