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Posted: 3/8/2002 11:46:45 PM EDT
[#1]
I won't cuddle with my wife...NO WAY...but with a stripper, now THAT'S a different story, I suddenly get all romantic with a young chick in a bikini on my lap [:D]
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Posted: 3/8/2002 11:50:01 PM EDT
[#2]
Hmmm.... OK...
Standard answer: Cuddling? Are you kidding? The perfect woman, after sex, turns into a beer and a ham sandwich. Lude answer: Send me a picture of your lady friend and I'll tell you if I'll cuddle with her long enough to get poontang. (After which she should turn into a beer and a ham sandwich.) Oh, you mean me?... I like it, but as near as I can tell I am atypical. I grew up in an environment where I was rarely touched. I remember when I was 14 a girl in school was going to give me a hug and I was afraid I would do it wrong if that tells you anything. Now, I like it... [:)] |
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Posted: 3/8/2002 11:50:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Dude, I won't even dignify that with a response.
[;)] |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:18:59 AM EDT
[#4]
Cuddling.... like foreplay, is a neccessary evil if you want to do it again later. Overwise... (like shadowblade said) she's a beer and a ham sandwich. [:D]
Edited to add the [:D]. in case the Mrs reads this. I'm sooooo whipped. |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:48:39 AM EDT
[#5]
Hell, I LOVE to cuddle! That's the only way I get any sleep! Let us just say that my girlfriend has a "generous" drive...
That, and she has been known to get up and get me a sandwich and a beer afterwards, while she's getting hers! Those who remember me from the time I was with my ex-wife will understand that [b][i][u]I LOVE MY ZENY!!!![/u][/i][/b] Even though I guess I could now consider myself a multiple rape victim... (whispered:) [size=1]help. save me. for the love of God, Montresor. help.[/size=1] We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming. |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 4:00:44 AM EDT
[#6]
Cuddling-wonderful being close to a loved one. Just got to be careful about not getting the gun oil on your jammies.
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Posted: 3/9/2002 4:10:51 AM EDT
[#7]
As long as it doesn't keep me awake.
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Posted: 3/9/2002 4:16:02 AM EDT
[#8]
When you get them that close with thier guard down, it's very tempting just to go ahead and choke them...[:D] fullclip
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Posted: 3/9/2002 4:37:57 AM EDT
[#9]
Considering the, er, ahem, nature of my own requests...cuddling seems to be a very small price to pay....indeed.
Eric The(Defiled,InTheBestPossibleSense)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 5:09:36 AM EDT
[#10]
Rainman:
rule#1 you do not talk about cuddling rule#2 you do not talk about cuddling rule#3 you get the idea Now, with that said, I must say it worries me that you even brought this up. We all "like" to cuddle as long as you define "like" as what we tell our girls so they don't think we are complete a******s. |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 5:35:20 AM EDT
[#11]
I thoroughly enjoy falling asleep "spoon style" with my wife to my back. Hot breasteses against my bare back is very nice--what's not to enjoy? I guess that's considered "cuddling" right? She better not mess with the "falling asleep" part though.
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Posted: 3/9/2002 7:00:58 AM EDT
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Heck yea. Hell, I generally can't walk afterwards anyway, so I very much enjoy cuddling up and zonking out. Who wouldn't want to feel a beautiful body pressed up against them?
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Posted: 3/9/2002 7:35:21 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: Hell, I generally can't walk afterwards anyway, . . . One of us is doing it wrong!! [BD] |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:20:18 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: I thoroughly enjoy falling asleep "spoon style" with my wife to my back. Hot breasteses against my bare back is very nice--what's not to enjoy? I guess that's considered "cuddling" right? She better not mess with the "falling asleep" part though. Ditto!! |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:24:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I thoroughly enjoy falling asleep "spoon style" with my wife to my back. Hot breasteses against my bare back is very nice--what's not to enjoy? I guess that's considered "cuddling" right? She better not mess with the "falling asleep" part though. Ditto!! You like my wife's breasteses against your bare back too? [>:/] |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:26:36 PM EDT
[#16]
That's affirmative!
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:32:04 PM EDT
[#17]
If cuddling means having two hot strippers rub up against you afterwards to help you fall asleep, then yes I like to cuddle.
If cuddling means "I don't want to bang, I just want you to hold me", then no cuddling sucks. |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:35:14 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: That's affirmative! Okay, just checking. God knows I'm not man enough for her. [:D] |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:44:43 PM EDT
[#19]
Wtf is wrong with cuddling. I for one love to be touched!! And I love to touch as well!!
