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Posted: 10/8/2007 4:24:57 PM EST



Chili with beans and cheese.
Bud Light in frosty mug.
CRKT M16-13z $17 from steepandcheap.
Tabasco
Partagas Miniatures
Zippo TWA lighter given to my Grandpa in 1955 for his work on a 404 Martin.
Tape Measure
Toothpick
Spoon
S&W M&P 340 13.3oz .357magnum w/speed loader
DPMS AR lower, Bushmaster upper and freefloated 20" 5.56 barrel, Leupold 3.9 scope.
Pink Crocs
Mandatory foot in pic.
Back up pic in case first doesn't work.


Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:27:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 4:27:37 PM EST by Kylaer_]
Nice chili, nice rifle, and damn that is one ugly foot; you're supposed to wear socks for the photos, don't you know that? 9/10, subtracting one point for bare foot.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:27:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kylaer_:
Nice chili, nice rifle, and damn that is one ugly foot, you're supposed to wear socks for the photos, don't you know that? 9/10, subtracting one point for bare foot.


I had to stand on a LADDER to get that shot!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:28:13 PM EST
fail.


dinner pic = food + gun/s


its the breakfast pics that you can do all the silly stuff with.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:28:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By glockaboom:
img165.imageshack.us/img165/368/dinner004vv9.jpg


Chili with beans and cheese.
Bud Light in frosty mug. FAIL
CRKT M16-13z $17 from steepandcheap.
Tabasco
Partagas Miniatures EXTRA PTS
Zippo TWA lighter given to my Grandpa in 1955 for his work on a 404 Martin.
Tape Measure FAIL
Toothpick
Spoon
S&W M&P 340 13.3oz .357magnum w/speed loader
DPMS AR lower, Bushmaster upper and freefloated 20" 5.56 barrel, Leupold 3.9 scope.
Pink Crocs
Mandatory foot in pic.
Back up pic in case first doesn't work.


i18.photobucket.com/albums/b123/rebelceb/dinner004.jpg
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:29:09 PM EST
FAIL!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:29:22 PM EST
Your rifle's missing a forward assist, and a port cover (or is the port on the other side?).
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:29:30 PM EST
No napkin = FAIL.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:31:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By Subconscious:
Your rifle's missing a forward assist, and a port cover (or is the port on the other side?).


Never came with either. It's a low 3,000's serial number, that may be why.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:31:05 PM EST
-1 for beans in chili
-1 for tape measure
-1 for shoes on the table
-1 for no napkin

Solid 6
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:33:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 4:34:16 PM EST by Bloencustoms]
Imagine "Family Feud" is on the television, and someone gets an answer wrong. They display a big X on the screen. The sound you hear that accopmanies that X is the sound I heard when I saw the abomination that is a pair of pink crocs in close proximity to guns, beer, and chili. (I won't even get into how wrong it is to have beans floating around in there.)

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:35:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 4:35:57 PM EST by FightingHellfish]
Cheap beer...pink crocs...your god damn foot..you're eating on some kind of work bench...that cheap nasty Louisiana hot piss is laying on it's side (why?)... you need a pocket knife to eat chilli beans ?(probably from a can?)...what the hell are you gonna measure at dinner (with a ladies tape too)...

DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!!

try again tomorrow.

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:35:43 PM EST
Chili with beans and cheese. -1 for the beans
Bud Light in frosty mug. -1 for crappy beer
CRKT M16-13z $17 from steepandcheap.
Tabasco
Partagas Miniatures
Zippo TWA lighter given to my Grandpa in 1955 for his work on a 404 Martin.
Tape Measure
Toothpick
Spoon
S&W M&P 340 13.3oz .357magnum w/speed loader
DPMS AR lower, Bushmaster upper and freefloated 20" 5.56 barrel, Leupold 3.9 scope.
Pink Crocs -2
Mandatory foot in pic. -1
-1 no napkin
-1 no spare mags


3/10
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:36:04 PM EST
Chili looks good......but you lose points for the ghey shoes.

5.5
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:36:36 PM EST
10? Not hardly.

Measuring device = automatic 0.

