Goldfish are fantastic. They are the epitome of snack foods. Only good things can happen if you munch on Goldfish. One time, back when I played those little scratch-off lottery tickets & having a terrible losing streak, I bought a bag of Goldfish. 1/4 of the way into the bag, I decided to try my luck at the scratch-offs again & I won $10,000. Now, everytime I eat Goldfish & play the scratch-off lottery tickets, I win $10,000. All because of Goldfish!
I heard about one lady in Indiantown Gap, PA who was diagnosed as having a gastrointestinal sarcoma - she turned to Goldfish. As a result, 14 weeks later, she was cancer free!
There are several elementary schools in the Pacific Northwest who serve Goldfish during lunch in lieu of a vitamin enriched meal. The results have been astounding. The children are growing stronger, faster, & smarter than ever.
There are even stories of Peruvian Shaman using Goldfish during their religious rituals. Reports confirm those religious leaders who've integrated the snack have had a 150% increase in their crop production & hunting successes.
Nothing beats Goldfish.