I LOVE 2 SNUGGLE!! -T. |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:53:41 PM EDT
[#20]
Beekeeper
Nor am I! |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 1:54:00 PM EDT
[#21]
I like cuddling when I am not...shall we say, aroused. When I am, it ain't cuddling, it's foreplay. [:D]
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Posted: 3/9/2002 2:22:23 PM EDT
[#22]
I suspect some of you would agree with me on this. Cuddle long enough to insure poontang for the next day. Am I wrong? You're not wrong (yet). [i]Just wait until she hits her peak at the age of 40 & wants to cuddle three times a night. A while back I KNEW they peaked-out at 30,,, then 35...[/i] |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 2:36:33 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: I suspect some of you would agree with me on this. Cuddle long enough to insure poontang for the next day. Am I wrong? You're not wrong (yet). [i]Just wait until she hits her peak at the age of 40 & wants to cuddle three times a night. A while back I KNEW they peaked-out at 30,,, then 35...[/i] Listen up, young'uns. Please refer to my posts above to ARgon. My wife is 41. [;)] |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 2:46:39 PM EDT
[#24]
I don't mind cuddling if it leads to something else. Sometimes you have to lay, no pun intended, some groundwork before you get your freak on.
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Posted: 3/9/2002 2:50:32 PM EDT
[#25]
Beekeeper
I thought the guy was suppose to spoon behind the girl, hint more places to put your hands. |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 3:08:25 PM EDT
[#26]
I'm sorry about the confusion. Let me define cuddling, as I understood the question when it was asked of me. Cuddling - those long minutes of holding AND TALKING immediately following sex. This does not involve falling asleep as that would show disinterest. You get no arguement from me about having boobs and warm body against you when falling asleep, but that comes later.
Now, not to give you more information than you need, but for me, following sex, falling asleep is an attractive option. On the other hand, sometimes I feel like going out and building a bridge. |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 3:21:00 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted: If cuddling means "I don't want to bang, I just want you to hold me", then no cuddling sucks. Amen... |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 5:13:04 PM EDT
[#28]
never tried that. The hookers always wanted to get paid by the hour.
mike |
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Posted: 3/9/2002 8:54:50 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: (whispered:) [size=1]help. save me. for the love of God, Montresor. help.[/size=1] Dang... what's that from? |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 6:05:53 AM EDT
[#30]
Cuddling - those long minutes of holding AND TALKING immediately following sex. [b]TALKING?????[/b] Good God man, When the main event is over, I usually feel like I have just run a marathon. It isn't necessarily that I have something against "cuddling", I just can't keep my damn eyes open. Maybe its that feeling of complete comfort & closeness you get from curling up against a nekkid woman....puts me out like general anethesia every time. [b]Oink[/b] |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 7:35:02 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Quoted: That's affirmative! Okay, just checking. God knows I'm not man enough for her. [:D] That makes three of us! [:D] [stick][spank][kill] |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 7:40:54 AM EDT
[#32]
No energy for cuddling after my wife wears me out.
I can't do cuddling w/o sex, I just get too hot for sex after holding her. |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 8:39:15 AM EDT
[#33]
Meriam Webster: cuddle
transitive sense: To hold close for warmth or comfort or in affection. intransitive sense: to lie close or snug. I'm a very boring person with no life. I done bad. -pgo- |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 8:44:35 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: I suspect some of you would agree with me on this. Cuddle long enough to insure poontang for the next day. Am I wrong? You're not wrong (yet). [i]Just wait until she hits her peak at the age of 40 & wants to cuddle three times a night. A while back I KNEW they peaked-out at 30,,, then 35...[/i] Women peak at 17-18 [;D] |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 5:53:31 PM EDT
[#35]
"Just as long as I get the reach-around..."
It's called: [b][size=4]Relationship Maintenance[/size=4][/b] |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 9:17:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: Beekeeper I thought the guy was suppose to spoon behind the girl, hint more places to put your hands. More places to put something else too, but my bottom arm always goes to sleep, as mentioned above. |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 9:24:32 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: Dude, I won't even dignify that with a response. [;)] What he said, you wuss!!! |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 9:28:24 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Hell, I LOVE to cuddle! That's the only way I get any sleep! Let us just say that my girlfriend has a "generous" drive... That, and she has been known to get up and get me a sandwich and a beer afterwards, while she's getting hers! Those who remember me from the time I was with my ex-wife will understand that [b][i][u]I LOVE MY ZENY!!!![/u][/i][/b] Even though I guess I could now consider myself a multiple rape victim... (whispered:) [size=1]help. save me. for the love of God, Montresor. help.[/size=1] We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming. ROTFLMAO! [:D] EDITTED TO SAY: By the way, mcwarrior, it's a reference to [i]The Cask of Amontillado[/i] by Edgar Allan Poe |
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Posted: 3/10/2002 9:31:47 PM EDT
[#39]
Only long enough to smoke a cig and catch my breath. If I quit smoking that would probably take less time. After that I am ready for a nap or go log on to see whats going on here. Really impresses the laidies when you kick on the puter right after.
