Posted: 10/24/2005 8:03:43 PM EDT
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Anyone got any good recommendations for computer/Internet monitoring software? Cheap is good. ETA: I need a keylogger and/or something that will intercept IM and email. |
| I caught one of my people filling out an online line dating service profile tonight when she was supposed to be taking tech support calls...the screenshots are sitting in my drawer..I'll give her a chance to clean up her act tomorrow. My system is called Witness but I only use that for live monitoring usually.. |
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Hey Greg, this is you isn't it you gutless little bitch. So today, when 4 of us were having a fruitful discussion about the future of our API library (something so technical you have no idea what we're talking about) you decided to interrupt our discussion and timidly ask, "Is this related to CUA?" Well you gutless little bitch. It might be related to the CUA project (in ways so subtle and technical you have no idea), but for you to demand oversite on the content of work-related employee conversations reaches a new level of micro-managerial insanity. Go back to your cube and get a life you fucking parasitic bitch. Believe it or not, we've gone to college, written the papers, earned the degrees, and are entirely capable of managing our time like grown-ups. It's people like you, with futures ending in dead-end mid-level managerial slavery, that make me think this country is truly doomed. Why don't you go to the New Orleans office and start micro-managing there you non-technical clueless fucking dipshit? Oh, and if you're not Greg then sorry dude I just had to vent. 
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WTF? me = AZ you = WI 
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link The above is a hardware keylogger, plugged in between the keyboard and comp. Being reasonably well-made, no software is required, so antivirus programs won't pick it up. But it can be unplugged. |
Yeah, I need it for a laptop though. |