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We all know about the two nuclear bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. There was a third exploded when Chuck Norris farted at 29,000 feet and wiped out a whole Japanese city. He was only 5 years old at the time. The damage was so extensive there are no signs the city ever existed and classified to this day.
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Chuck Norris can flank an enemy head on
Chuck Norris can sail directly upwind Your internet isn’t fiber, it’s Chuck Norris with a telegraph |
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Chuck Norris once took a lie-detector test. The machine confessed.
Chuck Norris doesn't fill out online forms, because he will never submit. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. |
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Chuck Norris is Proofreading GRRM's GoT, Volume 6.
Chuck keeps finding mistakes. Now you know what is keeping George from publishing the novel. |
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Chuck Norris did the Mach Loop in a Hang Glider
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Chuck doesn't always win: He didn't qualify in this years Le Mans 24 hours.
Skateboards aren't allowed |
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When it rains at Yankee Stadium Chuck Norris uses his foreskin to keep the field dry.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive to get around. He gets around by flying thru the air with a spinning roundhouse kick, it sounds just like a Chinook. Chuck Norris doesn't ejaculate, he knows it will tear the fabric of the universe apart. On the 7th day Chuck Norris told God to go to bed. Chuck Norris went killing one day and the entire race of space aliens known as Predators went extinct. Chuck Norris has no need for money, anything he wants he wills it into existence. |
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My favorite CN story: Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive reentry without a spacesuit. On July 19, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris reentered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3,000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need afterburners to go into supersonic fight.
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Said Chuck Yeager to Chuck Norris: You're sitting in my seat.
Sorry, sir! replied Ser Norris. Later: Fine flight, but you're supposed to be using an aircraft when you go supersonic, said Charles Yeager to Chucky Norris Oooopps! said Chucky Norris. |
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Chuck Norris has nothing to do with the Fuck Joe Biden chants.
Maybe next time |
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Chuh norse is a tughh guy man an can beet up your you an you dad
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Chuck Norris was first in line at Knob Creek yesterday and today.
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They were going to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite was not strong enough.
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Jack was nimble. Jack was quick.
But Jack couldn't dodge Chuck's roundhouse kick. |
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Chuck Norris can pull off your head AND throw it in your face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always win:
He once threw a spear at the moon. He missed it. Recall that several years ago some asteroid crashed into Jupiter. That was really a Spacecraft from another planet that was hit by Ser Norris. He hit the power plant Dead on. The resulting fragments landed into Jupiter as debris. |
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When Chuck Norris belches, he doesn't fool around:
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Quoted: Well, you're not wrong. When I lived in Colorado, listening to Texans gripe about a hard Texas winter was always good for a chuckle. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Texas doesn't know what "frozen" is. Well, you're not wrong. When I lived in Colorado, listening to Texans gripe about a hard Texas winter was always good for a chuckle. Yep, I do too, except I'm chuckling at Coloradans. |
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