We are doing special occasion speeches in my public speaking class.  One category we could choose was a euology, so I figured a euology of Chuck Norris would be a good excuse to do CN jokes for 5 min in front of a captive audience.  

My only problem is: how do I set this up? Chuck Norris can never die, so what "reason" do I have to euologize him?  I was thinking that he died temporarily to kick satan's ass, but i'm sure the hive mind can come up with something far funnier.

Chuck Norris felt that he had rounhoused all there was on this world.

So he diceided to die and round house either the devil or God.

He killed himself, only to bring himself back to life. To prove he was the son of God.


Duh!

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Chuck rides the lightening.  It strengthens his super-human powers.  Plus, he gets to travel to other dimensions to kick similair ass that he's kicked on this plane/ realm.  

Then he rides teh lightening back to this world.  The death was a ploy to kick more ass (here and there).  yeah..