[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Chili Cook Off At Work (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 9/17/2015 9:45:50 PM EDT
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we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first.  These are the questions that keep me up at night. |
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we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first.
These are the questions that keep me up at night. Well? As the B-word is NEVER mentioned, who cares, right? |
damn, been 5 years since I did a chili cookoff 
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we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first.
These are the questions that keep me up at night. You need to introduce the unwashed heathens to Cincinnati style chili. Preferably a 5 way. |
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Quoted: Well? As the B-word is NEVER mentioned, who cares, right? Quoted: Quoted: we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first. These are the questions that keep me up at night. Well? As the B-word is NEVER mentioned, who cares, right?  |
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I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking.  This is why I will never move to Ohio. Because of your fucked up chili and burgers |
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This is why I will never move to Ohio. Because of your fucked up chili and burgers Quoted:
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I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. This is why I will never move to Ohio. Because of your fucked up chili and burgers Dude, you live in Massachusetts.
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This is why I will never move to Ohio. Because of your fucked up chili and burgers Quoted:
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I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. This is why I will never move to Ohio. Because of your fucked up chili and burgers The sweet taste of freedom would probably kill somebody from your state anyhow. Better stay put... 
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Quoted: damn, been 5 years since I did a chili cookoff http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1035161_CHILIFEST_2010___resurrected_for_a_challenge_in_OP.html&light=chilifest Sounds like you need to compete again.  |
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There are always beans, especially the vegetarian entries.
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we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first.
These are the questions that keep me up at night. Well? As the B-word is NEVER mentioned, who cares, right?
well there you go, beans are a disqualifier so you should win no matter what so long as you leave the fucking legumes as a side dish like they ought to be |
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Dude, you live in Massachusetts. Quoted:
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I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. This is why I will never move to Ohio. Because of your fucked up chili and burgers Dude, you live in Massachusetts. At least we have good food here. Chocolate in chili and steamed burgers on a bed of onions? 
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There are always beans, especially the vegetarian entries.
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we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first.
These are the questions that keep me up at night. Well? As the B-word is NEVER mentioned, who cares, right?
I'll steer away from the vegetarian dishes, and specially the turkey white chili - that's just gross looking.
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Quoted: well there you go, beans are a disqualifier so you should win no matter what so long as you leave the fucking legumes as a side dish like they ought to be Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first. These are the questions that keep me up at night. Well? As the B-word is NEVER mentioned, who cares, right? well there you go, beans are a disqualifier so you should win no matter what so long as you leave the fucking legumes as a side dish like they ought to be Mine is good but usually I'm 3 rd or maybe 2nd. Out of 6-8 entries. |
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At least we have good food here. Chocolate in chili and steamed burgers on a bed of onions? Quoted:
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I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. This is why I will never move to Ohio. Because of your fucked up chili and burgers Dude, you live in Massachusetts. At least we have good food here. Chocolate in chili and steamed burgers on a bed of onions? That's a fast food chain thing (Skyline and Goldstar), popular in Cincinnati - not an Ohio thing. Virtually no one actually makes chili like that at home. Hell, most people that live in this state outside of Cincinnati have never had it.
I have no idea what the steamed burgers on a bed of onions thing is. Help me out? |
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we love our beans, dammit
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I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. we love our beans, dammit
That's a given (I'm the only one who ever submits an entry without them), but I'm talking about the winning chili at work being made with a white sauce, with no chili peppers present (tha fuck?), and turkey for the protein. The fact that there are beans in it is the least of it's problems. . Seriously, that shit is embarrasing.
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Quoted: That's a given (I'm the only one who ever submits an entry without them), but I'm talking about the winning chili at work being made with a white sauce, with no chili peppers present (tha fuck?), and turkey for the protein. The fact that there are beans in it is the least of it's problems. . Seriously, that shit is embarrasing. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. we love our beans, dammit That's a given (I'm the only one who ever submits an entry without them), but I'm talking about the winning chili at work being made with a white sauce, with no chili peppers present (tha fuck?), and turkey for the protein. The fact that there are beans in it is the least of it's problems. . Seriously, that shit is embarrasing. yeah, we had a chili cook off at work last year, and someone made white chili, we immediately disqualified them  |
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That's a given (I'm the only one who ever submits an entry without them), but I'm talking about the winning chili at work being made with a white sauce, with no chili peppers present (tha fuck?), and turkey for the protein. The fact that there are beans in it is the least of it's problems. . Seriously, that shit is embarrasing. Quoted:
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I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. we love our beans, dammit
That's a given (I'm the only one who ever submits an entry without them), but I'm talking about the winning chili at work being made with a white sauce, with no chili peppers present (tha fuck?), and turkey for the protein. The fact that there are beans in it is the least of it's problems. . Seriously, that shit is embarrasing. 
