Posted: 7/16/2006 11:34:50 PM EDT
| Off to college August 24th. My Major is Veterinary Science Technology. Was hoping you could offer some advice and words of wisdom? |
Study first, dont drink and drive, and always have/use condoms. Just finished my first year myself. Other than that, relax and enjoy. |
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Despite what your roommate tells you, gay sex is not part of .vet school initiation. You cannot live on Steam-Ums, but it won't hurt ya to try. If you have a choice between a hot-tub and transportation, one will get you laid and the other will drive you home to see your mom. Choose wisely. First beer? Import. Then, after your taste buds are happy switch to the natty lite. $$ tip for ya. Pooka shells are not cool, even if everyone else is wearing them on campus. Tell all the ladies your name is Don Cornelius. It'll come in handy, trust me. |
Where did you go to school.Wait wait I don't even want to know  
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Honest advice? Women are not worth bad grades. You do not have to submit a list of all the women you slept with in college in order to get a job, get into grad school, or whatever. You WILL have to explain that D in whatever class periodically for the rest of your life. Can you get a private room, say maybe on an honors floor/dorm? DO IT. Socialize when you choose, but having a private room means you can STUDY when you need to. Are you potentially able to get into the college honors program? If so, DO IT. It will motivate you and put you among people who desire to succeed academically in college. Jim |
Ball State. Get it?? |
Don't scare the poor guy. What state is Ball state in? |
Muncie, IN In have a friend that went there. |
+1 keep up w/ your studies--screw everything else; F up the begining, your transcripts and such will show it... dont max out CCs! |
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My words of advice... Hide your guns well in your dorm room. 1 pound of smokeless powder can provide hours of fun. Become friends with someone that has access to a machine shop. Nothing like a 6 pack to get a barrel cut and crowned. Grades are overrated. I'm getting paid the same as a friend of mine who busted balls to get a 4.0. |
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