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Posted: 9/10/2013 1:56:07 PM EST
This one may take a while

Typical army supply system
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Link Posted: 9/10/2013 1:57:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2013 1:59:48 PM EST by GrapeFruit91]
OMFG missing gear statement and shoot the dumb fuck.

Jesus.

I knew they'd do anything but this is 100% political, I lost gear and it's not hard, you get a signature and they dock pay, done.

ETA: it appears this may be a joke.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 1:58:41 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:00:04 PM EST
It's not possible to delay anyone's death indefinitely.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:01:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2013 2:02:02 PM EST by AR4U]
Good. He wants to be martyred. Let him sit in a cell being paralyzed.

ETA: Read the link first.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:01:09 PM EST
We are our own worse enemy.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:01:38 PM EST
Just add it all up and dock his pay.

Fuck...how hard is this to resolve?
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:04:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Chris0013:
Just add it all up and dock his pay.

Fuck...how hard is this to resolve?
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Can't. He's already been reduced to zero pay as part of his sentance. The DFAS system will never get the amount owed cleared out and that will prevent finance from signing his outprocessing paperwork.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:07:54 PM EST
Fuckin Duffelblog
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:08:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:09:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2013 2:10:08 PM EST by Shung]
where do I donate money to buy new stuff to turn in for him ?
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:09:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2013 2:10:24 PM EST by MonkTx]
Nice tits on the blonde at the home page.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:12:04 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Palm:
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Fuckin' cif
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:12:06 PM EST


Duffel blog seems like the Onion of military parody reporting.

Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:15:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dagger41:


Duffel blog seems like the Onion of military parody reporting.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duffel_Blog

"The Duffel Blog is an American military news satire organization featuring satirical articles reporting on US military news. It is often described as "the military version of The Onion."
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:15:41 PM EST
I read the link and was certain it was satire.....
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:15:43 PM EST
Some of you guys.....

Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:16:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By HERB13:
I read the link and was certain it was satire.....
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ETA, didn't know it was though. Glad to find out my instincts were right.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:19:37 PM EST
Some of you people. They'll just survey all the missing stuff. Sheesh.


Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:26:26 PM EST
gotta love the duffelblog

the manning/hasan sentencing mix-up is even better
or the miley cyrus article
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:28:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2013 2:30:33 PM EST by broken_reticle]
It is just impossible to tell anymore.


http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/08/admin-error-hasan-manning/


Link Posted: 9/10/2013 2:37:15 PM EST
As a guy who deals with the OTHER end of the CIF incompetence, I say "Well played, Duffel Blog. Well played."
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 3:11:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2013 3:16:59 PM EST by Chris0013]
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Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:

Can't. He's already been reduced to zero pay as part of his sentance. The DFAS system will never get the amount owed cleared out and that will prevent finance from signing his outprocessing paperwork.
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Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Originally Posted By Chris0013:
Just add it all up and dock his pay.

Fuck...how hard is this to resolve?

Can't. He's already been reduced to zero pay as part of his sentance. The DFAS system will never get the amount owed cleared out and that will prevent finance from signing his outprocessing paperwork.


We have been paying him up til now...that money had to go somewhere....just seize the fucking account....or execute him and send a bill to his family to pay what he owes.

Edit...Fuckin' Duffelblog...I really need to look at the headers on these sites.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 3:13:50 PM EST
Duffleblog for the win! Thanks Piccolo.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 3:17:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
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You don't know the power of Central issue Facility
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 3:17:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By piccolo:
This one may take a while

Typical army supply system
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Awesome. Let that martyr wanting piece of shit rot in a fucking wheelchair as long as possible. I hope my tax dollars keep him alive for generations of wannabe martyrs to witness his sloth, rot, and misery. That or nail him naked to a tree and crucify him.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 3:31:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
You just try to tell that to an Army Supply Clerk.
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Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
It's not possible to delay anyone's death indefinitely.
You just try to tell that to an Army Supply Clerk.



ESPECIALLY a Sp/4!
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 4:37:43 PM EST
What the fuck?
When did Duffelblog go legit and start reporting actual and true stories.







CIF is Satan's most successful plan yet.
I hate it.


Monk

Link Posted: 9/10/2013 4:41:32 PM EST
I would like to suggest that he is shaven to death, if in fact such a thing is possible
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 5:07:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2013 5:08:34 PM EST by Ret_Puddle_Pirate]
Well. They could just drop a Hasan over Bagdad! He aint got no flying carpet!
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 5:17:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dagger41:


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Nah, Duffelblog is the real military, just two years in the future
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 5:23:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Chris0013:


We have been paying him up til now...that money had to go somewhere....just seize the fucking account....or execute him and send a bill to his family to pay what he owes.

Edit...Fuckin' Duffelblog...I really need to look at the headers on these sites.
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Originally Posted By Chris0013:
Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Originally Posted By Chris0013:
Just add it all up and dock his pay.

Fuck...how hard is this to resolve?

Can't. He's already been reduced to zero pay as part of his sentance. The DFAS system will never get the amount owed cleared out and that will prevent finance from signing his outprocessing paperwork.


We have been paying him up til now...that money had to go somewhere....just seize the fucking account....or execute him and send a bill to his family to pay what he owes.

Edit...Fuckin' Duffelblog...I really need to look at the headers on these sites.

Link Posted: 9/10/2013 5:29:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 6:02:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By piccolo:
This one may take a while

Typical army supply system
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You don't screw with CIF. Does he have to clear ISR as well?
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 6:05:16 PM EST
There are some dumbasses in this thread. There seriously needs to be an official ar15.com coloring book.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 6:11:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2013 6:17:56 PM EST by happycynic]
Paging Colonel Shaw.



Edited: Colonel Shaw probably doesn't know what a page is. Somebody send a runner.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 6:11:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By bcw107:
There are some dumbasses in this thread. There seriously needs to be an official ar15.com coloring book.
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There is: Arfcom 101
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 6:17:24 PM EST
I had to look at the source after I read the article. I was starting to get pissed because I could actually see something like this happening.

In my defense I was a part of the peacetime Army.
Link Posted: 9/10/2013 6:20:38 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/10/2013 6:44:39 PM EST
Nor sure what is funnier. The article or the guys who didn't get it. :-)
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