[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Chewing

Posted: 5/19/2016 10:48:01 AM EDT

Sometimes I think about how terrible it would feel to bite down on a razor blade with full force, and how it would feel cutting into my tooth.

Posted: 5/19/2016 10:50:49 AM EDT

[#1]

Came in here expecting a rant about people who chew like cows. Was going to agree and talk about how I hate when my co-worker chews gum. I FUCKING HATE WHEN HE CHEWS GUM!!!

Posted: 5/19/2016 10:50:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/19/2016 10:54:41 AM EDT

[#3]

The reason why is because I started seriously thinking about the tale of how people would put razor blades inside apples on Halloween.

I thought about if they put it in vertically, how much worse it would be to bite into.

Posted: 5/19/2016 10:56:09 AM EDT

[#4]

Jesus fucking christ dude, I just cringed hard.

Posted: 5/19/2016 10:59:46 AM EDT

[#5]

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I had to share my suffering.

Posted: 5/19/2016 11:03:20 AM EDT

[#6]

I thought this was a Redman/Beechnut thread and came to reminisce.

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