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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:56:07 PM EDT

This one may take a while

Typical army supply system

Posted: 9/10/2013 2:57:08 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/10/2013 2:57:19 PM EDT

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OMFG missing gear statement and shoot the dumb fuck.

Jesus.

I knew they'd do anything but this is 100% political, I lost gear and it's not hard, you get a signature and they dock pay, done.

ETA: it appears this may be a joke.

Posted: 9/10/2013 2:58:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/10/2013 3:00:04 PM EDT

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It's not possible to delay anyone's death indefinitely.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:01:05 PM EDT

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Good. He wants to be martyred. Let him sit in a cell being paralyzed.

ETA: Read the link first.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:01:09 PM EDT

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We are our own worse enemy.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:01:38 PM EDT

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Just add it all up and dock his pay.

Fuck...how hard is this to resolve?

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:04:47 PM EDT

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Can't. He's already been reduced to zero pay as part of his sentance. The DFAS system will never get the amount owed cleared out and that will prevent finance from signing his outprocessing paperwork.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:07:54 PM EDT

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Fuckin Duffelblog

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:08:10 PM EDT

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You just try to tell that to an Army Supply Clerk.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:09:44 PM EDT

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where do I donate money to buy new stuff to turn in for him ?

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:09:58 PM EDT

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Nice tits on the blonde at the home page.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:12:04 PM EDT

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Fuckin' cif

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:12:06 PM EDT

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Duffel blog seems like the Onion of military parody reporting.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:15:20 PM EDT

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duffel_Blog

"The Duffel Blog is an American military news satire organization featuring satirical articles reporting on US military news. It is often described as "the military version of The Onion."

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:15:41 PM EDT

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I read the link and was certain it was satire.....

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:15:43 PM EDT

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Some of you guys.....

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:16:37 PM EDT

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ETA, didn't know it was though. Glad to find out my instincts were right.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:19:37 PM EDT

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Some of you people. They'll just survey all the missing stuff. Sheesh.

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:26:26 PM EDT

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gotta love the duffelblog

the manning/hasan sentencing mix-up is even better
or the miley cyrus article

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:28:58 PM EDT

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It is just impossible to tell anymore.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/08/admin-error-hasan-manning/

Posted: 9/10/2013 3:37:15 PM EDT

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As a guy who deals with the OTHER end of the CIF incompetence, I say "Well played, Duffel Blog. Well played."

Posted: 9/10/2013 4:11:38 PM EDT

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Can't. He's already been reduced to zero pay as part of his sentance. The DFAS system will never get the amount owed cleared out and that will prevent finance from signing his outprocessing paperwork.

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Just add it all up and dock his pay.

Fuck...how hard is this to resolve?

Can't. He's already been reduced to zero pay as part of his sentance. The DFAS system will never get the amount owed cleared out and that will prevent finance from signing his outprocessing paperwork.

We have been paying him up til now...that money had to go somewhere....just seize the fucking account....or execute him and send a bill to his family to pay what he owes.

Edit...Fuckin' Duffelblog...I really need to look at the headers on these sites.

Posted: 9/10/2013 4:13:50 PM EDT

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Duffleblog for the win! Thanks Piccolo.

Posted: 9/10/2013 4:17:35 PM EDT

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You don't know the power of Central issue Facility

Posted: 9/10/2013 4:17:51 PM EDT

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Awesome. Let that martyr wanting piece of shit rot in a fucking wheelchair as long as possible. I hope my tax dollars keep him alive for generations of wannabe martyrs to witness his sloth, rot, and misery. That or nail him naked to a tree and crucify him.

Posted: 9/10/2013 4:31:36 PM EDT

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You just try to tell that to an Army Supply Clerk.

ESPECIALLY a Sp/4!

Posted: 9/10/2013 5:37:43 PM EDT

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What the fuck?
When did Duffelblog go legit and start reporting actual and true stories.

CIF is Satan's most successful plan yet.
I hate it.

Monk

Posted: 9/10/2013 5:41:32 PM EDT

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I would like to suggest that he is shaven to death, if in fact such a thing is possible

Posted: 9/10/2013 6:07:56 PM EDT

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Well. They could just drop a Hasan over Bagdad! He aint got no flying carpet!

Posted: 9/10/2013 6:17:26 PM EDT

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Nah, Duffelblog is the real military, just two years in the future

Posted: 9/10/2013 6:23:57 PM EDT

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We have been paying him up til now...that money had to go somewhere....just seize the fucking account....or execute him and send a bill to his family to pay what he owes.

Edit...Fuckin' Duffelblog...I really need to look at the headers on these sites.

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Just add it all up and dock his pay.

Fuck...how hard is this to resolve?

Can't. He's already been reduced to zero pay as part of his sentance. The DFAS system will never get the amount owed cleared out and that will prevent finance from signing his outprocessing paperwork.

We have been paying him up til now...that money had to go somewhere....just seize the fucking account....or execute him and send a bill to his family to pay what he owes.

Edit...Fuckin' Duffelblog...I really need to look at the headers on these sites.

Posted: 9/10/2013 6:29:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/10/2013 7:02:56 PM EDT

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You don't screw with CIF. Does he have to clear ISR as well?

Posted: 9/10/2013 7:05:16 PM EDT

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There are some dumbasses in this thread. There seriously needs to be an official ar15.com coloring book.

Posted: 9/10/2013 7:11:26 PM EDT

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Paging Colonel Shaw.

Edited: Colonel Shaw probably doesn't know what a page is. Somebody send a runner.

Posted: 9/10/2013 7:11:34 PM EDT

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There is: Arfcom 101

Posted: 9/10/2013 7:17:24 PM EDT

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I had to look at the source after I read the article. I was starting to get pissed because I could actually see something like this happening.

In my defense I was a part of the peacetime Army.