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Posted: 9/30/2004 6:46:35 AM EST
They had a woman on NPR this morning who was a "Single Mom" member of Charlotte, NC SWAT.

The segment dealt with her "French manicured fingernails" and how it interfered with her shooting the pistol.

When asked if the nails interfered she replied "I wuz a woman lowng befow I wuz SWAD." (Ebonic inflection added for realism)

Have a nice day!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:48:39 AM EST
And she'll be a Hero when she gets herself and fellow officers killed.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:50:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:51:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By alloy6061:
(Ebonic inflection added for realism)




LOL...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:51:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:04:42 AM EST
PC-ness kills.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:16:55 AM EST
It's really a shame to focus on that sort of thing instead of her training, ability and weapons she uses.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:23:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By rifleman2000:
PC-ness kills.




I see a new sig line in their for someone.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:24:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By RAMBOSKY:
It's really a shame to focus on that sort of thing instead of her training, ability and weapons she uses.



Actually, it was a commentary on the LACK of training and ability.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:25:44 AM EST
At least she will always have an emery board as a backup weapon...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:29:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 7:31:13 AM EST by Cope]
Kinda like this broad, eh? Man, I like that show.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 8:33:58 AM EST
What, is she the fuckin dispatch or something? How can someone who speaks ebonics be on a SWAT team. Seriously.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 9:20:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:
What, is she the fuckin dispatch or something? How can someone who speaks ebonics be on a SWAT team. Seriously.



Don't ask me.......I was driving into town this A.M. and NPR had it on their morning program.....I thought it was a spoof, but it was for real!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 9:48:34 AM EST
That's gotta be impossible to understand thru a throat mike.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 9:57:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 9:58:38 AM EST by rifleman2000]
Excerpts from their last raid.

"Anferny! Anferny! Dis is Tameka! Dem white boys is shootin' at us!"

"Shee-it! My gat done jammed on me! This is some m@ther F*cking bullshit, yo!"

"Well, eyes gotsa go, dog, cuz my babies mama be trippin. I ain't down wid dis shit, no how. Dem boys be bustin some caps an shit! I aint getta paid nuff for dis."

"Yo, F this. I'm gonna roll up on those hommies an lay dem out. Yo, I aint waitin for you fools. Naw, dawg, you caint go, you owes me some benjamins."

"F*ck this shit! I quit!"

Edited to add: Not racist, have black friends, just not stoopid ones.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:42:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By rifleman2000:
Excerpts from their last raid.

"Anferny! Anferny! Dis is Tameka! Dem white boys is shootin' at us!"

"Shee-it! My gat done jammed on me! This is some m@ther F*cking bullshit, yo!"

"Well, eyes gotsa go, dog, cuz my babies mama be trippin. I ain't down wid dis shit, no how. Dem boys be bustin some caps an shit! I aint getta paid nuff for dis."

"Yo, F this. I'm gonna roll up on those hommies an lay dem out. Yo, I aint waitin for you fools. Naw, dawg, you caint go, you owes me some benjamins."

"F*ck this shit! I quit!"

Edited to add: Not racist, have black friends, just not stoopid ones.



That's Charlotte SWAT in a nutshell!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:44:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:
How can someone who speaks ebonics be on a SWAT team. Seriously.



Team translator
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:47:31 AM EST
LMMFAO, and IBTL!

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:50:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By AZ-K9:
That's gotta be impossible to understand thru a throat mike.



naw. they only let her say about 12 different words.
none of which have ebonic equivalents.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 10:51:51 AM EST
Female SWAT officers??
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:03:34 PM EST
So help me I am NOT making this up!

I was once excoriated by a group of female officers as being "prejudiced" against women LEOs because I made the statement that if I were a SWAT commander and knew a female officer on my team was pregnant...as in was gonna have a damned BABY!...I would not allow her to take part in rapelling and some other potential high-risk physical stuff for "the duration"! The only female there (out of maybe seven) who agreed with me was a flaming dyke. Go figure...
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:04:28 PM EST
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:08:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By SouthHoof:

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:
How can someone who speaks ebonics be on a SWAT team. Seriously.



Team translator



Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:17:11 PM EST
Deputy James Garcia : Oh, God, call for help.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Help. Help.

Deputy James Garcia : Use your goddamn radio.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:22:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.



That's allright Jojo, we won't make fun of your accent yet.......
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:26:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.



May be funny here..it won't be when you cannot understand them on a high risk warrant and all you know is their voice just went up two octaves!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 12:27:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.



Oh, look, another whiny PC asshole.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:17:54 PM EST
Fuck Ebonics, Anyone here speak Jive?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:19:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.


do you ever make a comment that makes any damned sense?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:35:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 1:37:57 PM EST by RAMBOSKY]

Originally Posted By NSFJojo: "Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks."

Originally Posted by Absolute: "do you ever make a comment that makes any damned sense?"



As much sense as his sig line.



NSNFJojo: "Some people are your enemies. They are not there for you to identify with just because you know their stories. If you go around taking your enemies point of view, that no longer makes you their enemy, do you understand?"


Like terrorists?
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:41:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 1:42:09 PM EST by BUCC_Guy]
Holy IBTL, Batman


Although that is some funny shit
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 1:46:31 PM EST


IBCV.....

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:33:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Deputy James Garcia : Oh, God, call for help.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Help. Help.

Deputy James Garcia : Use your goddamn radio.



LMAO

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:34:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By QuietShootr:

Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.



Oh, look, another whiny PC asshole.



No doubt. Lighten up dude...
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:35:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.



BIG difference between someone who has a legitimate accent and someone who can't speak proper English because they're LAZY.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:38:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By QuietShootr:

Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Oh look, another thread that pokes fun at the way someone speaks.



Oh, look, another whiny PC asshole.



LOL!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:38:06 AM EST


Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Deputy James Garcia : Oh, God, call for help.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Help. Help.

Deputy James Garcia : Use your goddamn radio.



Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:39:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By woodbutcher223308:
Fuck Ebonics, Anyone here speak Jive?


[Airplane] Excuse me, miss. I speak Jive. [/Airplane]
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