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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/17/2005 8:09:26 PM EDT
So, I was driving my truck the other day over at downtown okc by broadway, some crazy MILF started honking her horn motioning me to drive faster, I switched lanes at the next stoplight, she looked at me and rolled her windows down (I drive with my windows down, no a/c in my m998) and yelled "jerk, omg you are such a jerk". I politely informed her that I drive a little slower bec. of the nature of my truck and she was very irate and started yelling again, at this point I told her to shut the fuck up in a very commanding voice.

Crazy MILF bursted out laughing and when I asked her what the hell is she up to? she replied, "I like it when men yell at me", I was like WTF.

I swear to God, I could have gotten her phone number.....


Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:11:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 888:
So, I was driving my truck the other day over at downtown okc by broadway, some crazy MILF started honking her horn motioning me to drive faster, I switched lanes at the next stoplight, she looked at me and rolled her windows down (I drive with my windows down, no a/c in my m998) and yelled "jerk, omg you are such a jerk". I politely informed her that I drive a little slower bec. of the nature of my truck and she was very irate and started yelling again, at this point I told her to shut the fuck up in a very commanding voice.

Crazy MILF bursted out laughing and when I asked her what the hell is she up to? she replied, "I like it when men yell at me", I was like WTF.

I swear to God, I could have gotten her phone number.....





No pics in the pooper damn.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:11:34 PM EDT
Your bumper sticker didn't help I'm sure.

"Honk if you like gay men"
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:12:28 PM EDT

LOL
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:14:05 PM EDT
And to think there could have been a "Crazy MILF Pics Inside..." Thread
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:14:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2005 8:15:19 PM EDT by CSM]
Shoulda Drawn Down.

Seriously though. My previous job included pulling a 4wd NH tractor, ripper, tiller, and not to mention, a New Holland LS185 skidsteer. That F-250 was loaded. It didn't accellerate or stop very well.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:18:21 PM EDT
Oh. That reminds me of the ROAD RAGE thread a while back.

There was a similair incident... It was a surgical strike, with chemical weapons right through the open drivers window. Ah how handy a very full 44oz Big Gulp of Mountain Dew can be.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:22:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
Shoulda Drawn Down.



Indeed. That there was a zombie.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:26:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
Shoulda Drawn Down.

Seriously though. My previous job included pulling a 4wd NH tractor, ripper, tiller, and not to mention, a New Holland LS185 skidsteer. That F-250 was loaded. It didn't accellerate or stop very well.




I could have gone down on her instead....

Yeah, driving a loaded heavy truck takes some time to accelerate and stop considering the brakes are inboard on some.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 8:29:03 PM EDT
The real problem for me was the 35' trailer. I just don't like that long stuff.
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:29:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2005 9:32:42 PM EDT
$5 says you could be getting laid RIGHT NOW instead of telling us about driving.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 3:03:33 AM EDT
I was entering the highway yesterday morning on my way to work, the entrance ramp morphs into the beginning of a new lane so no need to merge or anything. Just so happened when the lane began I was side by side of some old fucks in the next lane over to my left. They honked at me. I honked back. They cut in front of me and I moved to the lane they were over and honked one more time and gave them the finger. Crazy old geezers!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 10:57:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Same with armored vehicles.



Yep.



Originally Posted By Spade:
$5 says you could be getting laid RIGHT NOW instead of telling us about driving.




LOL... although the wifey wants to cuddle, I just get up and do stuff, surf the net, work on something, etc.



Originally Posted By AssaultRifler :
....some old fucks in the next lane over to my left. They honked at me. I honked back. They cut in front of me and I moved to the lane they were over and honked one more time and gave them the finger. Crazy old geezers!



It's always the old folks and crazy womens...



Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:17:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:24:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
I was entering the highway yesterday morning on my way to work, the entrance ramp morphs into the beginning of a new lane so no need to merge or anything. Just so happened when the lane began I was side by side of some old fucks in the next lane over to my left. They honked at me. I honked back. They cut in front of me and I moved to the lane they were over and honked one more time and gave them the finger. Crazy old geezers!



Since moving down here, every "close call" I've encountered has been due to old folks' driving incompetencies.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:28:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
so why were you driving slow in the fast lane



a little slower but not insanely slow, I believe she was in a hurry to go somewhere or it was prolly "the time of the month". You know when women act crazy and all.

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 11:31:48 AM EDT

No pics in the pooper damn.


Can he say that!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:17:16 PM EDT
You should have yelled at her to pull over, get into your truck, and go to work! Then afterwards yelled for her to get the F out.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:19:32 PM EDT
Women are crazy.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:37:35 PM EDT
Where are the MILF pics?
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:37:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 888:
So, I was driving my truck the other day over at downtown okc by broadway, some crazy MILF started honking her horn motioning me to drive faster, I switched lanes at the next stoplight, she looked at me and rolled her windows down (I drive with my windows down, no a/c in my m998) and yelled "jerk, omg you are such a jerk". I politely informed her that I drive a little slower bec. of the nature of my truck and she was very irate and started yelling again, at this point I told her to shut the fuck up in a very commanding voice.

Crazy MILF bursted out laughing and when I asked her what the hell is she up to? she replied, "I like it when men yell at me", I was like WTF.

I swear to God, I could have gotten her phone number.....





LOL

that's hysterical
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:45:01 PM EDT

Sounds like my GF. Last night she was yelling and bitching at me. I told her to either shut the fuck up or get out of my fucking house. Half hour later I was getting BJ.

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 12:54:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spade:
$5 says you could be getting laid RIGHT NOW instead of telling us about driving.



Yea really............ You should have told her to pull over and you would yell at her somemore...........
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:08:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Where are the MILF pics?




someone should start a MILF BOTD thread....
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:10:50 PM EDT
You blew it.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:12:08 PM EDT
And yet you didnt hit it!
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:18:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 888:


she replied, "I like it when men yell at me", I was like WTF.






treat her like this and keep her forever:

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:28:55 PM EDT
"I like it when men yell at me"?!

She's frigging loony. Doesn't matter how hot she is, she's a crazy woman. Smartest thing to do was let her drive away.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:30:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By teknofear:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Where are the MILF pics?




someone should start a MILF BOTD thread....



I did but it lost in space
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 1:36:40 PM EDT
Looney??? Hell, this guy has stumbled on the perfect girlfriend. I would have started right out with the dirty talk, "Oh yeah, did your mommy lay out your panties on the bed last night?"
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 4:59:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KN:
Sounds like my GF. Last night she was yelling and bitching at me. I told her to either shut the fuck up or get out of my fucking house. Half hour later I was getting BJ.




LOL.... I should have at the very least asked the crazy MILF for a bj for wasting my time.



Originally Posted By MasterSniper:
And yet you didnt hit it!




I wish it was that easy, I don't plan to cheat on my wife.



Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
Looney??? Hell, this guy has stumbled on the perfect girlfriend. I would have started right out with the dirty talk, "Oh yeah, did your mommy lay out your panties on the bed last night?"



She's probably PMS'ing.

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 7:06:57 PM EDT
What is a MILF?
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