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There are always beans, especially the vegetarian entries.
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we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first.
These are the questions that keep me up at night. Well? As the B-word is NEVER mentioned, who cares, right?
Vegetarian chili??? What in the ever loving fuck??? Whoever brings that shit in should be castrated, or have tubes tied mandatory for being so fucking retarded that their genes will corrupt the populace if they breed. |
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Vegetarian chili??? What in the ever loving fuck??? Whoever brings that shit in should be castrated, or have tubes tied mandatory for being so fucking retarded that their genes will corrupt the populace if they breed. Quoted:
Vegetarian chili??? What in the ever loving fuck??? Whoever brings that shit in should be castrated, or have tubes tied mandatory for being so fucking retarded that their genes will corrupt the populace if they breed. the meat IS the dish. that would be like leaving the eggs out of an omelete |
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That's a fast food chain thing (Skyline and Goldstar), popular in Cincinnati - not an Ohio thing. Virtually no one actually makes chili like that at home. Hell, most people that live in this state outside of Cincinnati have never had it.
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I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. This is why I will never move to Ohio. Because of your fucked up chili and burgers Dude, you live in Massachusetts. At least we have good food here. Chocolate in chili and steamed burgers on a bed of onions? That's a fast food chain thing (Skyline and Goldstar), popular in Cincinnati - not an Ohio thing. Virtually no one actually makes chili like that at home. Hell, most people that live in this state outside of Cincinnati have never had it.
I have no idea what the steamed burgers on a bed of onions thing is. Help me out? That disgusting White Castle shit. 
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Don't forget about the always popular "white chicken chili". What exactly makes that chili, BTW? Silly me - it's the beans of course. Related: Consider my recipe above. There are people on this site that have gone so full retard with the "no beans" thing, that the simple act of neglecting to add the beans would make it a "real" chili to them. This is horseshit, of course. On the other side of the argument, there are people in my part of the country who insist that the fact I added beans to that concoction, is what made it chili. That's where the "it's meat sauce" shit comes from. Well...yeah. If you start off making it wrong to begin with, I suppose adding beans helps. But it doesn't address the root of the problem. |
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I have never had a problem winning a potluck, work related, or other small chili cookoff. I can do it effortlessly. OP must have some weaksauce chili. Even if you are dealing with some political bias, you make a chili that makes the entire crew remember your name by your chili. |
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Beans are not part of chili. Get the fuck out of here with your mod propaganda. Quoted:
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Don't forget about the always popular "white chicken chili". What exactly makes that chili, BTW? Silly me - it's the beans of course. Beans are not part of chili. Get the fuck out of here with your mod propaganda. Calm down. He knows.
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we have one every year. Question. I always vote for the best tasting chili. Some people always vote for their own. Even if their chilli is clearly suck ass. Is "winning" a plastic trophy more important than honesty? We even have two people who tried to manipulate the arrangement of the bowls so the judges would taste theirs first.
These are the questions that keep me up at night. To be fair, you are in Texas. |
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Quoted: Calm down. He knows. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Don't forget about the always popular "white chicken chili". What exactly makes that chili, BTW? Silly me - it's the beans of course. Beans are not part of chili. Get the fuck out of here with your mod propaganda. Calm down. He knows.  They will still remember your name.
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Quoted: That's a given (I'm the only one who ever submits an entry without them), but I'm talking about the winning chili at work being made with a white sauce, with no chili peppers present (tha fuck?), and turkey for the protein. The fact that there are beans in it is the least of it's problems. . Seriously, that shit is embarrasing. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I love my State to death for a million reasons. It really is one of the best kept secrets in the US. But holy shit, I am never more embarrassed for my state, than I am when we do a chili cook off at work. It's shocking. we love our beans, dammit That's a given (I'm the only one who ever submits an entry without them), but I'm talking about the winning chili at work being made with a white sauce, with no chili peppers present (tha fuck?), and turkey for the protein. The fact that there are beans in it is the least of it's problems. . Seriously, that shit is embarrasing. |
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Quoted: Oh. There isn't a White Castle within 175 miles of me. Also, nobody really makes their burgers like that here.  Quoted: Quoted: That disgusting White Castle shit. Oh. There isn't a White Castle within 175 miles of me. Also, nobody really makes their burgers like that here.  Ohio is one big White Castle, they're all over the state |
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Ohio is one big White Castle, they're all over the state
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That disgusting White Castle shit.
Oh. There isn't a White Castle within 175 miles of me. Also, nobody really makes their burgers like that here. Ohio is one big White Castle, they're all over the state
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