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Posted: 7/22/2008 8:16:12 AM EDT

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits
at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there
staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in
his best Okie manner says, 'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom
and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the
bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too'.

AB

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:19:39 AM EDT

[#1]

ouch!

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:21:30 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:22:36 AM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:24:18 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:24:20 AM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:31:56 AM EDT

[#6]

No Beans!

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:37:40 AM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:39:09 AM EDT

[#8]

I just ate some chili for lunch. I didn't like your joke.

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:39:32 AM EDT

[#9]

No beans

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:40:20 AM EDT

[#10]

meat sauce = no beans
chili = with beans

Posted: 7/22/2008 9:08:04 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I just ate some chili for lunch. I didn't like your joke.

That reminds me, I have some I made a while back in the freezer.

CHILI IT'S WHAT'S FOR LUNCH

Thanks for the reminder!

AB

Posted: 7/22/2008 9:12:12 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
meat sauce = no beans
chili = with beans

You Fail. Leave teh internetz

Posted: 7/22/2008 9:25:12 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
meat sauce = no beans
chili = with beans

You Fail. Leave teh internetz

prepare him for bannination

Posted: 7/22/2008 10:05:10 AM EDT

[#14]

now thats laugh out loud funny.

txl

Posted: 7/22/2008 2:28:12 PM EDT

[#15]

It was the fuckin beans what made him throw it up and probably what killed the mouse.

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:34:30 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
It was the fuckin beans what made him throw it up and probably what killed the mouse.

I'm thinkin' Oklahoma chili MIGHT not have beans. I have no idea.

AB

Posted: 7/22/2008 8:37:58 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
meat sauce = no beans
chili = with beans

FTW.

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