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Posted: 7/22/2008 8:16:12 AM EDT
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits
at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there
staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in
his best Okie manner says, 'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom
and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the
bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too'.

AB
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:19:39 AM EDT
ouch!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:21:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:22:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:24:18 AM EDT


HH
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:24:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:31:56 AM EDT
No Beans!
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:37:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:39:09 AM EDT
I just ate some chili for lunch. I didn't like your joke.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:39:32 AM EDT
No beans
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:40:20 AM EDT
meat sauce = no beans
chili = with beans
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:08:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By uvm44:
I just ate some chili for lunch. I didn't like your joke.


That reminds me, I have some I made a while back in the freezer.

CHILI IT'S WHAT'S FOR LUNCH

Thanks for the reminder!

AB
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:12:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By evo462:
meat sauce = no beans
chili = with beans


You Fail. Leave teh internetz
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 9:25:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By purplecheese:

Originally Posted By evo462:
meat sauce = no beans
chili = with beans


You Fail. Leave teh internetz


prepare him for bannination
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 10:05:10 AM EDT
now thats laugh out loud funny.

txl
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 2:28:12 PM EDT
It was the fuckin beans what made him throw it up and probably what killed the mouse.
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:34:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
It was the fuckin beans what made him throw it up and probably what killed the mouse.


I'm thinkin' Oklahoma chili MIGHT not have beans. I have no idea.

AB
Link Posted: 7/22/2008 8:37:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By evo462:
meat sauce = no beans
chili = with beans


FTW.
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