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Posted: 3/15/2006 1:53:35 PM EST
What do you identify with?

The Hustle

Electric Slide

Macarena

Hokey Pokey?

Horizontal Mambo?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 1:56:30 PM EST
Me a "write-in" two step? Usually slow at that!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 1:57:51 PM EST
Those are all the F**KED UP dances you had to do with some chick so you could do the Horizontal Mombo!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 1:58:51 PM EST
I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.


Link Posted: 3/15/2006 1:59:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By BOBK48:
Those are all the F**KED UP dances you had to do with some chick so you could do the Horizontal Mombo!



Am I Soooooo obvious?

Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:00:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hellraiser:
I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.





You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:01:04 PM EST
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:03:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By callgood:

Originally Posted By Hellraiser:
I only "danced" to get laid, if you can even call it dancing, more like drunk shuffling. Glad I got married and don't have to dance for pie anymore.





You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............



LOL, made me spit out my water damn you!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:05:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ginger:
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?



Easiest way to get laid when you're in a foreign port in a country you can't speak the language, go to the bar, buy some drinks, ask girls to dance....SOP.


Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:13:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By callgood:
You should have tried the "Dirty Elephant." You pull out your trouser pockets for the ears............





I cannot wait to use that
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:26:09 PM EST
The PeeWee Herman?
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:30:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By anachronism:
The PeeWee Herman?



Excellent write-in!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:40:13 PM EST
Lap


Link Posted: 3/15/2006 6:10:27 PM EST
DOTFA - Dance of the Flaming Asshole.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 3:24:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ginger:
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?




Hokey Pokey.

Hokey.

Pokey.

Hands on hips, falls to rump, rubs rump - soon a bone jump.

Or something like that, I was alway too drunk to remember.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 3:25:52 AM EST
I do the Hokie Pokie
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:05:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I do the Hokie Pokie



I was wondering when you'd apply yourself.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:06:38 AM EST
I'm doin' the Happy Dance...
I'm doin' the Happy Dance...
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:06:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lion_Dog:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I do the Hokie Pokie



I was wondering when you'd apply yourself.



I apply myself whenever possible LD!
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:13:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ginger:
You guys had to do the hokey pokey to get laid?



That's what it's all about.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:48:16 AM EST
I think the dance to The Birdie Song is hotter myself.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:07:51 AM EST
What no shake your booty?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:10:27 AM EST
I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms. It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.

That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:12:39 AM EST
The dance I identify with would probably be "The Seizure Brought On By A Vigorous Tasing"

Seriously, when I "dance", people rush to put something in my mouth so I don't swallow my tongue.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:14:37 AM EST
Interesting the things you learn about people on here, huh?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:30:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms. It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.

That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.



Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:35:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2006 5:36:06 AM EST by Hokie]

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I cluck like a chicken and flap my arms. It's sorta like a mating ritual in the Hokie house.

That, or dance like the banana as I chase her around the house.



www.fastdirectory.net/smile/speedbanana.gif



Seems we practice the same yoga!
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:07:11 AM EST


Hmm... you guys at the local disco?

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:16:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2006 6:29:48 AM EST by Hokie]
thatsa lotta bananas
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 4:04:10 PM EST
"The Dance of the Flaming Assholes"...........
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 3:08:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By DOFCOD:
"The Dance of the Flaming Assholes"...........



What is that???
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 9:13:29 AM EST
tightly roll up a four ft. long 'fuze' of toilet paper...drop trou. hold one end with butt cheeks, light the other...dance your ass off...first one to drop the 'fuze', buys the beer!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 10:12:46 AM EST
I do the Cabbage Patch
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:36:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By DOFCOD:
tightly roll up a four ft. long 'fuze' of toilet paper...drop trou. hold one end with butt cheeks, light the other...dance your ass off...first one to drop the 'fuze', buys the beer!!!!!



Oh,
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:40:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lion_Dog:
What do you identify with?

The Hustle

Electric Slide

Macarena

Hokey Pokey?

Horizontal Mambo?



Somebody is having a brokeback moment
Link Posted: 3/17/2006 5:42:45 PM EST
i'm a white boy.... i dont dance
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