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Posted: 3/25/2002 5:22:05 PM EDT
[#40]
You know,I was scouting topics to reply to. But I have to say one thing about this Cuddling topic. You guys are DOGS. Women like to cuddle cause it brings us closer to the one we love. Falling asleep in someones arms is wonderful. And any guy that can admit he likes to cuddle without getting "ANY" is a MAN in my book. Why should cuddling have to do with getting Nookie anyways. You guys,is that all you think about? Oh besides Beer and Food. One of these days,all women will quit doing those little things for you.
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Posted: 3/25/2002 5:40:39 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: You know,I was scouting topics to reply to. But I have to say one thing about this Cuddling topic. You guys are DOGS. Women like to cuddle cause it brings us closer to the one we love. Falling asleep in someones arms is wonderful. And any guy that can admit he likes to cuddle without getting "ANY" is a MAN in my book. Why should cuddling have to do with getting Nookie anyways. You guys,is that all you think about? Oh besides Beer and Food. One of these days,all women will quit doing those little things for you. Lady_of_the_Wolf Umm....errr...Does that mean I'm gonna have to get up for my own ham sandwich? I only cuddle if I can utilize it as a means to avoid falling asleep in the wet spot. |
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Posted: 3/25/2002 6:37:11 PM EDT
[#42]
I cuddle my pillow (I have 2), does that count? I wouldn't know about cuddling a person but I've found that the cuddling position for me is the most efficient position for sleeping. I can sleep less and feel more rested in the morning. So do I like cuddling? the answer would have to be yes.
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Posted: 3/25/2002 7:21:19 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: You know,I was scouting topics to reply to. But I have to say one thing about this Cuddling topic. You guys are DOGS. Women like to cuddle cause it brings us closer to the one we love. Falling asleep in someones arms is wonderful. And any guy that can admit he likes to cuddle without getting "ANY" is a MAN in my book. Why should cuddling have to do with getting Nookie anyways. You guys,is that all you think about? Oh besides Beer and Food. One of these days,all women will quit doing those little things for you. Lady_of_the_Wolf Oh, yes I love to just cuddle [;)] . Who's yer daddy? [sex] Ruff |
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Posted: 3/25/2002 7:23:43 PM EDT
[#44]
yes, but only with a clean firearm.
as aimless stated Just got to be careful about not getting the gun oil on your jammies. That powder residue is a b*tch to clean out also. I however I prefer my firarms be neked while we cuddle. No holsters,magazines or bayonets on the sheets. [BD] |
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Posted: 3/25/2002 7:26:05 PM EDT
[#45]
Hey, Minuteman--when I was about 18, an old guy, about 35, told me a "minuteman" is a 20 year old, good for 30 seconds--twice. That wouldn't leave much time for cuddling, would it? [}:D][:D]
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Posted: 3/25/2002 8:00:05 PM EDT
[#46]
I love it. Especially after you know what. Definitely the secret to a successful relationship. Plus it keeps the oven warm.
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Posted: 3/25/2002 8:12:15 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: Quoted: (whispered:) [size=1]help. save me. for the love of God, Montresor. help.[/size=1] Dang... what's that from? Edgar Allen Poe He didn't write about "cuddling". [}:D] Tyler |
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Posted: 3/25/2002 9:16:16 PM EDT
[#48]
All,
This thread reminds me of a joke...did you ever hear the joke about the three different types of sex during marriage? Yep, just three types: everywhere sex, bedroom sex, and hallway sex. Everywhere sex: for newlyweds - anytime you can get into a horizontal and/or vertical position, anytime of day or night, for any length of time. Bedroom sex: for the married couple in their prime - keeping sex confined to a bedroom with a locked door (due to the children). Hallway sex: for the 40 and 50 year marriages - you pass each other in a hallway, look at each other, and simultaneously say the words, "Fuck You." |
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Posted: 3/25/2002 9:58:26 PM EDT
[#49]
If given the chance, I would even cuddle instead of sex.
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Posted: 3/26/2002 4:29:53 AM EDT
[#50]
Cuddling is absolutely awesome. I love it!! Especially the part where she reaches back and puts her hand on my leg, cause that almost always leads to some serious lovin. But I would lay with my woman anytime anyplace. We cuddle up and watch TV, when we have 30 minutes to kill, and a nap sounds good, etc.....
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