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Posted: 6/17/2014 6:54:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2014 8:33:14 AM EST by BSmith79]
WTF.

http://www.chronicleonline.com/content/deputy-fired-misconduct

You gotta read the whole thing, but I'll outline the weirdness.

Deputy Sheresa “Sherri” Absher, 40, was terminated June 4 after a CCSO Internal Affairs (IA) investigation determined she misused her agency identification while drinking alcoholic beverages; engaged in conduct unbecoming of an officer; provided conflicting statements and engaged in unlawful conduct.

Officer went drinking and kayaking. Lost her keys and cellphone. Kept going to a local bar to use the phone. Found a guy's car unlocked in the parking lot. Her and her friend got into the car, soaking wet, and found the guy's wallet. The cop's friend hides the dude's wallet, all the while they're soaking this guy's upholstery.

Dude comes back and sees two women in his car, says, uh, what the hell are you doing? The cop asks to use his cellphone, saying she won't give his wallet back unless he lets her, he refuses, they get into an argument. She identifies herself as a cop. Dude reports it, IA investigates, she gets fired.

Absher’s case has been forwarded to the State Attorney’s Office, and she may face criminal charges, according to CCSO officials.

Unsurprisingly she has been involved in controversy before in other states.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/03/21/44873.htm

Link Posted: 6/17/2014 6:57:37 AM EST
Guilty.
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Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:11:28 AM EST
Why was she Kayaking? What would she have done if it flipped.? Would have been a goner.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:11:34 AM EST
Extremely guilty
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:13:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:18:21 AM EST
“Although new to our agency, this deputy was an experienced law enforcement officer from another state with an otherwise exemplary work history,” said Undersheriff Buddy Grant in a statement.
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Translation:

We never vetted her record, but you can rest assured that we only hire nothing but the highest of caliber employees. There's nothing really to see here, so don't go digging into the fact that she falsified official reports in the past to put an innocent man away for 39 months in another State for alleged vehicle theft.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:20:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By bjohnson425:
Why was she Kayaking? What would she have done if it flipped.? Would have been a goner.
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Um it did flip...that's how she lost all her shit. You do realize that drinking/canoeing trips are very popular and widespread?

Just because you are drinking doesn't mean you will instantly drown if you get into water.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:20:10 AM EST
How did I know this was going to be a story from FL?
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:22:49 AM EST
Sounds about right.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:23:24 AM EST
Good fire.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:32:59 AM EST
No loss I'm sure.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:33:35 AM EST
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Originally Posted By LRRPF52:


Translation:

We never vetted her record, but you can rest assured that we only hire nothing but the highest of caliber employees. There's nothing really to see here, so don't go digging into the fact that she falsified official reports in the past to put an innocent man away for 39 months in another State for alleged vehicle theft.
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Originally Posted By LRRPF52:
“Although new to our agency, this deputy was an experienced law enforcement officer from another state with an otherwise exemplary work history,” said Undersheriff Buddy Grant in a statement.


Translation:

We never vetted her record, but you can rest assured that we only hire nothing but the highest of caliber employees. There's nothing really to see here, so don't go digging into the fact that she falsified official reports in the past to put an innocent man away for 39 months in another State for alleged vehicle theft.


She was actually caught lying, and the guy's felony conviction was overturned.

http://schocklaw.com/SchockLaw.com/News_Items/Entries/2012/3/20_St._Louis_officers_lied_at_trial_and_man_served_40_months,_lawyer_says.html

I found that in Google in all of 30 seconds.

Yet the undersheriff says she has an exemplary work history? BY WHAT STANDARD?
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Originally Posted By Extorris:
No loss I'm sure.
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probably a relief to the coworkers, except the 5 guys she was banging.
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Originally Posted By SteelonSteel:



probably a relief to the coworkers, except the 5 guys she was banging.
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Originally Posted By SteelonSteel:
Originally Posted By Extorris:
No loss I'm sure.



probably a relief to the coworkers, except the 5 guys she was banging.


I'm only going to guess what a "Sheresa" looks like.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:37:52 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sanunan:


Um it did flip...that's how she lost all her shit. You do realize that drinking/canoeing trips are very popular and widespread?

Just because you are drinking doesn't mean you will instantly drown if you get into water.
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Originally Posted By sanunan:
Originally Posted By bjohnson425:
Why was she Kayaking? What would she have done if it flipped.? Would have been a goner.


Um it did flip...that's how she lost all her shit. You do realize that drinking/canoeing trips are very popular and widespread?

Just because you are drinking doesn't mean you will instantly drown if you get into water.





What I did there... You didn't see it..... had nothing to do with the drinking.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:39:01 AM EST
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Originally Posted By AJ-IN-JAX:
How did I know this was going to be a story from FL?
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Because this is how we roll here in FL...
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:42:11 AM EST
Absher’s case has been forwarded to the State Attorney’s Office, and she may face criminal charges, according to CCSO officials.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:42:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By BSmith79:

Dude comes back and sees two women in his car...

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It probably looked a lot better in his head before that day.



Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:42:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2014 7:44:43 AM EST by Wumbo]
"A veteran law enforcement officer but a rookie deputy with the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office was recently fired for improper conduct following an incident in the parking lot of a Homosassa bar."

ETA, nevermind, I see she was new to the Citrus County Sheriffs Office...
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:44:03 AM EST
How do you know she's guilty? I don't see a picture at any of those links.
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Originally Posted By PantherArms762:
How do you know she's guilty? I don't see a picture at any of those links.
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Now make your judgement.



http://www.stlamerican.com/news/columnists/article_008ec970-3ecb-11e0-b6ea-001cc4c03286.html



And she wrote a whole OH WOE AS ME letter here.

