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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:09:26 PM EDT
So, I was driving my truck the other day over at downtown okc by broadway, some crazy MILF started honking her horn motioning me to drive faster, I switched lanes at the next stoplight, she looked at me and rolled her windows down (I drive with my windows down, no a/c in my m998) and yelled "jerk, omg you are such a jerk". I politely informed her that I drive a little slower bec. of the nature of my truck and she was very irate and started yelling again, at this point I told her to shut the fuck up in a very commanding voice.
Crazy MILF bursted out laughing and when I asked her what the hell is she up to? she replied, "I like it when men yell at me", I was like WTF. I swear to God, I could have gotten her phone number..... 
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:11:30 PM EDT
[#1]
No pics in the pooper damn. 
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:11:34 PM EDT
[#2]
Your bumper sticker didn't help I'm sure.
"Honk if you like gay men" |
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:12:28 PM EDT
[#3]
LOL 
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:14:05 PM EDT
[#4]
And to think there could have been a "Crazy MILF Pics Inside..." Thread
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:14:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Shoulda Drawn Down.
 Seriously though. My previous job included pulling a 4wd NH tractor, ripper, tiller, and not to mention, a New Holland LS185 skidsteer. That F-250 was loaded. It didn't accellerate or stop very well. |
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:18:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Oh. That reminds me of the ROAD RAGE thread a while back.
There was a similair incident... It was a surgical strike, with chemical weapons right through the open drivers window. Ah how handy a very full 44oz Big Gulp of Mountain Dew can be. 
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:22:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Indeed. That there was a zombie. 
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:26:00 PM EDT
[#8]
I could have gone down on her instead....  Yeah, driving a loaded heavy truck takes some time to accelerate and stop considering the brakes are inboard on some. |
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Posted: 8/17/2005 8:29:03 PM EDT
[#9]
The real problem for me was the 35' trailer. I just don't like that long stuff.
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Posted: 8/17/2005 9:29:43 PM EDT
[#10]
Same with armored vehicles. |
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Posted: 8/17/2005 9:32:42 PM EDT
[#11]
$5 says you could be getting laid RIGHT NOW instead of telling us about driving.
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Posted: 8/18/2005 3:03:33 AM EDT
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I was entering the highway yesterday morning on my way to work, the entrance ramp morphs into the beginning of a new lane so no need to merge or anything. Just so happened when the lane began I was side by side of some old fucks in the next lane over to my left. They honked at me. I honked back. They cut in front of me and I moved to the lane they were over and honked one more time and gave them the finger. Crazy old geezers!
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Posted: 8/18/2005 10:57:36 AM EDT
[#13]
Yep.
LOL... although the wifey wants to cuddle, I just get up and do stuff, surf the net, work on something, etc.
It's always the old folks and crazy womens... |
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Posted: 8/18/2005 11:17:03 AM EDT
[#14]
so why were you driving slow in the fast lane
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Posted: 8/18/2005 11:24:53 AM EDT
[#15]
Since moving down here, every "close call" I've encountered has been due to old folks' driving incompetencies. 
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Posted: 8/18/2005 11:28:45 AM EDT
[#16]
a little slower but not insanely slow, I believe she was in a hurry to go somewhere or it was prolly "the time of the month". You know when women act crazy and all.
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Posted: 8/18/2005 11:31:48 AM EDT
[#17]
Can he say that! 
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Posted: 8/18/2005 12:17:16 PM EDT
[#18]
You should have yelled at her to pull over, get into your truck, and go to work! Then afterwards yelled for her to get the F out.
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Posted: 8/18/2005 12:19:32 PM EDT
[#19]
Women are crazy.
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Posted: 8/18/2005 12:37:35 PM EDT
[#20]
Where are the MILF pics?
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Posted: 8/18/2005 12:37:58 PM EDT
[#21]
LOL that's hysterical |
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Posted: 8/18/2005 12:45:01 PM EDT
[#22]
Sounds like my GF. Last night she was yelling and bitching at me. I told her to either shut the fuck up or get out of my fucking house. Half hour later I was getting BJ. |
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Posted: 8/18/2005 12:54:42 PM EDT
[#23]
Yea really............ You should have told her to pull over and you would yell at her somemore........... |
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:08:22 PM EDT
[#24]
someone should start a MILF BOTD thread.... |
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:10:50 PM EDT
[#25]
You blew it.
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:12:08 PM EDT
[#26]
And yet you didnt hit it!
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:18:33 PM EDT
[#27]
treat her like this and keep her forever: 
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:28:55 PM EDT
[#28]
"I like it when men yell at me"?!
She's frigging loony. Doesn't matter how hot she is, she's a crazy woman. Smartest thing to do was let her drive away. |
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:30:16 PM EDT
[#29]
I did but it lost in space
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Posted: 8/18/2005 1:36:40 PM EDT
[#30]
Looney??? Hell, this guy has stumbled on the perfect girlfriend. I would have started right out with the dirty talk, "Oh yeah, did your mommy lay out your panties on the bed last night?"
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Posted: 8/18/2005 4:59:15 PM EDT
[#31]
LOL.... I should have at the very least asked the crazy MILF for a bj for wasting my time.
I wish it was that easy, I don't plan to cheat on my wife.
She's probably PMS'ing.
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Posted: 8/18/2005 7:06:57 PM EDT
[#32]
What is a MILF?
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