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Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:06:50 PM EDT
[#1]
Greta if I had to choose one.

"But I poop from there"
"Not right now you don't"
"HOW DARE YOU!"
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:09:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Greta has that girl next door look going on which is kinda hot.

Plus she's eighteen now.

and would probably like my vegan burgers,

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Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:09:20 PM EDT
[#3]
After throwing up a couple of times, if I was forced to do one or the other I’d have to take the retarded one over the hairy one. Greta can come on over.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:09:45 PM EDT
[#4]
Evidently CBS has hired them both for a SJW buddy sit-com called "Ugleeta & The 'Tard".
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:09:59 PM EDT
[#5]
I will pay to get the OP banned.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:12:24 PM EDT
[#6]
GTFO
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:14:41 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd fuck the FAS out of Greta so hard she would be begging me to roll coal from my truck and then stick it in her ass while she screamed  drill baby drill
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:14:57 PM EDT
[#8]
Pass
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:15:46 PM EDT
[#9]
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Bottom one is too young to get in the bar, so I can go in and drink/party while she stands outside.
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Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:18:28 PM EDT
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No dick no care.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:18:39 PM EDT
[#11]
Hangin out with my wife, I’m good.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:18:54 PM EDT
[#12]
Emma is almost certainly a spoiled rotten bitch

I actually feel bad for Greta, she's a mentally challenged kid who's been horrifically harmed mentally by her parents and their associates to the point I don't think she's really responsible for the things she's said. I'd accept a chance to sit down with her and try to talk her through some stuff.

I have zero desire for physical relations with either of them.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:26:15 PM EDT
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No dick no care.
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Damn, I didn't know you had taken it that far!




Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:29:53 PM EDT
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I’ve often wondered how any man could be gay.
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Just how much time do you spending thinking about gay men?
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:30:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:30:56 PM EDT
[#16]
The OP should be banned for life x2
   
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:32:04 PM EDT
[#17]
do they have nice feet at least?
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:32:15 PM EDT
[#18]
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No dick no care.
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@LittlePony  - You must not be gay for just a minute and pick one. I know you can do it man.


No dick no care.



Pretend both are trannies with cocks of equal size - Pick one!
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:32:41 PM EDT
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No dick no care.
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@LittlePony  - You must not be gay for just a minute and pick one. I know you can do it man.


No dick no care.

So... Ella?
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:33:49 PM EDT
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No dick no care.


Damn, I didn't know you had taken it that far!







Well, he is honest.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:34:05 PM EDT
[#21]
I will stay home and jerk off
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:34:15 PM EDT
[#22]
Top option, but I'd drag her home, shave off all her hair below her neck, get some 4"x6" bandages (drip some red food coloring in them first) to cover up the tattoos, squeeze a whole bottle of ketchup all over her, dress up like a zombie, and fuck her in the ass like the dead-inside person I am.

Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:34:19 PM EDT
[#23]
I thought ARFcom's motto was "Get Both"?
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:34:45 PM EDT
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I can 100% guarantee you that one or both have these toes:



So, any more questions
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:34:51 PM EDT
[#25]
Those are the only two I have to choose from?

WRONG! There is another.
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Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:36:01 PM EDT
[#26]
"You must be high on Drugs"

Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:36:19 PM EDT
[#27]
better to die
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:38:12 PM EDT
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Your choice;

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Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:38:21 PM EDT
[#29]
I said Greta. I am wondering about that comment she made: "now I'm 18 I'm free of my handlers"
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:41:15 PM EDT
[#30]
I'd choose a bottle of Redemption and my Telecaster.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:42:43 PM EDT
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I said Greta. I am wondering about that comment she made: "now I'm 18 I'm free of my handlers"
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She was poking fun at her critics.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:42:51 PM EDT
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They both want to go out on this Saturday night to a club / bar for drinks. Pick only 1 as your date.

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I'm picking up Greta in a clapped out 7.3 Powerstroke Ford with dualie bias ply snow tires on the back and making her watch me feed that power stroke all the ketchup till I smoke those tires into oblivion.
After the tires are burning and Greta is crying, I'm taking a back pack sprayer of old oil mixed with diesel fuel and spraying flowers with it till she shuts down completely.

Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:43:33 PM EDT
[#33]
Emma easily...because we know she can actually look like an attractive woman when she wants to.   I guess it depends on which version you are getting.

Hopefully one of these versions shows up.




This is a good one, no RBF.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:43:35 PM EDT
[#34]
You guys are nuts. I would would plow both of them.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:43:43 PM EDT
[#35]
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I did not know she said that. Maybe there's hope for her, after all.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:45:30 PM EDT
[#36]
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That's a plan.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 8:46:41 PM EDT
[#37]
I dont like this game and Im not playing .
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 9:46:12 PM EDT
[#38]
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They both want to go out on this Saturday night to a club / bar for drinks. Pick only 1 as your date.

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At least the chic in the second pic looks like a chic. The first one looks like a tranny dude.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 9:53:31 PM EDT
[#39]
By hang out do you mean they must be given back?

Anyone in the EE selling a shove, bleach and 100 acres of unmarked land? Asking for a friend.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 9:59:02 PM EDT
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No shit. Redtube has some quality content these days.
Link Posted: 1/30/2021 10:02:03 PM EDT
[#41]
i kill myself
Link Posted: 1/31/2021 12:57:04 AM EDT
[#42]
Id rather jerk the gherkin
Link Posted: 1/31/2021 1:00:51 AM EDT
[#43]
my testicles went into hiding mode
Link Posted: 1/31/2021 1:25:42 AM EDT
[#44]
The first one could use some Nair for those pits, but I've done worse sober.
Link Posted: 1/31/2021 1:57:13 AM EDT
[#45]


thread saver....
Link Posted: 1/31/2021 2:04:54 AM EDT
[#46]
Get both at same time?
Link Posted: 1/31/2021 2:06:42 AM EDT
[#47]
I choose Greta, as she's clearly used to having her mind warped to suit the needs of others. She's more likely to fetch me beers on command.
Link Posted: 1/31/2021 2:08:38 AM EDT
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I choose Greta, as she's clearly used to having her mind warped to suit the needs of others. She's more likely to fetch me beers on command.
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How dare you.  
Link Posted: 1/31/2021 2:12:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/31/2021 2:17:17 AM EDT
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Man, best thread save ever!
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