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Posted: 9/30/2004 7:46:35 AM EDT
They had a woman on NPR this morning who was a "Single Mom" member of Charlotte, NC SWAT.

The segment dealt with her "French manicured fingernails" and how it interfered with her shooting the pistol.

When asked if the nails interfered she replied "I wuz a woman lowng befow I wuz SWAD." (Ebonic inflection added for realism)

Have a nice day!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:48:39 AM EDT
[#1]
And she'll be a Hero when she gets herself and fellow officers killed.  
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:50:08 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:51:28 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
(Ebonic inflection added for realism)




LOL...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:51:29 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:04:42 AM EDT
[#5]
PC-ness kills.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:16:55 AM EDT
[#6]
It's really a shame to focus on that sort of thing instead of her training, ability and weapons she uses.  
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:23:35 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
PC-ness kills.




I see a new sig line in their for someone.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:24:57 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
It's really a shame to focus on that sort of thing instead of her training, ability and weapons she uses.  



Actually, it was a commentary on the LACK of training and ability.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:25:44 AM EDT
[#9]
At least she will always have an emery board as a backup weapon...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:29:12 AM EDT
[#10]
Kinda like this broad, eh?  Man, I like that show.  

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 9:33:58 AM EDT
[#11]
What, is she the fuckin dispatch or something? How can someone who speaks ebonics be on a SWAT team. Seriously.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:20:31 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
What, is she the fuckin dispatch or something? How can someone who speaks ebonics be on a SWAT team. Seriously.



Don't ask me.......I was driving into town this A.M. and NPR had it on their morning program.....I thought it was a spoof, but it was for real!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:48:34 AM EDT
[#13]
That's gotta be impossible to understand thru a throat mike.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:57:52 AM EDT
[#14]
Excerpts from their last raid.

"Anferny!  Anferny!  Dis is Tameka!  Dem white boys is shootin' at us!"

"Shee-it!  My gat done jammed on me!  This is some m@ther F*cking bullshit, yo!"

"Well, eyes gotsa go, dog, cuz my babies mama be trippin.  I ain't down wid dis shit, no how.  Dem boys be bustin some caps an shit!  I aint getta paid nuff for dis."

"Yo, F this.  I'm gonna roll up on those hommies an lay dem out.  Yo, I aint waitin for you fools.  Naw, dawg, you caint go, you owes me some benjamins."

"F*ck this shit! I quit!"

Edited to add:  Not racist, have black friends, just not stoopid ones.  

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:42:16 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Excerpts from their last raid.

"Anferny!  Anferny!  Dis is Tameka!  Dem white boys is shootin' at us!"

"Shee-it!  My gat done jammed on me!  This is some m@ther F*cking bullshit, yo!"

"Well, eyes gotsa go, dog, cuz my babies mama be trippin.  I ain't down wid dis shit, no how.  Dem boys be bustin some caps an shit!  I aint getta paid nuff for dis."

"Yo, F this.  I'm gonna roll up on those hommies an lay dem out.  Yo, I aint waitin for you fools.  Naw, dawg, you caint go, you owes me some benjamins."

"F*ck this shit! I quit!"

Edited to add:  Not racist, have black friends, just not stoopid ones.  



That's Charlotte SWAT in a nutshell!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:44:56 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
How can someone who speaks ebonics be on a SWAT team. Seriously.



Team translator
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:47:31 AM EDT
[#17]
LMMFAO, and IBTL!

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:50:18 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
That's gotta be impossible to understand thru a throat mike.



naw.  they only let her say about 12 different words.
none of which have ebonic equivalents.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 11:51:51 AM EDT
[#19]
Female SWAT officers??
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:03:34 PM EDT
[#20]
So help me I am NOT making this up!

I was once excoriated by a group of female officers as being "prejudiced" against women LEOs because I made the statement that if I were a SWAT commander and knew a female officer on my team was pregnant...as in was gonna have a damned BABY!...I would not allow her to take part in rapelling and some other potential high-risk physical stuff for "the duration"! The only female there (out of maybe seven) who agreed with me was a flaming dyke. Go figure...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:04:28 PM EDT
[#21]
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.    
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:08:20 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How can someone who speaks ebonics be on a SWAT team. Seriously.



Team translator



Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:17:11 PM EDT
[#23]
Deputy James Garcia : Oh, God, call for help.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Help. Help.

Deputy James Garcia : Use your goddamn radio.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:22:08 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.    



That's allright Jojo, we won't make fun of your accent yet.......
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:26:11 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.    



May be funny here..it won't be when you cannot understand them on a high risk warrant and all you know is their voice just went up two octaves!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:27:43 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.    



Oh, look, another whiny PC asshole.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 2:17:54 PM EDT
[#27]
Fuck Ebonics, Anyone here speak Jive?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 2:19:29 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.    


do you ever make a comment that makes any damned sense?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 2:35:54 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:  "Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks."

Quoted: "do you ever make a comment that makes any damned sense?"



As much sense as his sig line.  



NSNFJojo:  "Some people are your enemies. They are not there for you to identify with just because you know their stories. If you go around taking your enemies point of view, that no longer makes you their enemy, do you understand?"


Like terrorists?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 2:41:35 PM EDT
[#30]
Holy IBTL, Batman


Although that is some funny shit
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 2:46:31 PM EDT
[#31]


IBCV.....

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:33:23 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Deputy James Garcia : Oh, God, call for help.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Help. Help.

Deputy James Garcia : Use your goddamn radio.



LMAO

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:34:15 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.    



Oh, look, another whiny PC asshole.



No doubt. Lighten up dude...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:35:33 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.    



BIG difference between someone who has a legitimate accent and someone who can't speak proper English because they're LAZY.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:38:00 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.    



Oh, look, another whiny PC asshole.



LOL!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:38:06 AM EDT
[#36]


Quoted:
Deputy James Garcia : Oh, God, call for help.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Help. Help.

Deputy James Garcia : Use your goddamn radio.



         
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 9:39:32 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Fuck Ebonics, Anyone here speak Jive?


[Airplane] Excuse me, miss. I speak Jive. [/Airplane]
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