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Posted: 5/16/2005 8:05:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:06:31 PM EDT
Can't argue with that.


Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:07:11 PM EDT
Since I am going into patent/business law school next year, I'm taking notes....
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:07:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.





Ben
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:08:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/16/2005 8:09:32 PM EDT by OBird]


What's with all these wierd/random posts lately?
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:09:24 PM EDT
Put the crack pipe down and back away sloooooooowly.
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:09:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By OBird:


What's with all the wierd/random posts lately?




Not a South Park fan, I guess?
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:11:21 PM EDT
But Chewbacca only lived on Endor in the early stages of the Star Wars trilogy script, and the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies. However, Lucas was lazy and recycled the Wookie tree village for the Ewoks. So, Kashyyyk and Endor are very similar in environment, both natural and man-made.
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:14:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By OBird:


What's with all these wierd/random posts lately?



What? "Look at the monkey! Look at the little monkey!"

*pop*

Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:14:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:14:34 PM EDT
Alcohol + Internet = Nonsense posts.
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:14:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By jeager001:
But Chewbacca only lived on Endor in the early stages of the Star Wars trilogy script, and the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies. However, Lucas was lazy and recycled the Wookie tree village for the Ewoks. So, Kashyyyk and Endor are very similar in environment, both natural and man-made.



They lived on one of the moons of Endor.





NEEEEEEEEERRRDD !!!

Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:15:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:16:59 PM EDT
I want some of what you're taking.
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:47:48 PM EDT
that was by far one of the best parts of southpark episodes i have ever watched..
i was laughing so hard my stomach hurt the next day
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:50:02 PM EDT
Chewbacca is from Kashyyk, not Endor.
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:50:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:53:31 PM EDT
Let me see if that works if I have to appeal a ticket or go before a criminal court.
Link Posted: 5/16/2005 8:59:35 PM EDT
my head hurts now
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:16:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:19:15 PM EDT


This drunken crap isn't even entertaining.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:21:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:22:31 PM EDT
Maybe he wants to stay on Endor, because he is gets laid every night. Horny little Ewoks.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:23:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:


This drunken crap isn't even entertaining.



Not a big southpark fan, I take it.



Meh. Forgive me for crapping in your thread.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:25:00 PM EDT
heh heh Southpark rules.

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:25:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:


This drunken crap isn't even entertaining.




+1
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:27:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:29:51 PM EDT
This is exactly why I hired the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

G23c
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:30:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major tobacco company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.



Now it makes sense.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 3:48:52 PM EDT
Well, to a Wookie their mouth is at about the right height, and if you can get the little bitches to stand still long enough you could get a glass of beer to balance on their head.


Originally Posted By Win_88:
Maybe he wants to stay on Endor, because he is gets laid every night. Horny little Ewoks.

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:36:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Well, to a Wookie their mouth is at about the right height, and if you can get the little bitches to stand still long enough you could get a glass of beer to balance on their head.


Originally Posted By Win_88:
Maybe he wants to stay on Endor, because he is gets laid every night. Horny little Ewoks.




No, no, no, Chewy has a spinner fetish. How many short Wookies do you think there are?
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:38:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 6:40:21 PM EDT by UmpaLumpa]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By jeager001:
But Chewbacca only lived on Endor in the early stages of the Star Wars trilogy script, and the Ewoks were supposed to be Wookies. However, Lucas was lazy and recycled the Wookie tree village for the Ewoks. So, Kashyyyk and Endor are very similar in environment, both natural and man-made.



They lived on one of the moons of Endor.





NEEEEEEEEERRRDD !!!




Wanna know what happens to nerds??

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=353579&page=1
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:44:43 PM EDT
I thought this was going to be a thread about defending your home in an oversized dog suit.
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