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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 11/7/2001 7:22:53 AM EDT
Is this a lethal combination for anyone else? It never fails - there’s a birthday at work and someone has cake. I then go home after a stressful day and the wife buys beer, so I drink away. Then 2 a.m. comes around, and I wake up with intestinal cramps, severe farting, shivering, then a major bowl-painting. I’m on the throne from 2 a.m. to 5 a.m. trying not to fall off ‘cause I’m sooooooo tired, but then it’s time to get ready for work! I guess reading all that William Cooper stuff right before I went to bed didn’t help either - nothing but nightmares when I actually did sleep.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 7:24:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 7:27:13 AM EDT
Damn, I hate "The Butt-Piss from Hell"! You must be drinking cheap beer! Does it to me all the time! LOL
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 7:27:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 7:37:10 AM EDT
Just drink inordinate quantites of Guinness, doesn't matter what you eat, you will have intestinal problems (Unless of course you regularly drink 3 or more pints a day, in which case your body has adjusted) And I wouldn't exactly call Guinness cheap beer. [smoke]
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 7:49:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/7/2001 7:45:00 AM EDT by gardenWeasel]
maybe someone made an ex-lax frosted cake.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 9:01:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jboze: Damn, I hate "The Butt-Piss from Hell"! You must be drinking cheap beer! Does it to me all the time! LOL
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I call it the Hershey squirts.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 9:01:30 AM EDT
After reading the title of the thread, I had to check and make sure this wasn't being posted by Frank the Spank. [:X*] DrMark
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 9:42:11 AM EDT
in the words of tim taylor: "been there"
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 10:16:11 AM EDT
typical American beer and Oreos do if for me. I have to be home when I eat that combo, being home and on your own throne is the best place for the demons... ...butt-piss... HAHAHA!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 10:37:51 AM EDT
You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic? What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 11:19:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By M4: You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic? What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?
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And whats worse is we have responded to it![:D]
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 11:30:01 AM EDT
Can you try an experiment ? Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer and crap chocolate cake....
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 11:45:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/7/2001 11:39:04 AM EDT by SaltCreek]
I wish I was as cool as M4. Who took a dump in my beer?
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 12:21:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By goneshootin: Can you try an experiment ? Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer and crap chocolate cake....
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BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 12:27:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By goneshootin: Can you try an experiment ? Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer and crap chocolate cake....
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Holy Shitballz! I'm laughing so hard, I'm bout to shit myself!!
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 12:30:54 PM EDT
I find Steak has the same effect on me... especially large ones. I find drinking wine helps to counter the effect.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 11:37:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By GWIGG:
Originally Posted By M4: You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic? What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?
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And whats worse is we have responded to it![:D]
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C'mon guys admit it but it's stuff like this that keeps us coming here.
Link Posted: 11/7/2001 11:38:00 PM EDT
BTW, try eating about 8 or 9 of those slim jims in a row with nothing else and wait a few hours. Trust me you'll never do that again.
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 12:03:05 AM EDT
Thanks for sharing.
Link Posted: 11/8/2001 12:35:22 AM EDT
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