I have been shot at more than once, suffered numerous assaults, received broken bones, torn ligaments and tendons, been cursed at, threatened and spit on more times than I can count. I have missed several holidays, nights, and weekends with my family, paid for my own education, and never received more than a captain's letter of commendation during my eight-year career.

I don't want anything except to be able to do my job without political influence. I don't play politics and don't expect special treatment or extra benefits. All I ask is for residents of Missouri to realize that the City of St. Louis local government cannot manage its current responsibilities successfully. To give them more responsibility is a poor business decision and could have a disastrous outcome for those we protect and serve.


Fucking lying, criminal twat.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:51:21 AM EST
Oh hey, I found a picture of her in uniform!

Link Posted: 6/17/2014 7:58:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By bjohnson425:
Why was she Kayaking? What would she have done if it flipped.? Would have been a goner.
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Grumpycatgood.jpg F her.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:05:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By BSmith79:


She was actually caught lying, and the guy's felony conviction was overturned.

http://schocklaw.com/SchockLaw.com/News_Items/Entries/2012/3/20_St._Louis_officers_lied_at_trial_and_man_served_40_months,_lawyer_says.html

I found that in Google in all of 30 seconds.

Yet the undersheriff says she has an exemplary work history? BY WHAT STANDARD?
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Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Originally Posted By LRRPF52:
"Although new to our agency, this deputy was an experienced law enforcement officer from another state with an otherwise exemplary work history,” said Undersheriff Buddy Grant in a statement.


Translation:

We never vetted her record, but you can rest assured that we only hire nothing but the highest of caliber employees. There's nothing really to see here, so don't go digging into the fact that she falsified official reports in the past to put an innocent man away for 39 months in another State for alleged vehicle theft.


She was actually caught lying, and the guy's felony conviction was overturned.

http://schocklaw.com/SchockLaw.com/News_Items/Entries/2012/3/20_St._Louis_officers_lied_at_trial_and_man_served_40_months,_lawyer_says.html

I found that in Google in all of 30 seconds.

Yet the undersheriff says she has an exemplary work history? BY WHAT STANDARD?
Why the universal urban JBT LEO standard in most ALL larger cities in the USA. You know: the one where cops LIE on the witness stand, and are never prosecuted for perjury.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:08:58 AM EST
Florida
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Originally Posted By Disintegr8or:


Grumpycatgood.jpg F her.
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Originally Posted By Disintegr8or:
Originally Posted By bjohnson425:
Why was she Kayaking? What would she have done if it flipped.? Would have been a goner.


Grumpycatgood.jpg F her.



"However, Absher’s kayak capsized, and she was unable to get back into it. Absher said she thought she lost her phone and keys as she swam in deep water,"


"Shovel, bonk" made me laugh
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:14:10 AM EST
Isolated incident.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:22:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Aimless: You have to give the guy credit for keeping a cool head, if a couple of dipshit girls broke into my car and tried to play keep away with my wallet it'd be Cold Steel Shovel time, baby. "Look here's my badge" Bonk!
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Is that the only thing NY will let you conceal now?
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A crazy female cop?? No fucking way!
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:33:21 AM EST
Hiring standards..............who needs them
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:33:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Oh hey, I found a picture of her in uniform!

http://i.imgur.com/cxuKJgs.jpg
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MOTHER FUCKING SWEETCHUCK
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:41:20 AM EST
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Originally Posted By APEMANWITHFERALDOG:
A crazy female cop?? No fucking way!
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This.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 8:45:43 AM EST
All hail affirmative action
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Originally Posted By Wumbo:
"A veteran law enforcement officer but a rookie deputy with the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office was recently fired for improper conduct following an incident in the parking lot of a Homosassa bar."

ETA, nevermind, I see she was new to the Citrus County Sheriffs Office...
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Crap this is my county....

Link Posted: 6/17/2014 9:40:04 AM EST
Meh...She just sounds like a drunken idiot to me. No fucks given.



Link Posted: 6/17/2014 12:33:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By FlashHole:
Meh...She just sounds like a drunken idiot to me. No fucks given.



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It sounds like she wasn't even drunk, she only had a few drinks over the course of hours. It does sound like she's a huge asshole, though.

Edit:

The article says two beers for dinner.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 12:43:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BSmith79:


It sounds like she wasn't even drunk, she only had a few drinks over the course of hours. It does sound like she's a huge asshole, though.

Edit:

The article says two beers for dinner.
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Originally Posted By BSmith79:
Originally Posted By FlashHole:
Meh...She just sounds like a drunken idiot to me. No fucks given.





It sounds like she wasn't even drunk, she only had a few drinks over the course of hours. It does sound like she's a huge asshole, though.

Edit:

The article says two beers for dinner.



Whatever the amount they tell you, multiply it by four.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 2:30:35 PM EST
I wonder if she drives a Subaru.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 3:49:11 PM EST
She sounds a bit cray cray to me
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 3:53:18 PM EST
Sounds like the last crack that broke the dyke.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 3:54:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2014 3:55:28 PM EST by armoredsaint]
did she have a Licker License?



Link Posted: 6/17/2014 3:55:59 PM EST
Guilty.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 3:56:06 PM EST
Thats a dude
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 4:04:43 PM EST
Good.
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