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Posted: 12/27/2003 6:27:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2003 6:29:21 AM EDT by raven]
lunatics.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=960877

Some of them say "I dont think they did.  But if it was possible, they'd do it in a heartbeat."
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 6:30:07 AM EDT
I don't even want to know....
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 6:36:00 AM EDT
[size=6][red]ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY NEO-CON'S...![/red][/size=6]
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 6:39:27 AM EDT
The earthquake machine is supposed to be top secret.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 6:46:48 AM EDT
You mean he didn't? [;D]





[devil]
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 6:51:44 AM EDT
Well I have been wondering if a secret starwars program was being tested, the earthquake in Iran, the gas explosion in China etc, etc.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 7:01:02 AM EDT
seriosly he did! how you say? buy our tanks rumbleing towards them to kick there ass next.
[50]
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 7:22:00 AM EDT
DU will buy anything except the truth.

Then what do you want from a bunch of red diaper doper babies.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 7:26:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cyanide:
Well I have been wondering if a secret starwars program was being tested, the earthquake in Iran, the gas explosion in China etc, etc.
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Put down the Dale Brown book and back away slowly...
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 7:31:51 AM EDT
Come one guys, I just spoke to my friend who has top secret triple alpha, bravo, charlie, delta clearance. He answers only to the president, but trust me with the most secret missions he goes on. He said they implanted a global thermal water condenser in Iran in 1943, they needed to prepare for future problems you see.

Anyway, this water thingy is designed to suck all the water out of Iran and ship it to the US, in the process it creates an earthquake. Best of both the worlds, we get more water, they get a desert.

Please do not tell anyone this is top secret.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 7:35:37 AM EDT
Art Bell Said it it must be true.

mike
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 7:39:33 AM EDT
cool, i've always thought we should have an earthquake weapon [rofl2]
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 7:42:10 AM EDT
Bam is the city where many of the Al Queda that Iran is thought to be sheltering are living, including possibly some of Bin Laden's sons.  

GunLvr
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 9:16:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD:
Bam is the city where many of the Al Queda that Iran is thought to be sheltering are living, including possibly some of Bin Laden's sons.  

GunLvr
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Hmmm.  God's punishment perhaps?  OOPS, my bad.  I forgot that the Libs have been trying to take God out of everything.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 9:19:08 AM EDT
Anybody check to see if Rosie slipped again?
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 9:54:27 AM EDT
Somebody's been watching Under Siege 2 far too  much.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 9:55:14 AM EDT
We not saying anything about the Hurricane Device either - right?
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 10:15:39 AM EDT
Man, I wish I had the power to create earth quakes!


Just think of the bennifits to our industries!
No more ladders to pick fruit from trees. We would not have a use for illegal migrant farm workers as the pick up could be done by machines!
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 11:00:19 AM EDT
Aonther thread:

"Iranian Earthquake:  Bush did it, but how?"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=961876
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 11:11:45 AM EDT

[b]DU[/b] = [whacko][BD][%|][whacko]
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 11:12:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cyanide:
Well I have been wondering if a secret starwars program was being tested, the earthquake in Iran, the gas explosion in China etc, etc.
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If there is a secret program, you'd better reinforce the tinfoil in your hat.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 11:15:33 AM EDT
Heh. According to those loonies, Bush is responsible for everything except for the booming economy and the lack of terrorist attacks.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 11:47:47 AM EDT
Well, I have to admit it crossed my paranoid mind...

Unti l I hear that cyanide and DU think it. Now I know I was high or something!
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 12:03:59 PM EDT
I think ALLAH has had it with those fools and is spanking them
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 12:11:43 PM EDT
DU believes Bush caused the Iran earthquake
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Damn straight!.....

After accusing him of hiding Bin Laden in the White House closet.....what next?


Order the killing of Tracy Petterson or Gang Bang with Micheal Jackson?


LOL! [ROTFL]





Link Posted: 12/27/2003 12:19:31 PM EDT
[ROFL]  

Gezzz.... They don't let me post anymore.

The DU could be next, with the Pin Point Earth Shaker.....Man I would like to post that.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 12:20:34 PM EDT
REALLY [shock]

Lets see..........
Cuba
China
N.Korea
Iraq and Afgan.
France
Canada, no wait Quebec
who else needs a SHAKEDOWN. Hey PUTIN, Feel This ![;D]
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 4:23:17 PM EDT
OMFG!  Did you guys go over there to the DU and read what some of those crazy paranoid bastards have to say?  They really are out of their fucking minds!  What a bunch of toons!  Some are just stupid...but some are apparently somewhat edumicated...and STILL stupid.

This is so crazy.  Today...while Miz LWilde were tootling around in my truck, I said that somehow the liberals are going to try and pin the quake on Dubya.  So...here ya go.

My God...is THIS what the Democratic Party has come to?  [whacko]
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 4:37:12 PM EDT
They have it all wrong. It was NASA not Bush.  Hasn't anyone ever seen Conspiracy Theory with Mel Gibson?
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 4:42:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/27/2003 4:48:32 PM EDT by raven]
I figured out how Bush creates earthquakes.  You see, when he created earth, he formed plates of the earth's surface would join along fault lines.  He strategically placed these to coincide where his country's enemies would be when he became president from 2000-2004, so he could strike them and kill civillians without taking the blame from anyone, except for partisan liberals at DU who are aware of the diabolic and omnipotent power that George W Bush wields.
Link Posted: 12/27/2003 4:53:36 PM EDT
Bam - What an appropiate name for a city thats having an earthquake. I hope iran has more cities with similar names. Splatt, Squash, Boom.
Link Posted: 12/28/2003 8:07:18 AM EDT
I want a hurricane shooter! An earthquake gun and a Star Blaster missle.


What a bunch of complete ass-hats!
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