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Posted: 8/2/2011 9:28:50 PM EDT

So this big bastard was waiting inside the toilet tonight. Anyone know what kind it is?

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Posted: 8/2/2011 9:29:29 PM EDT

[#1]

Wolf spider and

Maybe IBTL, MAYBE

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:29:46 PM EDT

[#2]

Shit eater.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:29:55 PM EDT

[#3]

The deadly Northwestern venomous testicle-sucking spider.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:30:29 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Wolf spider

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:31:39 PM EDT

[#5]

Looks more like a Huntsman to me. Either way, it's harmless.

It might even kill shit that will fuck you up! Seriously about that last part.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:31:44 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Wolf spider and

Maybe IBTL, MAYBE

My first impression, but I am no spider expert. Google images can be helpful though.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:32:33 PM EDT

[#7]

Scrotus Hypodermicans.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:32:47 PM EDT

[#8]

so not a hobo spider right? Not good at IDing spiders.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:33:07 PM EDT

[#9]

It's a Nutsackeusbiteus,

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:33:45 PM EDT

[#10]

It helps you wipe

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:34:16 PM EDT

[#11]

Ball tickler. Piss on it first.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:34:24 PM EDT

[#12]

I once put a medium sized snapping turtle in the shiiter of a country bar.

Bikers were taking over the bar as though it was their turf, hope one them got his balls nipped.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:34:47 PM EDT

[#13]

I hope you gave a him a proper burial at sea

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:36:12 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

I once put a medium sized snapping turtle in the shiiter of a country bar.

We need the whole story on this!

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:36:20 PM EDT

[#15]

toilet spider is watching you shit.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:36:43 PM EDT

[#16]

yes

Quoted:

I hope you gave a him a proper burial at sea

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:37:16 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

so not a hobo spider right? Not good at IDing spiders.

I'm better at snakes myself, but I've seen a few wolf spiders, it's what yours looks like to me.

http://www.bugabug.net/PESTID/wolf_spiders.html

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:37:48 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I once put a medium sized snapping turtle in the shiiter of a country bar.

I want to party with you.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:40:24 PM EDT

[#19]

It's got a shit eatin' grin on its face.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:41:49 PM EDT

[#20]

I hate spiders.

I found one under the toilet seat once, fortunately much smaller and not as nasty looking as THAT one, but I damn near jumped through the ceiling.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:42:37 PM EDT

[#21]

Look before you sit.
Stand before you flush.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:44:12 PM EDT

[#22]

Hobo or Grass spider. Leaning towards Hobo

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:44:54 PM EDT

[#23]

I would rather have that in the toilet, than have flies flying out of the portajohn hitting my nuts as they fly out of the blue cesspool

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:45:26 PM EDT

[#24]

I'm not going to lie, that is one of my biggest fears. A fucking spider coming out of the toilet while I'm taking a shit. Argh.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:47:11 PM EDT

[#25]

DrFridge would LOVE this thread.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:47:17 PM EDT

[#26]

spy-d cams!!!

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:47:31 PM EDT

[#27]

flush it and proceed with your shit

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:48:33 PM EDT

[#28]

(to check under the rim)

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:50:54 PM EDT

[#29]

If it were me, I'd now be scared that sonuvabitch might come crawling back up that pipe while I'm on the throne. You know...for revenge.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:53:14 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

I once put a medium sized snapping turtle in the shiiter of a country bar.

Bikers were taking over the bar as though it was their turf, hope one them got his balls nipped.

Nice. Does your mommy let you out to play often???

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:54:10 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wolf spider

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:55:01 PM EDT

[#32]

Second thought, Hobo spider. Put cuffs on it and put it in back seat of car. If it threatens to have a concealed weapon, shoot it in the face.

I would help it out of the toilet and let it go personally.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:55:22 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I once put a medium sized snapping turtle in the shiiter of a country bar.

Bikers were taking over the bar as though it was their turf, hope one them got his balls nipped.

Nice. Does your mommy let you out to play often???

She's been long gone for many moons.

Posted: 8/2/2011 9:56:25 PM EDT

[#34]

IT'S A BROWN RECLUSE!one bite and your privates would have rotted off!
Damn you're lucky

Posted: 8/2/2011 10:08:03 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
IT'S A BROWN RECLUSE!one bite and your privates would have rotted off!
Damn you're lucky

I just was about to reply:

in before somebody says brown recluse.

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