Your nasty ass foot on the counter =

This dinner pic = fail.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:37:13 PM EST
Are you allowed to rate your own pic?
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:37:19 PM EST
tried too hard=fail


and you cant rate your own pic
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:37:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 4:38:30 PM EST by bumpus]
You're trying too hard.

ETA: anjan beat me to it by seconds!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:39:21 PM EST
Can I come over? I live in Kansas too!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:39:26 PM EST
You failed miserably.

Why??

No Titanium Spork, that's why.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:40:50 PM EST
-1 for bean soup
-1 for small portion

8/10

What kind of buttstock is on that rifle?
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:41:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 4:41:30 PM EST by Telemachus]
-1 for tape measure
+10 for the Miniaturas!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:51:13 PM EST
Worst dinner pic i've seen in a long time.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 4:55:09 PM EST


Fail for the following reasons:

A.) Self graded, instant disqualification

B.) Dinner pic = food + guns

C.) Crocs...
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:00:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By DnPRK:
-1 for bean soup
-1 for small portion

8/10

What kind of buttstock is on that rifle?



Got that gun used with a converted Saiga, posp scope and 1,300rds of .223 and 5.56 for $1K.

The buttstock is the standard with an inch extension in the rear.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:03:11 PM EST
no extra mags!!!!

no stapler
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:05:44 PM EST
too many arfcom mantras in one photo=automatic FAIL

+1 for the knife
-9 for the crocs
+1 for the work bench
-2 for your ugly ass foot (and use of ladder to include it)
-1 for the lack of crackers
0/10

oh, and where's the obligatory keyboard/mouse/stapler
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:06:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By fishngrits:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING BEANS IN CHILI

however, i welcome anybody that would be so bold as to bitch about his, and my, beer of choice to try me in a drinking contest............


Chili w/o beans=sloppy Joe's.


your lack of culinary prowess does not prohibit others from cooking chili correctly
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:07:53 PM EST
-2 Foot on the table. No bread! What the heck are those slippers doing on the table?
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:10:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By fla556guy:
too many arfcom mantras in one photo=automatic FAIL

+1 for the knife
-9 for the crocs
+1 for the work bench
-2 for your ugly ass foot (and use of ladder to include it)
-1 for the lack of crackers
0/10

oh, and where's the obligatory keyboard/mouse/stapler




Where are you all getting work bench from? Those are Cambria countertops 2" thick. They run about $70/sqft.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:12:09 PM EST
Don't tell me your having dinner with this fellow



Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:18:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By fishngrits:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING BEANS IN CHILI

however, i welcome anybody that would be so bold as to bitch about his, and my, beer of choice to try me in a drinking contest............


Chili w/o beans=sloppy Joe's.


your lack of culinary prowess does not prohibit others from cooking chili correctly


Please school me, Betty Crocker.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:37:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING BEANS IN CHILI

however, i welcome anybody that would be so bold as to bitch about his, and my, beer of choice to try me in a drinking contest............



This will become a juvenile argument yet again.






well gee whiz, it sure would hurt my feelings if i thought that you thought i was bringing down the intellectual level that general discussion has always held itself to
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:38:36 PM EST
9/10

Chili W/ beans and cheddar cheese.

And we have established what happens when you fuck with a man wearing pink crocs.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:39:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 5:41:35 PM EST by RangerJoe11]
-1 for pink crocs, -.5 for beans in chili, -.5 for bare feet, -.5 for owning a DPMS and finally -.25 for the tape measure???

7.25/10

ETA: I forgot you said Bud Light thats another -1. 6.25/10

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:39:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING BEANS IN CHILI

however, i welcome anybody that would be so bold as to bitch about his, and my, beer of choice to try me in a drinking contest............



This will become a juvenile argument yet again.






well gee whiz, it sure would hurt my feelings if i thought that you thought i was bringing down the intellectual level that general discussion has always held itself to



The Beans No Beans thing is so FUCKING stupid I want to drown myself in a pool of chili.

I really do not GIVE A FLYING FUCK if it does or does not contain beans.

Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:40:23 PM EST
you have some ugly ass club feet
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:40:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 5:41:34 PM EST by TheCanuck]
Dude, whiskey tango foxtrot?
crocs on the table -1
no napking -1
foot on the table -1
beans in the chili -1
tape measure -1

5/10

ETA oh and i should give you another -1 for the girlie sized tabasco bottle.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:41:16 PM EST
Beans in Chili. -1

No stapler. -1


99
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:42:30 PM EST
That chili looks great

9/10
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:43:41 PM EST
-5 for voting yourself a 10 = 5/10........
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 5:44:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 6:02:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 6:04:38 PM EST by PTM76]

Originally Posted By fishngrits:

Originally Posted By PTM76:

Originally Posted By fishngrits:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING BEANS IN CHILI

however, i welcome anybody that would be so bold as to bitch about his, and my, beer of choice to try me in a drinking contest............


Chili w/o beans=sloppy Joe's.


There is no beans in chili, as when chili does have beans its called "beans and chili".


You chili w/o beans weirdos win, are you happy now?


I am fucking ecstatic....

<­BR>



she's this stripper I met last night.

All of page four r belonging to chili has no beans.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 6:03:50 PM EST
Nice pic! But.....

Minus 0.0327 for no FA on rifle.

Ya never can tell when that Vietnamese mud from the river bottom is going to gunk up your bolt lugs and you'll need that little extra "oomph" to close the bolt.

Chili looks good, I like cheese in mine too.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 6:04:54 PM EST

DINNER Pic: 10/10 hands down.



In Arizona...
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 6:08:34 PM EST
You got a fat 0 because of those FUCKING GAY ASS RUBBER SHOES !!!
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 6:10:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By fishngrits:

Originally Posted By PTM76:

Originally Posted By fishngrits:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING BEANS IN CHILI

however, i welcome anybody that would be so bold as to bitch about his, and my, beer of choice to try me in a drinking contest............


Chili w/o beans=sloppy Joe's.


There is no beans in chili, as when chili does have beans its called "beans and chili".


You chili w/o beans weirdos win, are you happy now?


bitch. bitch. bitch. bitch. bitch. bitch. bitch. whine. whine. bitch. bitch. moan.

go forth, buy ingredients and follow the afore-mentioned recipe and you will shun the bean bitches as well...............
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 7:01:13 PM EST
Are we gonna make it to 100?
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 7:55:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By photokirk:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By fishngrits:

Originally Posted By PTM76:

Originally Posted By fishngrits:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING BEANS IN CHILI

however, i welcome anybody that would be so bold as to bitch about his, and my, beer of choice to try me in a drinking contest............


Chili w/o beans=sloppy Joe's.


There is no beans in chili, as when chili does have beans its called "beans and chili".


You chili w/o beans weirdos win, are you happy now?


bitch. bitch. bitch. bitch. bitch. bitch. bitch. whine. whine. bitch. bitch. moan.

go forth, buy ingredients and follow the afore-mentioned recipe and you will shun the bean bitches as well...............


Good luck. I've posted my recipe about a dozen times. Most of the pro-bean idiots are too fucking lazy to actually cook a pot and try it. Fuck 'em.


I'm gonna try it! It's just missing one ingredient that I will add to it.

BEANS!


I just like beans in my chili,sorry. I also love cheese on it and some good corn-bread! The next day it's crackers 'cause I ate all the corn-bread! Some good Saltines!

As for the OP,he gets a 5/10 for the crocks and nasty-ass foot on the counter.
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 8:36:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/8/2007 8:36:47 PM EST by Jussi]
Base points: 10 / 10


-1 for that measuring device.
-1 for those stupid crocs... "WTF, shoes on your dinner table?! "
-6 for ugly Man-Toes on your dinner table!
-2 for that zippo and ciggies.... "BTW, you should always light your cigar with a butane torch lighter or oakwood matches... "

Final Score: 0 / 10
Link Posted: 10/8/2007 10:30:15 PM EST
-5 for having beans in your chilli.
-1 for bad etiquette. No feet on the dinner table.

4/10
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