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Archived [ARCHIVED THREAD] - Chinese Fortune Cookie fortunes....
Posted: 8/6/2002 7:18:41 PM EDT
I don't know about anyone else, but I love Chinese food and eat it quite regularly.  Over the last few years I have just laughed constantly at the sayings on the fortunes that come out of the cookies because many times they are not a fortune at all!  Some aren't even proverbial (i.e. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, etc.).

Is it me, or is there a fortune cookie fortune conspiracy going on?!?!  ha ha.  Some people even like to add the phrase "...between the sheets" after they read their fortune (to add sexual humor into the mix).

My favorite of all time is "You love Chinese Food."  HA!  Of course I do, why else would I be eating a fortune cookie?

[size=5]So, what fortune are the AR15.com members getting in their cookies this week?[/size=5]

Link Posted: 8/6/2002 10:06:06 PM EDT
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"The person across from you has VD"

Link Posted: 8/6/2002 10:10:06 PM EDT
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My family always says in bed after reading the fortune. It's pretty damn funny sometimes.
Link Posted: 8/7/2002 5:58:47 AM EDT
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All your base are belong to us.

Link Posted: 8/7/2002 6:38:49 AM EDT
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Fortune cookies aren't Chinese. They were invented in Kalifornia.

There's your conspiracy...

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